A COUP D'ETAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN GERMANY
I REPEAT
A MILITARY TAKE OVER COUP D'ETAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING IN GERMANY
MERKEL IS IN THE USA AT THE MOMENT AND PANAVIAS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE, TANKS AND OTHER VEHICLES TO BE DEPLOYED
I REPEAT
A MILITARY TAKEOVER IS HAPPENING IN GERMANY
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>tanks
>Germany
>Trust me lads.
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You cucks keep reelecting her and can't even fight the invasion happening in your country.
A gematriaic combination just flew over my house.
I flupping wish.
I wish
fake AND gay
Holy fuck, OP isn’t kidding, check Twitter
Deutschland erwache!! Let's hope! But FAKE NEWS!!!
No Twitter here-link?
HOLY FRICK A FREAKING CROW JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>no sauce
>no memeflag
nigger
Hans Kraut here, reporting live from the front. Nothing is happening. OP is faggot. Thanks. Back to you, user.
HOLY SHIT GUYS MERKEL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Fake and gay. I follow every OSINT account there is and nothing.
If only this were true
OMG GUYS! 88 Hitlers just flew over my house.
Sage. That's all I have to say.
t. active duty military officer
Can confirm.I have seen Torpedo and Eurofighter armed with broomsticks flying over my house, it seems serious.
Epstein was Qanon. Trust me.
BETTER BE FUCKING REAL FAGGOT
I wish
GERMANY JUST GOT KEKED OVER MY HOUSE
IT'S TRUE, THE LEAF WHO SAW MERKEL FLY OVER HIS HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Uh huh.
And you know of this before anyone else with no evidence.
Quit larping Germany the Arabs control your women now.
Nothing ever happens
HOLY SHIT A GERMANY JUST FLEW KVER MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK
Indeed!
Why is there never a real happening?
You’are welcome
i fucking wish, i'm on a military base in Denmark RN sitting guard duty. if they started id happily grab my rifle and wake up my buddies, were edging to start a fucking coup here.
civilians need not apply
Dont you guys only have like 4 working aircraft and about a dozen fully mission capable tanks?
Thank you, based Hans
Germany. Turning Islamic Rape into a spectator sport since 2015
They're the last to know
GERMANY IS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE
>>Germany
>>military
It's 2019 faggot (OP)
instead of major happenings, there's been a gradual decline in civilization in the form of many small happenings over time
the frog in a pot of water slowly boiled etc.
Do something already hans. The world is waiting.
HOLY SHIT A HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER A HOUSE THAT JUST FLEW OVER A HOUSE THAT JUST FLEW OVER A HOUSE THAT JUST FLEW OVER A HOUSE OVER MY HOUSE
Please be space Nazis!
kek
RED CASTLE
GREEN CASTLE
GO GO GO
germany just flew over my house
A shaky old fat redhead flew over my vasistas!
SOURCE OR GTFO NIGGER
HOLY SHIT ITS REAL, A MERKEL'S DILDO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
shut the fuck up stupid boomer
You don't have a fucking military, faggot.
You're not a corporal with an under appreciated talent for art by any chance?
>Tanks deployed
shit you fuckers only have less than 90 working tanks, FOR THE WHOLE OF GERMANY to defend.
A military coup is never going to happen in Germany, the left made sure of that.
If underfunded the military so much, its basically unable to function.
Your navy is basically none existent, all your subs are on 2 years maintenance, you only have 5 frigats operational, which all of them need maintenance in the next 12 months.
You lack personal to actually finish this maintenance in a meaningful time frame.
But thank fucking god, your fucking APCs are getting outfitted with air filters to be line with work space regulations for pregnant woman.
NO NO NO, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING NOW GOD. WHY NOW
I _so_ with that were true. Man o man. Wonderland.
Halts Maul spacko, muss morgen früh auf Schicht, was fürs Bruttosozialprodukt tun, damit du Schmarotzer von Hartz leben kannst
If it was actually happening there’d be twenty fucking threads and a sticky.
