Fry cook steals 2 eggs

He was lucky desu. If i was the boss he wouldnt be making threads on Jow Forums he would be in jail with the other thieves like him

Muh $0.05/ea

Why wouldn't it? It's a riveting tale of niggerific attitude in today's workforce.

Nobody can take dick in the ass for 8 full hours.

well, if I were boss I'd have his hands removed from his arms so he couldn't use them to steal from anyone else.

WW3 will be fought over 2 eggs
*screencap this*

lol land full of them can´t even go to Rio beach without having my sandal stolen

What a gay ass thread.

take it easy vinny

Probably. Because, after I kill all the kikes I'm coming for you penny pinching shabbos goy.

The Jews were behind it

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Quick rundown?

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The eggs were never stolen and his manager/owner were being unreasonable expecting someone to work without nourishment while being around it.

>work without nourishment
does your current employer feed you or do you buy your own food?

1. don't take something that isn't yours.
2.
>work in a furniture factory
>where's muh free chair?
>build airplanes
>where's muh free airplane?
>fabricate garments
>where's muh free clothing?
etc

It wasn't the eggs, it was a failed dominance move.

> new employee, 1st day of work
> decides to mark his territory and declare his dominance
> I will HAVE these two eggs, because I am the new tribal chief
> real tribal chief spanks him down, does token mounting
> rebuffed intruder licks his wounds and tries to sooth his shattered ego.

Ah, the OP from 3 threads ago returns...

Tell that to Lisa Sparxxx

>work in restaurant where it's industry standard that cooks fucking eat.
>too boneheaded to understand when cooks eat.

If you work in my kitchen and you're not constantly tasting the food, get the fuck out.

I dont think I replied to Lisa. If I did, my deepest (and I do mean deepest) apologies!

IF THIS JEW FUCKER KIKE BITCH TRIED THIS SHIT WITH ME I WOULD GO GET MY "MINECRAFT-15" AND TAKE ALL THE PROTEIN I COULD EAT. MY NAME WOULD BE WRITTEN IN THE GOLDEN BOOKS AND ANYTIME YOU ATE AN EGG YOU WOULD WHISPER MY NAME. THANK THE GOOD LORD ON HIGH THAT I DON'T WORK FOR A FUCKING KIKE!

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>industry standard
apparently not

I said the same thing when I ran a brothel.

>STOP HAVING FUN

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HOMELESS PEOPLE GET FREE FOOD

user STOLE 2 EGGS IN FIRST DAY OF JOB ABOUT TO BE CRUCIFY NEXT TO THE SECOND INCOMING CHRIST

>does your current employer feed you or do you buy your own food?
My current employer allows a break for me to use a vending machine or grab a drink of water if I so need. His did not.

>1. don't take something that isn't yours.
Two eggs is a reasonable amount to ask for. It costs nothing and takes no time while allowing the individual to continue working. He did not take something as it is a standard to have in the food service industry.
>2.
Food, water, and bathroom are not the same as non essential utilities to continue your job at a certain expected productivity.

she was amazing in Baby Fat 8

I actually give the nigger a pass now. He got more attention on here than he's had for years I bet. He's the master baiter. So to the OP 3 threads ago, go steal 2 cars now and green text it.

I'm not but, he did sway me. Expecting someone to work around food while hungry is something a slave owner would expect not a first world business owner.

Boomer:
> In my day we paid for our eggs, and were happy to do so

Gen X
> what's an egg, do they have that at McDonalds?

Gen Y
> stupid mom made me stop playing my game to eat stupid eggs

Gen Z
> eggs for all. Eggs are a human right. Humans should not be forced to pay for their eggs

>Nobody
Watch me faggot.

based and sharia pilled

Well, if you take dick in the ass for 8 hours, Im absolutely positive I am not the faggot.

yea really tribalistic lol

>His did not.
probably illegal
>a standard to have in the food service industry
this really depends on the level of business. starting low like fast food then it is not. So is say, a diner. Most alla carte restaurants will provide some pasta to waitresses/busboys but not always. The chef is on another level though.

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Doomer
>Free all of the oppressed eggs from their human enslavement farms and then create egg launchers to raid the Hamptons and give those elite geezers a good yolking!

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Usually 3d 2d is trash, but this... this isn’t too bad

> starting low like fast food then it is not.
Wrong fast food allows food breaks. The owner's standard is less than fast food restaurants.
>The chef is on another level though.
He was a line chef not a bus boy.

Yes, as long as they don't forget to get their heads caught in the machines.

youtube.com/watch?v=UDoG_w6Jy-g

>Wrong fast food allows food breaks.
but they don't get free food
>line chef
ok but he could have at least asked, or there has to be more to it since he did get fired.
if true

why not use a app to send eggs to each other grandpa

>but they don't get free food
They do though. I was given an approx $5 budget for every shift when I worked fast food in high school.
>ok but he could have at least asked
He could have and they could have explained when the appropriate time for that sort of thing is. The manager could have given him a time to look forward to and continue working until a food break is acceptable. A simple that's not how we do things around here is all it took. This did not happen though, the lady blew it out of proportion and considered it theft then complained to the owner who also considered it theft. They were unwilling to train and teach him instead electing to fire him on the spot then demand payment for two eggs. That's the real kikery you "muh nigger behavior" people aren't understanding.

