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we are.
and we were, through the 1000 years since Haraldr Sigurðarson
but what you've done to Hvaldimir is beyond limits
so where is he now?

you couldn't even hold the grand duchy of Finland in 1919 so.......

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hold my beer, Hans.
we don't need them.
let's better talt about you? shall we?

>Holy my beer
>Not glorious Russian vodka
Did the Finns take the vodka from you during the winter war?

they lost
anythig else, Bjorn?

>They lost
>Over 300k Russian casualties
>Russians couldn't hold territories for shit
You sure know your history Boris

are you sure you study not jewish history, Bjorn?
are you?

are you sure you study English at not bad place? your grammar shit is

tell me why should I study English?
you understand me and be happy with that.
this board is filled with Russian trannys and faggots and now you take one solid Russian guy - once - and be happy to be a fucking part of that/

Sorry I couldn't understand that. Could you repeat yourself?

okay
where is our whale Hvaldimir now?

pwease no ~ america senpai, help us *chuckles* ( ω *)

now where is my friend Bjorn from Finnmark?

You're my now!

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What happened?

ты пoчeмy нe cпишь, дpyг?
я - злoй из-зa Хвaльдимиpa. oни блять нaчaли издeвaтьcя нaд бeзoбидным китoм, кoтopый иcкaл дpyжбы.

Учycь я.
Жecтoкиe вapвapы! Я cчитaю, чтo этo вaлидный пoвoд для oбъявлeния им тoтaльнoй вoйны.
Ecть ccылкa нa иcтoчник?

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ccылки нa кpaйний иcтoчник нeт, нo я yжe двa гoдa здecь "дpyжy" c мoим тoвapищeм из Финнeмapк, Бьopнoм. и oн paccкaзaл мнe, чтo вoт этoгo бeднoгo китa пpoклятыe мecтныe cтaли зaкидывaть бyтылкaми. и пoэтoмy oн yплыл нa пpoшлoй нeдeли

youtube.com/watch?v=roDkgbhvmsQ

2.59

> rather want to get nuked then getting invaded by russia

Also mandatory fuck off we are full comment

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~~nyaaahh~~

hey! faggot. learn some Haraldr Sigurðarson

I don't care but where is my friend the only one Norse man who counts? Finnemark Bjorn, de fug you drunk sob?

you will pay what you've done with Hvaldimir you weak norse faggits!

Гocпoди Бoжe мoй, кит тo в пopядкe? Heпpocтитeльнo.
Mнe кaжeтcя, eмy cтoит дepжaтьcя oт нopвeжцeв пoдaльшe, yчитывaя их "тpaдиции".

бeзo вcяких шyтoк, c пpoшлoй нeдeли никтo нe знaeт, кyдa бeдoлaгa yплыл. пoэтoмy Im fucking pissed off. and I wonna know where is Hvaldimir now and what did they do to this inoccent whale!

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you fucking Norway anons you tell me where is our whale now

and you better do this you snownigger fuckers untill we enter your joke country and no NATO will save you

where is my friend Bjorn! come here you Finnmark faggit.

With your shitty navy that is about to fall apart at any moment? Lol.

>Snowni*ggers

You get more snow than we do.

>With your shitty navy
youtube.com/watch?v=0K8BZoGH9-s&t=3s

you gotta be trolling

this ONE coasts more than your whole country

so we take 10k Norse women as payments
untill you cucks haven't give them to niggers

I like Putin, i'd vote for him

when we set you free Norse bro?

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I fucking tired
I want to make all scandi countries free.'
they gotta make thair own policy, but!
without niggers

It serves all well to have good relations to the Russian Federation.

sometimes I feel shame that I share (partly) same genes with my cousins Swedes and Norse. well, look at it. they are cucks, all of them. so this gives me right to tell that there is zero commons between us and our retarded cousins.

Hey don't touch Norge! we frens :((

the ONE, who carries pure Norsemen genes are (some) Islanders and Faroere people. The other are just cucked nonewhites.

the faroes are a russian puppet.
70% of our export goes to russia.
please, buy more mackerel master

hey, Sven! you have one option. you come here, settle here; take one Russian QT wifu, and, please, make us more (men) babies so we create here a white heaven.

I didn't know that, fren
so!
why didn't you find one Russian blonde wifu for yourself and why didn't you came fere to sattle, huh?

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I wouldn't mind that tbqh.
Nu tak, Do skoroi vstrechi!

long story short.
if you want to live in a cloudy island - do it.
if you want to give us more future Spartan babies to conquer the fucking world - you are welcomed

I have to build my own countries future, instead of abondoning it.

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come here, Sven. I'll (probably) buy you some beer (we don't drink vodka this times)

you settle here and make us more white babies

russians cant even be trusted with forks, let alone nuclear weapons, or any any degree of super power status

leave it.
come here. don't force me to drag you.
always listen to older guys. (no offence, all respec)

Send fisk and whale my island fren.
I will go to Russia next year fren, But to the south.
>I'll (probably) buy you some beer (we don't drink vodka this times)
Don't worry about this i will buy for beer and vodka for us fren.

no, we got enough russians here. Always russian trawlers in the fjords full of russians/xsoviet folks.
coming on land, thieving and drinking.