Unfortunately we have been Rick rolled.
X
>What is Zentrumspartei
Turkey started out low key, that's why all of us are here, one in a million chance, but maybe.
Sigh. It would be wonderful if this wasn't a LARP,.
lmao, the mayor of cologne was stabbed in the fucking throat after the NYE shit. just a few month back some politician was executed infront of his home.
meanwhile your police whores your daughters out and all you manage to do is send some norfs on the streets to protest.
stay cucked nigel
A BLACK HABBEDING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
WTF I JUST SAW A BRATWURST FLY OVER MY HOUSE
You do not have military.
Remember to suck a cock here and there guys, anything helps. Rome wasn't built in a day, somebody's gotta suck the cocks.
Absolutely seething
>the mayor of cologne was stabbed in the fucking throat
by a V-Mann of the BfV, most of this shit can be traced back to the BfV. They either are directly involved where "V-Männer" did the work or they where sponsoring and agitating persons to do the shit they did.
Of course all the data is sealed for the next 99 years of so.
Did they finally wrap enough broom sticks to their tanks to make them look "dangerous" and distributed assault sling shots to the Jihadi brigades?
fucking heretics
>y-you are just mad
sad form
Calm down hanz, remeber what happened last time!
HOLY SHIT GOERRING JUST TPOSED OVER MY HOUSE
Must be Americans then, because German Air Force doesn't have any functioning air craft vehicles capable of flight.
Though I live near an American base, and nothing happens. So fake and gay.
Break those 1000 patriots out of jail, and $100 they won't wait for any bad event this time.
A CURRYWURST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
HOLY SAUERKRAUT
CALLSIGN TAPDANCE ALPHA FOUR ONE NINER
PROJECT EISENHANS IS CLEARED FOR ACTIVATION
SEEK COVER IN THE RELEVANT SECTORS
MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS
On a more serious note: Our military is small, understaffed and underequipped. Our planes, tanks and helicopters are falling apart and the young recruits are lazy and dumb. Our defense ministry is led by the worst type of femicunt for years now (second bitch in a row). The german military wouldn't find it's own fucking ass unless the U.S.A. points at it and nukea it for us while we stand by shitting our pants and providing 'financial and humanitarian aid'. And all of that is on purpose because after reunification the ZOG didn't need a strong germany anymore. They didn't want it. If we were strong we'd probably go as far as having an opinion on something again. God beware.
no shit, all the focus on muh ebil nazis is just a smokescreen to implement harder surveillance laws while real terrorists can still act free.
its all part of institutionalized genocide
>remeber what happened last time!
you shitting the bed by dooming the world under jewish hegemony?
If this were true, you wouldn't have internet.
this is the same nigger who claimed Russia fired missiles at Berlin yesterday. sage
i fucking wish
fuck you for playing with my feelings
That’d be awesome. Hope they execute every EU parliament member for communist subversion.
We all do hans, we all do.
even our army is stronger than yours, shame.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yesterday...
Keep the US in
Russia out
and Germany down
Welcome to NATO
I watched some old school boomer travel show from like 2002 by Rick Steve about Munich yesterday. It made me sad and angry. No niggers anywhere he went. It looked so European, clean and peaceful. I imagine it looks diverse as fuck now.
>this is the same nigger who claimed Russia fired missiles at Berlin yesterday
let a man dream for once
Literally had it's wings clipped, look at the startled bewilderment, like a eunuch waking up after the unexpected operation
wtf an ufo just flew over my bunker
>Though I live near an American base
The one where a large scale exercise is currently taking place?
Fuck you for getting my hopes up.
You mean Greece ?
Shit......Sorry hans!
This. You would only notice the extreme contrast if you had been jailing yourself in 2005 until now. Only then, you would realize, even by your own consciousness, how fucked up our society has become. For somebody though who lived through these times, we get topics like these. That one big happening isn't coming... it's already happening. Every day it gets worse and worse.
My house now flys.
10 years and counting