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How's life in Norway? Is it really better than the US?

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Nope and were full, sorry :/

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Norway has oil, and we have freedom. We must invade Norway to deliver them our freedoms.

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People left for a reason.

Fuck off mutt. Stay there

Are Norwegian prisons comfiest than nigger infested neighbourhood in jewmerica?
You might have an anser.

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I think it is a beautiful place to live. Incredible natural landscapes, very comfy towns and cities. Few shitskins, cleanliness, public system efficiency. But I could not survive there as an italian. Very cold interpersonal relationships, people there are truly different, a bit of a shy and weird. I had my own experiences there. And the fucking sun. No problem with cold or rain or snow, but the fucking crazy 24h sun or 24h night. I would kill myself in winter. And I'm northern italian, southern italian are basically like plants, if they do not receive their fair amount of good climate they literally die.

Central Oslo is worse than Central Stockholm unironically

niggers have trouble living in cold climates, yeah

>But I could not survive there as an italian.
>And I'm northern italian, southern italian are basically like plants, if they do not receive their fair amount of good climate they literally die.

>niggers have trouble living in cold climates, yeah

Slovenia is at the same latitude and has the same climate as Northern Italy, you dumb Northern Yugoslavian!

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The weather really sucks.

norway sucks
their stock market is even more mickey mouse than sweden

I knew a college professor Who moved from the US to permanently was idea. She told me the same thing about making friends video. She said she could not make friends easily but she was just as weird so she fit in. She said it was not that conservative and couples had babies a lot without marriage

Fuck you. Jews dont have to ask permission. I'm hungry for Nordic pussy.

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man, that pic hasn't aged well. what a soulless meme smile.

It's like expensive Siberia with better infrastructure.

It depends on how good the gibs are. We have shitloads of lightbulb head somalis in Minnesota and Maine.

Wages are low, taxes and prices are high.
I have a STEM degree and a tech job. I get paid ~$50k a year, and get taxed 25% or so. On top of that there's VAT for another 25% tax, so 45%+ effective taxes.
My net pay is therefore around $25k a year. Rent is at least $1k a month, so 50% of my paycheck.
The reason everyone seemingly has a lot of money to throw around is because they spend literally 100% of every paycheck. No one saves anything unlike in America, they are banking on being bailed out by the welfare system once they retire. That's great if you're a boomer, but if you are a zoomer there will be no welfare gibs left, as we will have spent it all on our 75% immigrant population by 2100. We're already at 20% by the way.
And what do all those tax crowns go to? Funding infinity niggers and bombing Libya.
I want out you guys.

it's pretty cool

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Someone from a northern Norway university (forget the name) downloaded my MSc thesis on Shorthorn sculpin. I should move there and get a fish related job.

can you even read? I told it's the sun not the climate. God you slavs are really all low IQ. Truly the slaves of europe.

I was talking about southern Italians, but you had to get your panties in a bunch anyways. It's too hot for me here, but bosnians and albanians thrive in this climate kek. Yugoslavia doesn't exist anymore, but keep seething.

>It's too hot for me here
yeah weakling.

Nope it sucks man, no reason to come here, just stay in the US.
DO NOT COME HERE, YOU HEAR ME?

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>he thinks he can compare those two countries
user..norway is first world, the US is fourth in comparison, there is no competition.
That said norway is a small country, they can change / fix things much more effectively, also look at the norway state fund to understand their endgame

Its shit, if you live in a city.

Our end game is spending all the oil money on Jews and niggers. Don't put Norway on a pedestal, we have all the same problems that the rest of the neo-liberal countries do.

fucking boring and cold, i want to die.

You only get a PS3 user.

Its a typical western nation. The state-issued ideology is consumerism, multiculturalism, cultural relativism, egalitarianism and liberal progressivism. The pop culture, education, mass media is saturated with this ideological content. The people are either fully indoctrinated, or redpilled but indifferent/placated. Life here is overwhelmingly safe, pleasurable and comfortable. The populace is domesticated and complacent. The cities are growing more chaotic due to third-world immigration. Nihilistic hedonism is the norm.

I like my nation, and my people. I think we'll get through this, despite everything. Its a dark chapter in our peoples history, however, and in this regard we're just like all the other US-occupied western nations.

Nice nature though.

