How fucked is Tesla's stock?

People tend to forget how rich and connected he is.
He's basically getting subsidized/paid with our tax dollars.. but the average tax payer can't afford to buy his shit, none of it.

>the average tax payer can't afford to buy his shit
Teslas are more common than Honda Accords these days.

Send me one of those flamethrowers

Let's meet up in public and suck each other's cocks.

They're not even that expensive. You can get a decent one for 50k, and then get a 7500 dollar tax credit. And while 42k is a lot for a car, it has basically no maintenance costs other than tires.

>lithium batteries don't wear out
get a loada this nigger

Give me a free Tesla

Yeah and when those batteries run out, you can pay almost the price of a new car for new ones

Also, gas is $8 a gallon here and many people still don't have electric cars

Is your Boring shit working or what?

You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants, maybe? Maybe shit n cum? Mars is for gays

People who buy luxury cars seldom keep them long enough for the lithium batteries to die.

Why is her tit pressed into him?

Every day Elon is looking more like George Takei.

Release your truck already oldfag

>Also, gas is $8 a gallon here and many people still don't have electric cars

Yeah, we call those people retarded. You can get the same out of $1 of electricity from what you get for a gallon of gas in NYC ($2.7). I can’t even begin to imagine paying $8/gal gas. You guys are fucking idiots. I’d run to the nearest Tesla store and beg for one.

His hair is receding again, i wonder if he will get another transplant soon

he's a smart guy, never invented or built anything himself but latches on to things at the right time and carefully ties himself up with the various companies so he, in the current system, gets all the profits and can side step the losses

When a national socialist government is finally formed he will be in the jeff bezos, bill gates group - ie their money gets confiscated to give to poor whites but they can be allowed to keep maybe $100k or even $150k, enough to buy a small house somewhere

zuckervberg for example is in the kardashian group, he gets to keep nothing

>two liberals taking pictures
Fine

zerohedge.com/technology/solarcity-panels-spontaneously-ignite-colorado-residential-rooftop

Solar City is also having problems - random installations are catching fire.

>be britbong
>live for the queen
>live in the queens property
>happily pay taxes while bending over for feminism and brown basedboys
>couldnt be happier

I love your enthusiasm and great britbong boasting on how much higher your gas rate is.

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What the actual fuck are you even on about, you retarded freak?

very based and redpilled

Women have always been his downfall. You realize he was cucked by his previous wife way before Grimes, right? It was over a long time ago for him. His dicks like 2 inches, this has been proven.

The battery will last longer than an ice drivetrain will, even after the mandatory thousands it costs to service all of those parts.

That's the Iceland flag dumbass. You make me physically sick.

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Fixing them to your house always seemed stupid

Yeah but they sell them, I guess enough idiots will still buy second hand ones without thinking it's got 5 years life in it and then you can't sell it

>Let’s meet in public and...
Start a resistance movement!
>...suck each other’s cocks
Oh...
fucking leaf

She’s recharging her titteries

Build a base on the dark side of the moon, THEN go to Mars!

Who cares? Spacex is currently worth over $50 billion and will skyrocket to over 100 bil+ if starlink works. Musk will probably use that to prop up Tesla.

Imagine not waiting for the new lithium-ion battery that should last 1 million miles over 4,000 charges and depletion's. Original buyers are gonna freak.

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If it's anything like chic-fil-a they'll be fine.

eat shit.

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>"Teslas are more common than Honda Accords these days."
...
>being this clinically retarded

Asphyxiate yourself homey

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Elon, if you ever need help figuring out why you can't go to mars, or get neurolink to work, I have the answer. Very simple.
Make a public appearance asking for the master of the universe and I will come see you.

Fuckin a right

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Why does your Starship resemble a fucking SEPTIC TANK?

You're the retart, buddeh.

JUST

Surely, that's not a hint of moustache.

hovering off camera

More Honda Accords have been sold this year than the total Tesla automobiles that have ever existed.

MILKIES!!!!

HERPES
GRIMES GAVE ELON HERPES

Why is there a pedo symbol on the curtains behind him?

Got these from the other thread

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Much more than a hint, my friend

Should I sell im currently making like 25% on my investment. I was hoping to make more.

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Imagine having the choice of any woman on Earth, and then going for this. I mean come the fuck on. You'd expect that with a face and body like that she'd at least cook, clean, and have a stellar, wifely personality to make up for it.

But it's pretty obvious she's just another stupid Millennial slut who can't cook a hamburger and is zoomed out on addies all day. It's self-admitted.

>I blacked out the windows and did tons of amphetamines and stayed up for three weeks and didn’t eat anything

Can I work for you