Brit/pol/ - Lying Shits Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=iPcmebRH904
youtube.com/watch?v=iPcmebRH904
youtube.com/watch?v=iPcmebRH904

>Biggest peacetime repatriation since WW2 begins in £100m effort to bring stranded Brits home
thesun.co.uk/news/9985507/thomas-cook-biggest-peacetime-repatriation-since-ww2/

>Sex education lessons in UK schools advise kids aged 6 about 'touching private parts'
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/sex-education-lessons-uk-schools-20144000

>Jeremy Clarkson in 'psycho seagull' hell
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/jeremy-clarkson-psycho-seagull-hell-20147034

>Firefighters tackle Binfire in Weymouth
dorsetecho.co.uk/news/17920104.firefighters-tackle-blaze-weymouth-bin-store/

>Labour pledge to give all foreign nationals living in UK right to vote in general elections
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-vote-general-election-foreign-nationals-party-conference-2019-a9115926.html

>Remainers turn on Jeremy Corbyn as 'Stop Brexit' man demands Labour leader QUITS
express.co.uk/news/uk/1181471/Brexit-news-Labour-Jeremy-Corbyn-resign-Labour-Party-conference-stop-brexit-steve-bray

>David Blunkett: My party has been ruined by intolerant, incompetent extremists
dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-7492649/DAVID-BLUNKETT-Jeremy-Corbyn-let-party-promoting-extremism.html

Watch from 3:27:46 for the juicy bit
youtube.com/watch?v=E8YlUqPBh9U

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NIGEL FARAGE FOR PM

Its the EU's fault that 40 hours a week doesn't always cover the food bills

Its the EU's fault I pay bank charges when I can’t cover the bills

Its the EU's fault my rents gone up again

It's the EU's fault my youngest couldn't get into the local school

It's the EU's fault I’ll never own a home

It's the EU's fault my eldest still live at home past their teens

It's the EU's fault the kid got stabbed in the park the other night

It's the EU's fault my parents couldn't see a doctor for 6 weeks

It's the EU's fault I cant find them good social care

it's the EU's fault the main road into town is congested every morning

Its the EU's fault I spend fifty five pounds on train tickets each week

Shut the fuck up and watch the video in the OP to be reminded that you are on the side of a lying elite.

guys I didn't really know who Peter Hitchens was other than being editor for the Daily Mail so I assumed he was neocon-y but I followed him on twitter anyway because a friend said he's good and it turns out he's mad based like wtf I'm going to start reading the Daily Mail now

JANNIIESSS JANNIES WAKE UP 'FREN' IS AVATARFAGGING GET RID OF PLEASE

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Grey squirrels are not native and need to fuck off back to dixxy

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> lying elite

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That is very true.
The EU erodes the very democratic system we have created over a thousand years and all those examples you have provided would easily be fixed by a system with a lower democratic deficit.

When the sherbet dip hits

> we
cringe

>227513509
Please correct any inaccuracies in the description.

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glad I'm not the only one who's noticed that prick

>youtube.com/watch?v=iPcmebRH904

quality autism, more of this is needed

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Eddie wins

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based and resistance pilled

>It's the EU's fault
Based

YE YE
YE

We need Big Dave and Cleggy back in number 10. Simpler times, better times.

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fpibp

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Blunkett was top bantz

but eddie is only 5ft

By 'we' I mean my countrymen.
Your countrymen were probably living in huts back then with cow dung walls.

Why are you all so intimidated by Eddie? He’s literally locked up and you’re all still terrified of him wtf lol

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stop tonguing his arse

Looks like what Paul McCartney would look like if he never formed the Beatles

She’s only 2 and a half feet tall though

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-49773971

>A postgraduate student is considering flying to Bristol from Amsterdam every week for his course after failing to find housing for the past six weeks.

>Sohail Braakman said this was an "extreme case which sounds crazy" but was cheaper than renting in Bristol.

>First-year students left with no halls places said they felt abandoned by the university's lack of help offered. The University of Bristol has been asked for comment. It has placed some students in Wales to cope with demand.

>Budget flights from Amsterdam can be as low as £20 for a one-way flight.

fucking hell

>Since 2013 we have imported the equivalent of Icelands population every year.
How are we not at breaking point already?

>those plugs
clearly not

You sound intimidated by him

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Girls in my class could barely wait to watch RuPaul’s drag race UK.

>Humanity would sink into eternal darkness, it would fall into a dull and primitive state, were the Jews to win this war.

literally a drug dealer

So were your ancestors kek

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Will there ever be another?