>nobody said it was going to be easy
and you must have never been to the US

Have you ever been to the US? Or have you only seen our big infested cities on the news? I live so comfy on my 10 acres literally don't see anyone until I go to the town of 10000 for work 20 minutes away in my gas guzzling SUV. I bet you rent lol

Isn't it pretty shit over there? I'm sure the natural scenery is amazing but there is literally nothing to do. Meh, guess it beats the South/Midwest still.

Life in Finland and Norway is very boring if you are not an outdoor person who likes cold temperatures
Sweden is bad if you are not gay

Many Americans spend more than they earn and go into debt. I’ve lived in Finland which is similar enough to generalize with this statement. Everyone in the Nordic countries is doing “ok” as in they never really have to worry about the basics, however the deck is very stacked against you if you want to be successful. The system really discouraged entrepreneurship. In the US there is much more opportunity to become successful but there’s a huge underclass of low wage workers barely getting by, useless nigs, and debt slaves.

I have probably 20k of equipment outside unlocked in outbuildings. Pic related

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it's comfy as fuck

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Meanwhile in the north i have zero education and work on a fish farm service katamaran making 50 000kr before tax a month, 2 weeks on 2 weeks off rotation.

Feels good being a rural retard.

This is pretty spot on. Our system is min/maxed for complacent consumerism. Just show up at your 9-5 and spend as much as you can. It's ingrained in our culture too, people don't even know what an index fund is here. I grew up being disgusted and horrified by the spending habits of everyone around me. No one plans ahead, no one thinks for the future, instant gratification is everything that matters.
And of course when I do everything I can do avoid repeating their retarded mistakes, I'm seen as a weirdo. "Investments? What do you need that for? Just keep working and you'll have money".

jaysus user how would an irish lad get a job like that in Norge?

flip those boards over user... someone steps on those nails and you're dealing with stomach shots for tetanus - looks nice and peaceful

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>Having all the nature you can want
>Have one of the most developed internet connections available, having 500mbs up/down fiber even in the most rural areas
I don't know user, maybe the problem is that you think "having something to do" means walking in a mall with niggers and spics or drink disgusting coffee from branded chains.

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No its a boring sad place, where ppl are all on anti depressants and suicides r high.
Its hard to make friends cause 90% of the ppl could pass the autism dsm, climate is shit, the country is completely irrlevant and nothing happens, males r feminized and scared of conflict

And on top of that, its not rich as u think, usa is richer

>Few shitskins
idiot. a lot of Norwegians spew this bullshit. Oslo is already 13% Muslim

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Got any boat/ship experience? Well i didnt at first but i got lucky, plenty of foreigners in the fish farm buisness, big bucks and youre usually promoted to fill some guy who left, theres irishmen here.

Its a bonus to get a motorboat license though.

So you work on a boat (I.e. you have sacrificed half your spare time) for 150k KR gross a year. Or 75k KR after taxes and VAT. In return it's way harder to build relationships with women, especially since you live somewhere rural with nowhere to meet women and no women to meet.
How much do you have saved? Or are you spending everything you earn?
Note that I don't have anything against you, we're all stuck doing the best we can in this rotten system.

Just post the in store prices and there will be an end to the invasion

Big bucks outside the fisheries i mean, dont go there thats slave work, gutting fish all day sucks.

I knew some Finns that ran a business and the employment issues they had to deal with were shocking to me. All the workers were unionized and one truck driver kept taking months of paid sick leave off because of an injured thumb. I used to get paid €2000 a month busting my ass all day only to spend most of it every month on rent, food, gas, etc. I moved back the States, got a masters degree and 9 years later I am making nearly $200k per year which isn’t even a big deal here. The upper half of middle class but not wealthy by any stretch.

Yes.

But the weather is kinda shitty. Hope you like darkness, rain and snow.

Low testo land

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I know a girl whose sister was a stripper. She used to get 5000 dollars per month from a Norwegian suggar daddy. The thing is that she had many other guys like that on the side as well.
Now she found a rich American millionnaire beta who left his wife and 3 children for her and she lives in the UK with him.

yes. the US is beautiful, but your social situation including social security / health care etc is a mess, same as infrastructure. And yes your cities are late stage capitalism cancer mostly.
Have you ever been to europe or norway?

