The coomer meme got to him

>king coomer
>people
pick one

>go pack go
Memes write themselves. Somebody get Godgers over here from /sp/ and get his take.

Hahahaha

fuck I was I knew people were trolling his twitter

All hail the king COOOOOOOOMING!

wish*

does anyone have a link to his Instagram

here is archived proof that he wrote almost 10 thousand porn revies on IMDB:
archive.fo/qznoI

and archived proof of him locking his twitter:
archive.fo/vvVpx

Porn addicted twat got what he deserved

>GoPackGo
A fucking Sconnie!!

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How long before he gets the video shut down?
youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0&t=7s

Der Coomer? Bist du es?

I dont think it is him the imdb guy seems smarter than how coomer would post on twitter

Der Coomer The King Of The People

already have a saved copy, will upload to bitchute if it gets taken down

the coomer meme is unironically great, it's probably the best anti-porn meme to ever come out of Jow Forums and the shame it inflicted on the real life king of coomers to shut down his twitter is proof of its power

Has anyone else noticed there are no pictures of him where his teeth are visible?

it's only because twitter forces you to post really short sentences

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they're even on the page that has the song from the video
youtube.com/watch?v=F43446x_nYQ

>archive.fo/8sErT
Thanks nigga

>deleted his social media out of shame
I cant wait for him to get ripped as fuck, start his own business, make millions, fuck supermodels on the reg, buy Jow Forums, and tell the feds to fuck off every time they try to censor us as a thank you for giving him the motivation to turn his life around.

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Jow Forums is tough love

OH FUCK IM GONNA UUGHHNNNNNAAAHHHHH

Stupid fucking leafaggot, not Jow Forums, enjoy your ban for doxxing

That’s not a person. It’s a demon.

>doxxing
>posting a public twitter account that has no other personal info, address or phone number
pick one retard

we're just cooming

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t. coomer

the funniest part is how this pic was taken with him waiting in line for a BLACKED fan convention, it couldn't be a more perfect setting

and I don't think he wanted the pic and wasn't ready for it, he had a complete deer in the headlights look like "oh shit people know I'm here"

that pill should say vyvansee or cialis

Good. I hope he rethinks his life.

even der coomer is ashamed of BLACKED

yes you can tell from his look and the feet stance he did the flash of the camera made him paranoid

t. compulsive coomer

>coompill

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It started on Jow Forums though.

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>moe lester

Damn, the aids really got to Christian XXX.

At that moment he knew he'd become the God of Coom

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He goes to AVNs and porn conventions?

The real king Coomer

twitter.com/stevedawson0972?lang=en

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Take your meds schizoid chink, not politics

I fucking love porn, but I wouldn't be caught dead at one of those conventions. Besides, R*ddit sloots posting their own nudes is better anyway.

Shit like this is the only reason I still coom here.
How long until pewd reviews this meme, I wonder?

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yes and most of his twitter was talking to one porn star his favorite I guess I forgot the name though it was like alexis or something

those tweets are cringe

I'm starting to imagine a mythological horror creature that stalks old European cities at night, relieving itself from the shadows while creepily stalking unsuspecting prey

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>I fucking love porn

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>t. cuckold BLACKED porn addict virgin

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I think it is guaranteed

you don't go to AVNs and porn conventions? are you retarded or something?

there is no hope for you

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oc

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happy 48th birthday to my ex girlfriend victoria, I hope you’ve had a shit day

hello Coomer

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jej

I masturbate to the porn I make with grills. Get on my level

GONNNA COOOME

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more oc

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Who the fuck is this creep?

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I kind of feel bad for him even though he completely disgusts me.

Based and weaponpilled
Coomers btfo

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>using a pornstar's fleshlight while watching her in porn
>doesn't get any better

what about just fucking her right in the pussy? evidently this dude lacks the street cred so he beta posts

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that aint fun, he's just some dude, not some shitty corporate actor

why are the redditors here so mean?

>being a literal discord tranny forcing shittiest of memes

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god, this is the worst one of this guy by far

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Ah..ahh...AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM COOOOOMING

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>be coomer
>coom

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All I wanna do is COOOOOM

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Can someone give me the story on this guy? From what I gathered, he’s some aids patient looking guy who hangs out at porn conventions and wasn’t apologetic about it.

Also I know this Chinese guy in his 40’s that watches Blacked porn. I borrowed his phone to google something because of a language barrier and as soon as I pressed “b” on his browser bar, it gave me literally like 50 blacked video entries.

Some dude who talks a lot about masturbating, has hundreds of reviews online for pornographic products, and has told porn stars that he bought their officially molded fleshlights and enjoyed them. He is the COOMander in Chief.

Nice meme flag.

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Is that a secret Dark Souls boss?

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You'd need to be 10x as autistic than Greta to send Jow Forums memes to celebrities on Twitter. 20x as autistic to send non-celebrities Jow Forums memes.

>tfw you'll never coom yourself to oblivion

why live

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Thanks for the explanation bruh. I've asked a few times but everybody just says some variation of COOOM with no explanation.

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce. HehHehHehHeh

Its the Coomander himself.

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Foolish boy. Pitifully and fruitlessly wandering towards the light. Give up your incessant struggle. Open your heart and COOOOOOOOOOOM.

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idk

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Who is this girl?

> has hundreds of reviews online for pornographic products
tens of thousands, not hundreds:
imdb.com/user/ur1287548/