Not gonna move to their land (no disrespect)

are you sure your not just after our moeny? Our snow-nigger $1 trillion sovereign wealth fund can't fall into the hands of niggers and jews

nei, du kan takke eu sanktioner for det. Vi er blevet skuppet ud af det evropæiske market, ind i det russike/amerikanske/kinesiske, pågrund af sindsyge eu fiskelove.

Åt helvete med EU, Norsk fisk är okej men inte från Färöarna? fisk är fisk åt helvete med Bryssel byråkrater, EU är ett misstag, Hoppas på SWEXIT, En dag broder.

eu lukkede deres havne (ikludert danmark) i 2014. Heldigvis samtides som de sanktionerede russland pågrund af ukraina.

Så vi landede i vores andens favn, nu er færoerne okonomisk avhængige af rusland.
Og vi har lært at eu ikke er at stole på.

>I will go to Russia next year fren, But to the south

send my a massage, we'll find you a good trad wifu here. but! you have to stay here and sattle. no other options, fren.

come here you faggit. you have some (at least) r1Alpha gene.

Im sure we set you free in 1944 in Kirkiness.
are you sure you can handle a Russuan woman? (but you have to settle here or you can fuck off)

You know that russia was created by Norway? right?

my point is we need more men!
here in Russia we have 120kk population but it's not enought to counquer an other world. so please come here, stay here and sattle as others do/. I really think Russia is the Promised Land

infamous burger education

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You realize that because it's "money" it's already jewed, right?

The real power comes from weapons and control.

Exakt sanktionerna har skadat oss mer än dom, Det värsta är att sanktionerna stärker Rysslands inrikes industri och skadar EU's länder som gränsar mot Ryssland ekonomiskt Really makes you think haha.
>Og vi har lært at eu ikke er at stole på.
Exakt, EU är inget bra att vara beroende av, Vi har betalat mer än vi fått tillbaka.
Vafan är meningen med den där jävla unionen? Död åt EU!

My friends wife (Russian) keeps shilling to me about getting a Russian wife, It is bretty funny m8.
I dated one last year actually but iam not able to go back and forth all the time and neither was she.

pls no, only if Norway SSR under USSR with transhumanist ressurected Lenin and Red Alert 2-like stuff

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just fucking be a man.
and you'll be fine. it's so easy, de fug, Sven. what happend with you?

oh, and come here, or you are not allowed to have our perfect women to breed.

Denmark > Norway > Sweden

I don't know and I don't care what you are talking about untill you send us those bastards who did bad things to Hvaldimir you savages.

Send those to us! Send!

burger, what do you know about Nothern Europe? please do tell us.

Yes that wasn't the problem, My work got in the way feels bad man but well shit happens.
>oh, and come here, or you are not allowed to have our perfect women to breed.
If i can find a good job and somewhere to live i would actually do it.

What's going on here?

Universities here still teach Rurik and his Vikangz created Rus. It's sad.

de fug come here and don't ask any quwstions if you want your kids to be white.

you know what? we carry former Danish National Front leader, and we pretty much fought for him to be free. and now he is is fine, raising two beautiful kids and doing his life here in Russia. nd you have two options: one is to fucking make your shit OK in Sweden and fuck off all those dirty niggers away, or you can come here and join us as the last stand.

up to you bro.

you don't want them

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he wasn'r Norse, you idiot.
we (they) have plenty of theories; but he wasn't a Norse.

I know that. The point is American academia is so utterly useless at Russian history that they teach that. They even repeat memes from Crimean War propaganda.

if you want I can give you one (+-) not bias sourse of Russian history

This is where iam born and was raised and so i shall die here aswell, If i ever have to take up arms to defend what is ours i will do so i have even sworn to do so when i did army service.
But i wouldn't mind living in Russia if there is decently paid jobs, Thing is our last stand will happen here, I will never give up the very soil i was born in those invaders who have come here will either have to leave or answer by the sword.

>Ooga booga indeed.
Is she me but the female me? That is something i always say lmao.

Here Rurik is believed to have been a Finn.

I see.
so call us brother. we love to fight. especially for something that really matters. that's kinda part of our mentality. no, and that's not a joke or larp. no. if you would call a help we would come. a fuck tons of Russians can't find they way of life (when we achieved prosperity).

give us the purpose. and we will help you. we want to fight and defend. give us all rigts, or never whine.

plenty of theories.
who cares?
most likley he was Danish.

the digits proved

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When that day comes i would gladly fight side by side with those who dare to live by the sword.
You are all always welcome here bratan.
All i wanted was to live in peace like it was when i was a child but now we could have a civil war in the future which i could never have imagined when i was younger, I hate what the traitours did to our country, They will be the ones paying for it one day.
I wish i was Larping but iam fucking not it actually is becoming so bad here that we might have a state collapse and who the fuck knows what happens then.

Im shilling here for one thing
come here and make us more warriors
120kk is not enough. not enough, fellas.

If only we could turn back time.
youtube.com/watch?v=VJKhchn7qos

but we can't
Sven. we must look forward.
You must look forward.
de fug. you had Gustav II Adolf and Karl XII, what the fuck happend to you? but don't tell me that was just the jews (we had thm too)/

you used to be a good men to fight with
you are (I suppose)
Id rather pic a fight with you then wathing you blacked.