>Most are on anti-depressants
Why do amerimutts like you even think there is anywhere near the consumption of drugs here in Norway compared to the US? It's pathetic to listen to the absolute stupidity you fucks say to justify your filthy existence.
The only good amerimutts are the ones in rural fly-over states; because they live pretty similar lives as us.
>Climate is shit
I prefer our climate to the horrible warm shit in more southern countries, but sure, I would prefer to not have so much fucking rain as we do.
>Boring
Define boring; you seem to be just another nigger that require some Jew to entertain you instead of finding things to do yourself.
>It's hard to make friends
That's your defect, nog, not our society. Talk about projecting your problems to others.
>Males are feminized
Ok buddy; maybe in Oslo and other shitholes where niggers have invaded but you sound like an even worse case, blaming everyone else for your own problems

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Pallet boards wife makes furniture and live life love shit that people buy up. What a country. Oooo it's free pallet wood take my money!

>employment issues they had to deal with were shocking to me.

What were some of these issues that were shocking?

Just asking because of curiosity.

Im italian u low testo numale

Lower testo than japan no wonder u want to be subsistuted by nigs

>discipline your kid
>barnevernet takes away the kid to be adopted by faggots

Yikes!

Went to Switzerland on honeymoon probably 10 years ago. Comfy but I felt like a starving bum. If not for migros quick meals and beer we would have died. Stayed in weird hotels for 3 times what it would cost to get a luxury suite (with your own bathroom) in America. Also went to Netherlands back in probably 2013. That was comfy, but Amsterdam was not what I'm used to.

A truck driver who perpetually had a sore thumb or bad back who took months of “sairasloma” every year. The company couldn’t fire him and the owner’s son had to drive the truck in his place whenever he was out. The company and taxpayers (myself included at the time) has to indirectly pay for this fucking guy to sit at home on his ass all day. In the US he would have been replaced without batting an eye.

Flip em.
>t. had to get tetanus shot for stopping on an unflipped board

Netherlands back in 2003. In medpack country we nearly died trying to come down a mountain because gondola was broke. Good memories and if I was a millionaire o would have really loved it. All I hear today is how infested it is with the third world. How do they pay for one 8$ chicken breast?

And to your point our institutions are shit. That's why I live innawoods.
We're all gonna make it Hanz

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Come here to South Florida, so you can enjoy the psychopath Ameriboomers, hearing pidgin Spanish spoken in public every day by brown goblins, and 92 degree Fahrenheit (33 Celsius) 80% humidity days in the middle of September and October. No one trusts anybody, everyone is on something, and the job market is 100% commission or minimum wage. Even lawyers only make $30 an hour. If you want to rent a room in someone else's house, it's $700-800.

Norway snoreway am i right guys?

Norway BTFO

This but unironically. Outside of Oslo we have a very low population density. If you have ambitions beyond working for a 7/11 for the rest of your life you are shit out of luck. No schools, no entrepreneurship network, no potential wives.

>nearly died coming down a mountain in the netherland

Im not that rural, i assumed you where from a city, alta isnt that rural, 150k i make in 3 months before taxes i think you misread, im also a farmer vikar(avloser) on my 2 weeks off so i cash in checks from 2 employers, i dont go out drinking much unless its home parties since my powerlevel turns me into mr hyde if people argue with me, had a nasty 3 year relationship that depleted me mentally so im just saving up trying to get my life on track again, gonna buy my mom a car come her birthday in april.

sucks ass. Going to be the new Henry Rinnan if the ever Russians invade (i hope they do)

Medpack aka Switzerland. It was manlickin lol

>Is it really better than the US?
Ofc it is, they got like 5 million people, MENA level of oils without the MENA problems, Swedish youth goes there to do all kinds of shit jobs because the pay is good (yes, well behaved Swedish kids are to Norway what Mexicans are to the US) and their nature is lord of the rings tier.

The only negative thing with Norway is that they share the longest border in Europe with the most woke country in Europe.

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AFAIK at that stage you could easily rightfully question his ability to perform adequately in his job.

You could eventually let him go, but only after documenting his problems and making sure that you have no other tasks to offer in the company where his "bad back" or thumb would be of hindrance.