Many fast food chains provide 1 meal it depends on the hours a shift take after 6 hours of work you should have your meal

I hear eggcoin is going to moon

>work in restaurant where it's industry standard that cooks fucking eat.
Doesnt everyone eat? Thats nature

He was at work his very first day
Those eggs were a-cookin astray.
That nigger bitch chimped out what'd she say?
Away, away, she waddled away,
But, only to return that very same day,
With a hand rubbing kike with his oy and his vey. So valiant user said fare thee goodday. As he jumped on his mustang and rode away.

Dude said he quit tho. Cause he didnt want to work with the lady. Wasnt fired.

This was all on the cook who rolled in with a shit attitude. Got some flak, and took that as affirmation.

> comes back to restaurant 1 month later
> wearing tuxedo, top hat and monocle.
> yes my good man, I should like to procure two eggs; and be quick about it.
> eats his meal.
> I'd like to see the manager, if you please.
> these eggs were substandard, I've never had such disappointing eggs in my life.
> sorry sorry, the eggs are on the house
finally gets his free eggs

Top kek.

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Never.

Most of us have a chip on our shoulder when hungry. We unfortunately need food to continue making food for other people as a service. We don't know the full context of the conversation that took place. He might have driven into quitting himself and was about to get fired before he said fuck it. Saying you should have a good attitude for working in a shitty work environment around people who do not care about your own well being is justifiable why he would be upset in the first place. He was hungry and needed food. He was attacked for trying to feed himself within the required work hours and offered no proper solution.

I genuine wish this to user op , not same to the owner..

Every time you steal an egg, an Indian sheds a tear.

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You know he was Italian, right?

Whatever, it's not like either of them are white.

He was a pioneer in the trans-racial movement. Spent his whole career banking on his native american heritage. Only after he died was is learned he was second generation Sicilian American

academia.edu/11282618/Native_Son_Italian-American_Identity_of_Iron_Eyes_Cody_

Oh Jesus, dont know why that was so fucking funny. Maybe cause Im drunk.

Is this Elizabeth Warrens dad?

Iron Wop Cody

OK, if you like that, then maybe this from the article...
> For awhile, playing Indian seemed to run in the family. Iron Eyes' two brothers also portrayed Indian characters in the movies until they drifted into other careers.

Lying about being an indian was a family business

*****HOW TO GET FREE EGGS ******

youtube.com/watch?v=CWRQ7KCqrAQ
****** GET YOUR 2 FREE EGGS NOW *******

>Gets dream job at Waffle House
>Steals 2 eggs
>Gets fired from dream job at Waffle House
>Doesn't shoot up Waffle House
>Doesn't FB live shooting up Waffle House

This faggot needs to get back there and do his job.

Sauce?

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By coincidence...
> on death row, waiting for the needle
> last meal
> they serve him eggs
> no thanks, I never really cared for them.

Fuck Waffle House. He doesn't want to work there any more. Now he quits and starts his own place called Waffle Palace and he gives a free surprise with every meal, because he's not a penny pinching kike.

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Sauce?

Kek

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Cont..

>user dies after death sentence
>soul separates from body
>soul reaches purgatory
>purgatory full off egg theifs
>soul eternal damned by eggs

Why did I save that

yes but you have to choose

choose wise ahahahaha

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penitent_thief

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impenitent_thief

Roll for you Jow Forums waifu before this thread dies.

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What could two eggs cost? $20? Let it go

Eggs cost like 7 bucks for a dozen. You're probably getting shitty used eggs.

I worked in an egg packing plant, it's pretty much the same thing.

I get them for $.99 at Aldi.

cont...

> shown the instrument of his torment
> a variation of Sisyphus
> perpetually hungry, he must cook his egg
> every time he picks up an egg and walks to the stove, it slips from his hands and breaks on the floor
> the ground is littered with countless egg shells

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they say its the action not the value , some like me argue that all this could had been anticipated if the owner wasn't boomer tier , just give the staff a card with some credits.

>West Philadelphia born and raised,
>In a kitchen I spent most of my days,
>Cooking up steaks on a dirty ass grill,
until this bitch named Shanquil started making trouble and acting like a pill,
>2 little eggs and this bitch got mad,
>Fired my ass and now I'm kinda sad,
>Gotta get a new job and stop being a fag

Bigot. Don't you know that's how niggers cook their eggs.

youtube.com/watch?v=gJz2Tgt3jvs

Are those the in-store prices?

>"eggs"
>mongoloid chickens
>23 chromosomes
>"only 99 cents!"

Congrats user...

No, those are bathroom stall prices. In-store is like 12 bucks.

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Which one are YOU going to pick?

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I only eat ostrich eggs. Aka eggs for real men.

Fucking chicken eggs are for basedboys and trannies.

Cheap 99 cent eggs everyone!

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