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A nig killed her, quelle suprise

Gerry Adams?

Its the globalists fault and the eu is a globalist institution anything that harms the globalists is a net positive

fuck off kike

Another Irish nationalist? There’s plenty of them in Ireland

Sorry ur too poor to on holiday

sigh

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>Watch from 3:27:46 for the juicy bit
I didn't watch the conference so I don't have any context - what was 'composite 13'? What did they vote against?

Why are they offering a four day working week when their target voters are bennie scroungers and black market/cash in hand ethnic types

yes, his name is nigel farage

politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/95676/theresa-may-insists-net-migration-will-be-reduced-tens

>everyone’s paid by the hour
>4 day week
Lol, politics is gay and boring

Ultravox?

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Some of them wanted to come out unequivocally for Remain (Watson), others (Corbyn) wanted the party to stay neutral.

lol

Oh thank god

maybe, maybe not

nah

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People in full-time work voted for Labour over the Tories in 2017 if I remember right.

Did they all walk out in the end?

Composite 13 was to make Labour take a full remain stance. It failed, and composite 14 (Corbyn's neutral "let the people decide and go with that" stance) was passed.

>referring to yourself in the third person
Cringe

Because your prejudice for private schools for the public probably is really difficult to implement with legislation due to its specificity, I imagine.

is that the dead one

>Labour pledge to give all foreign nationals living in UK right to vote in general elections

Why stop there? Why not allow tourists to vote too?
What are they, bigots?

I see you have backed up your point with a real photograph from 1000 years ago so I cant really dispute what you say.

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>being intimidated by some bloke you’ve never met locked in a mental ward
Why are you so pathetic?

i personally am in favour of middle class toff kids having to mingle with the scum they love so much

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Why would i bee intimidated by a fat mental persons noodle?

what exactly are they trying to do with that though
it just seems utterly pointless

Everyonefrom Africa should be allowed to vote on what happens in the UK but not Russia because they are all evil and get their orders from Putin telepathically.

Post body incel, you won’t

Are Labour deliberately trying to lose an election?

>Seizing private property
>Le 4 day work week
>Letting non-citizens vote
>banning meat

>Irish nationalists that sound funny and completely non threatening when they talk

Thats pretty much the entire population of Ireland.

YOU ARE FUCKED

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It's another potential for cross party consent.

how well did they portray him in the peaky blinders do you think? i liked the episode where he gave that speech, it's funny how they tried to use that as if what he was saying was a bad thing.

Fucking this. We’ll see how much Hattie loves refugees when they’re groping her in the corridors.

A ge will be polarised around brexit, that retarded "fight for a deal then campaign against accepting it" will piss everyone off.

sprayed anti persperant on my crack, stung a little bit and didn't even work.

I quite like the idea.
Its like the modern concept of (((gender))).
In Corbyns utopia every person can decide whether he or she is inside the EU or not based on how you feel at any particular moment.

who did she boat ride with anyway? I thought it was just her and her parents or something

>intimidated
No
>cringe
Yes

kek

Considering most of you retards know literally nothing about him other than le ebin British Hitler man, it’s a pretty stupid place to ask if his portrayal was accurate you fucking spastic

what are you doing about it then

Why won’t you post body then? Lol
Get mogged

You have to be pretty upper middle class to afford a private school.

Grammar schools like I went to force middle class kids to mix with us working class kids.
And Labour are opposed to those because muh meritocracy is bad.

>cringe
>verb
>to suddenly move away from someone or something because you are frightened

source me on the meat ban

The speech was based.
Aside from that, his writing was kind of lacklustre - portrayed as a bit of a moustache twirling evil rich boy. However, he did a lot of fucking (quite Bateman-esque) and the actual acting from Claflin was great - had a real presence around him whenever he was on screen.

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Cant hear you over the mogging you fat failure

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>grammar schools
not the same as private schools though are they ?

Can't tell if trolling or not.

Why would you wanna see his body anyway ya fag? Is that how you get off? Take that queer shit over to

so basically they portrayed him the same way everybody on here does

Yes Oswald dear, you may go to the lavatory

‘appnin you old cunt
Done your elbow in?

boys if everybodys going to keep pushing an autistic idiot in front of us, then i suggest we push our autistic idiot in front of them

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Enjoy the spoils.

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Mate, if you can’t look at a picture of a blokes arm without thinking homosexual thoughts, then it’s saying a lot more about you
Okay

I only watched the first one with him in, never watched the show before
I lol’d how he kept randomly bringing up
Ireland unprovoked