We all hate passive and weak stoners but also value psycho active expierences deeply. I’d like to know some pagan/tradionalist mantras or ideals to emphasize and how to do so.
So I’m planning on getting high with Some based folks
Smoke Hindu Kush and drink Kratom
repeat this mantra chant:
>DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
>DUDE WEED LMAO
DUDE WEED LMAO
etc., 420 times. When you get to number 420, shout:
"420 bro!"
You will immediately achieve Krishna consciousness. Thank me later.
>based folks
>getting high
Gas yourself, nigger
Smoke a joint you prudish fuck
Do you know about indo European soma? I talking about weed in a ritualistic way not the modern recreational faggotry we do often observe
Joe Rogan is a fag, so is OP
>not taking LSD to go on a inner spirit journey to kill the weakness inside of you physically and free yourself from what is holding you back from becoming the master race
Shamans exist for a reason.
Why do you think Jow Forums would give a fuck about you and your dirty homeless faggot friends?
Take a massive dose of mushrooms or peyote. Don’t use a hallucinogen that was created in a lab. Then precisely one hour after dosing, smoke a large amount of weed. Have your trip sitter (the sober one) tie all of your hands together and sit Indian style in a ring. Everyone closes their eyes. In the middle of the ring place an amazon Alexa. Have your trip sitter command Alexa to play “Harold Foss Stamford Bru.” Then each person in the ring masturbates the man next to him. Precisely four minutes into the song, you all coom as one. At this time the trip sitter will leave the room and take the Alexa with him. You will all sit in the dark silently for the duration of the trip.
You’re welcome.