100% of population have smartphones

>100% of population have smartphones
>high living standards
>christian white ethno state
>fought for hitler
>looks like tropical heaven but with no subhumans

Say something bad about Croatia
protip: you cant

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Meh you should have posted the full pasta with the girl ambiguously raising her hand.

what pasta ahmed

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All Balkans are degenerates, except Serbia

without tourism you have no economy
but your mini-skirt girls are fashionable i have to admit

>100% of population have smartphones

are you fucking retarded? is your bar for a good country actually that low?
lmao

>>high living standards
Hahahahahahaha, oy vey take your meds schizo

>serbia
>beautiful country and people
>phenomenal cousine
>amazing culture
Yes we might be good, but not as good as you.
Hello fren.

It destroyed Yugoslavia and made the map of the Balkans look bad.

>hahah these stupis poor croatians.. Look at me living in this super expensive apartment driving a super expensive car while 99% of the days in the year is raining.. Oh well ill just eat a kebab from my friend muhammed while I watch dutch football clubs which compromise 80% of niggers hehe

Both of you stfu and hug ,right now.

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>Say something bad about Croatia
They are the least social and most autstic of all serbocroat speakers. Also the most smug.

I can confirm this, we tend to think we are better than others, but i am fully aware we are not. I would say 35-40% of croats share this opinion.

>with no subhumans
That's how you know this is ironic.

Literally every single nation in the Balkans

Stfu with you "le take your meds xD" stupid homo

>100% of population have smartphones
Implying that's a good thing? Technology has made man weak.

ZA DOM SPREMNI

That checkers coat of arms is ugly.

>croatians
>white

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>high standards of living
>45th place in HDI

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A fucking cross...only two colors
How "unique"...

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>Say something bad about Croatia
>100% of population have smartphones
You already did.

>Landlocked Germans
Cope more

What are you playing you kikes

% of population have smartphones

How the fuck is that a good thing?

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So you agree?

big ghey

No our flag and our coat of arms is the best

I've been to Croatia like five times. It's a great country to visit, if you are actually wealthy. Which Croatians are not. Actually being born and living there sucks ass.

Great ham and other salty meats, decent cheeses and very underrated wine. Clean ocean. In many aspects it beats the shit out of Spain, Italy and most certainly the shithole that is Greece. In terms of value, it might be the best country for a country for a sunny vacation in Europe. But would I want to live there? Fuck no.

Every woman drools there over Nordic men, hoping that they will finally get their ticket out of there.

>Croats
>Civilized

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>100% of population have smartphones
No and how that would have been a good thing?
>looks like tropical heaven but with no subhumans
Who are gypsies, albanians, balijas and your countrymen?

Do they also import Polish technology and cars from portugal? If yes, they're based.

Who the fuck are you trying to fool!? Not even Nordic women want Nordic men

Croats are scum

>Say something bad about Croatia
They are Slavs, subhumans on level with Celts.

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Coming from a Canadian that's a compliment

>croatians
>not subhuman

Ilyrians

Your women come for sextourism in Balkans you dickhead nordcuck

>Literally all the weapons immigrant gangs in Sweden have come from former Yugoslav countries like Croatia
Can you guys please stop fucking doing this?

Biggest problem in the balkans is disgusting croat scum like tito. Where I live, croats, bulgarians, and other balkan people are poor and they don't even shower so they smell like cigarettes and shit.

>Slavs and Celts are bad
Spirit of Lovecraft has spoken. Most Croats are Slavo-Illyrians/Danubians. Pockets of pure Slavs only existing in Zagorje and Kajkavian families

>where I live with croats bulgarians and other balkan people
haahahahahahah
dude you live in a shithole

It's jewed. A goddamn mess and everyone knows it.

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pretty sure its mostly Bosniaks, Serbs and Albanians doing crime in your country

I have been to zrce, lovely people. I fucked some croatian chicks. And my good croat Fren. You’re kn of the few eastern people that are actually OK

Croatia is just north Albania

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Croatia is the most overrated vacation spot.

Our foreign affairs ministry sent weapons to FSA lool.

Better than vienna, the gypsy homeland. I have been there and there is a cesspool of gypsies there.

don't miss out the important part croatroach
your ministry got those weapon contracts, because you were forced like a good cuck to give up your oil fields in syria

yes we have many yugos in vienna, it's a very bad situation XD

Anything else would be unexpected.