Getting rid of shitty workers is not impossible, but you have to follow a due process that is cumbersome unless you know what you're doing. Easiest is if they're not 100% following protocol, then just start stalking them and writing them up for mistakes, and for repeats you can eventually let them go. Should be easy enough in a smallish company, but once you have multiple workers doing the same type of job, you are expected to hold everyone to the same standard, so larger companies typically have to tread a bit more carefully.


Or alternatively, just put your company into a economically shitty position (on paper) so you can start "YT-neuvottelut". Then pretty much all protections are off and you can practically fire anyone for any reason for "economic reasons". Just can't start hiring new people immediately to replace the ones you kicked afterwards unless you want someone to call foul play :D.


But yeah, welcome to Communist Scandinavia, I guess? Still rather have that 1 shitty guy on the job half-assing things than living with yankee-style at-will employment where some power-tripping midboss can get rid of you at the drop of a hat just because he didn't like the way you were looking at his office crush, or you ending up on the wrong side of a game of office politics.

>>Have one of the most developed internet connections available, having 500mbs up/down fiber even in the most rural areas
That's true for most Scandinavian countries, i got a cottage in the middle of the woods down up a dirt road, no neighbors in sight, trees and mountains all around. And i got 100/100 internet with

Youre not mexicans bro, dont think we have anything equivalent to mexicans, id say roma but they never work, and poles and lithuanians are way to cool to be mexicans.

Youre canada light but in a good way.

I've heard of landlords who were unable to evict their deadbeat tenants for over a year, and ended up losing tens of thousands of dollars in rent and property damage. They had no legal recourse, as the laws and processes around evicting someone from their primary home are so strict.
In theory I'm for having a strong support structure for social rejects, but the cost needs to be socialized and not fall on the shoulders of individuals. We should be spending our budget on taking care of our own people, and not subsidizing housing for Muhammad. Homes for Sven and Erik, not for Muhammad and Abdul. If I become a politician this will be my slogan.

Literally the greatest of all the Germanaic tribes, the apex of men.

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Interesting information Finnanon. I was only in my early twenties when I lived over there and wasn’t knowledgeable on the intricacies of Finnish labor law. Finals will always hold a special place in my heart and I miss it there, but moving back here was the right thing for me personally. The at-will employment laws in the US are always overhyped. I’ve never heard of anybody getting fired who didn’t deserve it unless it was due to cost reductions. Anyway send ruisleipä and salmiakki please.

You cannot truly excel in a socialist country.
There is a reason doctors and engineers from these countries come to the U.S. They make triple the pay while paying a quarter of the taxes.
Its harder to fail and easier to be successful but your chances of becoming rich and making a name for yourself are very low.

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As if you wouldn't, Shlomo.

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Thats just disgusting

>Youre not mexicans bro, dont think we have anything equivalent to mexicans
Yeah we are. Who does menial work like cleaning fish on a line or harvesting crops during the summer in Norway? Young Swedes and some based slavs.

Who does that kind of work in the US? Latinos.

All i'm saying is that Norway is so far above the US that their equivalent of Mexicans are young Swedish students looking to cut down on their student debt.

>Few shitskins
not true
- t. a tourist

ofc, she's perfect

t.fag

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name one germanic hand made country worse than the US.

Ireland
>hurr they care celts
same shit

>without the MENA problems
bullshit. Norway is enriched like every other Western nation, difference is they don't actively embrace globohomo like you. shitskin immigration were explosive like yours, but recently the influx has been dropping

no, its shitty.
no jobs, refugees everywhere, feminism and a declining economy.

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we're better than your country but that doesn't take any effort. Somalia will soon be better than sweden if you continue down the progressive path.

Norway is still pretty bad but on the upside we're not as entangled in the EU as sweden is. If the right conditions arose we would be able to leave the EEA and Schengen.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHO? WHY?
WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST ON THIS SOMEHOW BEING GOOD FOR US

How can anyone look at this and think "yes i want more" AAAAAAAH

Good thing i dont live in oslo

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Eh. At least PS3 has backwards compatibility.

Jews.

but what can I do, the media is working against us. Everyone my age seem to believe the globohslomo to be nothing but the truth.

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Dont fucking come here, we have enough demonic manifestations of satan here.

>same shit
Based thanks for the unity kike. Slap yourself on the forsk-