G'day lads & ladettes
>Morrison insists Australia will not be drawn into military conflict with Iran
theguardian.com
>Despite the state dinner, Australia and the US aren't in lock-step on major issues
abc.net.au
>Morrison hands over shekels to the seppos
canberratimes.com.au
fuck yanks
fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck chinks
fuck mudslimes
fuck jannie
fuck boomers
Spit roasted a roastie last night ama
Tfwnogf
Good job! Have a nice day Australian guys! You're doing gods work.
Thanks seppo
america is our number one cultural allies. traditional white american culture is almost identical to australia.
where did the word 'seppo' come from anyway?
i know it means 'septic tank' to rhyme with 'yank', but who the fuck here used that word before Jow Forums existed?... no one.
same with the word 'lad'.. literally no australian used that word until about a year or two back.
Wider than you, Crikey
>t. amerimutt
this meme is fucking shit. Euroshits jealous of us again because we have more gun rights and good ass food. We'll always be a better country. Also i'm probably whiter than most euroshits on this board. Probably all muslims posting anyway.
i am an australian citizen but have lived in america.
honestly i have never seen someone shitting at walmart in real life.
but i HAVE seen australian women pissing and shitting on the ground outside centrelink on TWO occasions.
I have to go to Manila for work later this week lads. Does anybody have any recommendations for fun things to do while I'm there? Other than pic related
New thread - New thread - New thread -
Some Euroshit countries still have decent gun rights tho
>america is our number one cultural allies. traditional white american culture is almost identical to australia.
No it's not!
WAAAAAAAAA ME HAVE GUN EHHEHEHE WAAAAAAAAAA, WE BETTER WAAAAAAA
>memeflaggot
Okay shlomo
>DA JOOOOZ IT DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZX
>but i HAVE seen australian women pissing and shitting on the ground outside centrelink on TWO occasions.
post pics or never happened
Sorry train user, you got cucked
Name a single influential Australian person in any field whatsoever. I can give you about ten thousand Americans but it's unnecessary.
Then why the fuck is Israel your greates ally?
Your thread is gay
We don't need or want 10,000 Americans, we're full
>t. seething mutt
Maybe, but not nearly as gay as yours.
sure
You don't decide shit you leave that to the adults in America.
Your thread is so gay it's homosexual. We are the only two cunts who make aus/pol/ threads, it's too bad you're such a fag.
Very unfull, I'm afraid. At least room to make it to 100 million new Aussies. I'm willing to put money on this one too.
Just because you don't want more people here doesn't mean there isn't room for more people here.
Brenton Tarrant is pretty fucking influential in the field of removing kebab
>it's too bad you're such a fag.
Youre the one that pushed back, user
That's such a gay thing to say you homo
Attitudes such as yours are deeply concerning. Every now and then I am reminded that insidious pieces of shit like yourself exist.
Not a faggot, but fucked a bloke who was.
(That bloke was you, trainanon. )
i had friday off and did absolutely fuck all all weekend, just sat in my room all depressed like i do every day. what did you boys get up to?
>Attitudes such as yours are deeply concerning. Every now and then I am reminded that insidious pieces of shit like yourself exist.
What I'm saying isn't wrong, though. You know the population is going up and will continue to do so.
So many poofta white nationalists all in one place!
Pretty influential in the "being a government agent" field I agree. Also effective in the "making guns a hot topic once again" field.
Try harder
Brown eyes, brown skin, brown hair and brown IQ.
SO DIVERSE!
hold still for me m8
Hope Emuclaws brings me something nice this year
Spit roasted a roastie
Let's make it really diverse, user!!
Got ya anyway.
>NO E-GIRLS
Who's got the clip?
>tfw it's almost time to make eggnog and let it age in the fridge until Christmas
Idk why more Aussies don't get nogged at Chistmas, eggnog is delicious and it'll get you and any nearby roasties nice and smashed since it's like 25%+ abv
Two of my mates both creampied the same girl a few weeks ago, still kinda weirded out by it tbqh
legally shoot druggies?