Put Slovens too to that list

Ragusa

Based and redpilled

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>100% of our country has smartphones
Ask me how I know you've posted this before

All true
Croats are smuggies!

Tfw no mommy president dominatrix gf

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Just got back from there...
Shit food, and most people look like trailer trash. I couldn't wait to get home from that ugly pit of a country.

Women looked healthy, but ragged.

Where have you eaten? At least food is pretty decent here imho :/

well since is obvious by now opposition will boycott election in serbia he will have 4 more years liberals btfo-ed again

>shit food
yeah ofc is shit you never tried anything beside mcdonald mutt

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Food there is bland as fuck, meat tastes odd, to much oil on everything.

Typical Eastern European peasant food.

Raise standards dummy. Russians are far more impressive than any slav because we assimilated best sort of balts.
Krauts are mostly germanized celts who started larping as northern europeans.

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I'm a chef. So yes.
You're food sucks goat cock.

If I remember correctly your country is obsessed with basketball and other niggery things including niggers themselves.

Place looked like shit. Middle class live worse than niggers in the ghetto any US city.

Vacation spots look like camping grounds.

>peasant food
>yes iam chief how did you know

no wonder why average american is manlet

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>Say something bad about Croatia
Easy. Your women are ugly

Im sad you haven't had a chance to eat proper food. There are many great restaurants and buffes along the coast and on continent. As well as in bosnia and serbia. It looks like you missed a lot. Especially the wines :/

Americans aren’t manlets only the spic invaders are. And you’re country is where America sends its shit basketball players to nig around and be worshipped by Balkancucks.

To be honest, I don't care for flavour of Europeans as long as they don't have subhuman southron, armenoid or turkic ancestry. Sure I favour Nordid. Baltid and Atlantid types over Alpinids and Dinarids, but otherwise don;'t care

Their military rifles backend is too bulky.

There i said something bad about Croatia.

>Atlantid
US was the only reason we didn't nuke UK yet.

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>average height in us is 176cm
not my problem you import million of niggers and chinks every year but what i can expect from le epic 52% white nation

chad tallest dinaric people vs virgin nordid Islamic hellhole

Croats? You mean catholicized Serbs?

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>guys we all have smartphones now and can choose what fries our brains
>current generation slowly brainwashed into oblivion
>next generation cucked beyond recognition
>but how could this happen

LOL

> 100% of population have smartphones
What is this fucking argument?

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the UK is a nuclear power too and are we really to blame them for dysgenic scum with our own segment of gopniks and bydlo? normal outbred Britons with long history of sexual selection for social dominance are pleasant to look at. Mel Gibson, Chrsitain Bale and many others come to mind
>serveshit with insane amount of armenoid-taurid roach scum inside of his country and fucking RASKA on top of 300k PURE(!)blooded gypsies in his country talks about Islamic hellholes in Northern europe. Belarus is mainly Nordid and I don't see roach infestation there

Croatia is alright. Have a house there. Good times, hot girls, superb coast. However, shitty salaries, shitty politics, USA asslickin, demographic catastrophe pending while young males at the coast indulge in narcotics and meaningless violence.
Inb4 Janez

whoa mad that much about dinaric master race the tallest people on earth

pretty much any eu country

I can you fags are Croatian what's bad is in your genes. You're mutts. You're a mix of Slavic and european bloodlines.

>muh height
a centimetre taller than Scandinavians and Dutchmen and million times less accomplished and gracile

doesn't look like a great deal to me

>croat
>mutts
i don't like our neighbor but only one who can be mutt is you sorry

You absolute steppe nigger, dudes that you named all have predominant dinaric features. Get your shit straight before you make an ass out of yourself

>seething this hard for his short height

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>Belarus
Balkanmutt. They also descend from balts, but goatfuckers from carpathian mountains left great infestation there, so not really equal to us. Impression from Minsk was, that a great chunk of them came from Yugoslavia.

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=U=bi se dijabolo

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>dinaric features
>Mel Gibson
okay.
the fuck are you talking about? Balkanites had no historic routes to settle in Belarus. Most of them are fair like us

based

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You for real Kublai-khan?

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Croats seem to be really rude.

>Say something bad about Croatia
u can't get more than 1mb/s during summer