I blew in her mouth and on her face, my mate busted in her box
Muh guns
Septics/Seppo has been around since at least the 70s, and since Strine/rhyming-slang was in decline even then it's probably much older.
I'd guess WW2 from the number arriving for the war.
>please ignore the fact that the majority of mass shooters are shitskins
got one of these in a printable resolution?
Nice one, mate.
>Americans own a ridiculous number of guns
And that's a good thing
Same ID.
It's not a spitroast if its just your multiple personality disorder and one roastie.
Still baffles me that roasties can live with themselves after getting gangbanged, more proof that they have no souls, most of them don't even pass the Turing tTest
Did your swords ever touch?
I don't think most women are able to comprehend object permanence
>Still baffles me that roasties can live with themselves after getting gangbanged
Meh not my problem
Nah
were you secretly getting off on your mate rather than the thot?
Pfft of course
New thread - New thread - New thread -
>t. fed bread
Nobody wants to come to your shitty dead thread user
When I put a buttplug in my ex I could feel it super-clearly while I was fucking her in the box, must be super-weird to double penetrate a roastie with a mate, you'd be able to feel each-others dicks moving inside of her
KEK
And fuck niggers wiggers jews and Asians cunts trannies
No dp, just a spit roasting.
based and redpilled
Yeah, I figured, outside of porn dping a roastie would probably be pretty awkward and difficult
Based
Ahem
I know a lot of Aussies who moved here and they're all damn based people. I really want to visit your land someday friend
They ain't my ally. Our country has been under their control for 70 years before I was even born. Your country is nice and ripe for the picking for them though.
ded
Lurked /tv/ for nine hours.
>someone talked about hinge in this general the other
>thought id give it a whirl anyway despite expecting it to be exactly like the rest of those dating apps
>tfw
I dont even know why i bother anymore. Its all the fuckin same
They really do enjoy shitting on manlets though
>dping a roastie would probably be pretty awkward and difficult
I think so
You lads swallowed the gympill yet?
Dropped in on Mum and Dad, helped the old man tidy up the backyard now his cast is off, sticking around for tea.
Played EVE and drank cheap wine
Pretend to care about her normie shit, rail her, go home and enjoy a few beers. Easy as m8
Women are vapid, don't trust them and get what you want from them. You'll be fine. Mates are for friendship, women are not
Wholesome weekend friend
Alright gympill guy, I have weights and a treadmill, I'm not joining a gym. Give me some advice
Great decision mate, how much experience do you have?
Okay mutt
I know how to do basic body exercises, I run 2 to 5 kms a few times a week, and I've gone through periods of going to the gym before. I haven't been lifting weights for a couple of years
Anymore like this?..Funny as fuck!
>When muh guns is literally the only argument fat fuck seppos have
>When they didn't use their guns after the Federal reserve was created and they started taxing your income
>When they didn't use their guns when their schools were integrated at gunpoint
>When they didn't use their guns after Waco/RR
>When they didn't use their guns after patriot act/NDAA
>WE GON SHOOT DA GUBMINTS WHEN IT GOES TYRANNICAL
Any day seppos lmao
please post he blacked one for the love of god
At least it gives them another option for killing themselves versus diabetes, fentanyl or niggers.
I was saying lad in high school and that was in the 90's
>Despite the state dinner, Australia and the US aren't in lock-step on major issues
And Trump told him straight to his face that commies will drown in niggers while pretending to play with the press.
Eat your own medicine Morrison you fucking cunt
Nobody wants to see that shit here. Just go and watched a blacked video
Based. Do you have dumbbells or plates?
WHAT its fucking funny though
I'd recommend you start by doing a full body circuit every two days ie. Mon, wed, fri, sun, tue, thurs etc etc and jog in the days between.
Try to incorporate
Push-ups, chin-ups, sit-ups, squats, lunges, incline dumbell press, dumbell shoulders press, front and lateral raises, bent over rows, single arm rows, biceps curls, tricep kickbacks.
Low weight, high rep with none, or very little rest between sets, repeated 3-5 times
Stop being a faggot and read a fucking non-fiction book you god damn retard