just tried caffeine for the first time my life and it completely cured my depression i though sips were just a meme wtf
Just tried caffeine for the first time my life and it completely cured my depression i though sips were just a meme wtf
Jonathan Barnes
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Juan Martin
Wait until you try sex with a woman for the first time
Ryan Smith
based and coom pilled
Luke Brooks
Not a cure user.
It's a crutch. It takes away as much as it gives you. it's a Faustian deal with the devil.
Damage taken is accumulative.
Brayden Torres
Based and sips-pilled
Charles Peterson
Purple monster is the best one
Owen Parker
If you use it often to stay high, enjoy your flaming burn-out in 8 months.
It's a neuronal amplifier, you can't stay on all the time. Cycle 48 hours on and then take 72 hours off. If you omit the "72 hours off" part, you will hurt yourself with this drink.
Your body has a: 'Fucking turbo superman" button. And this drink sets throttle on that setting to 110%.
Brandon Edwards
Well then you're gonna love cocaine.
Brandon Parker
Only if you drink from the white can. Anything else is gay.
Chase Carter
caffeine - 400 MG to 700 MG and sex. 700 MG max spread out over the day that is though not at one time obviously.
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Bang has BCAA which is great for muscles to as well.
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Samuel Parker
no calories to as well - monster has calories - most bangs have no calories.
Cooper Cruz
monster energy is owned by jews and you can tell by their imagery it was created to destroy christian alternatives
Easton Sullivan
why I don't like monster energy drink myself. I try to avoid it 100% of the time.
Bang has BCAA and no calories (most of them at least).
Luis Reyes
Josiah Carter
and adderall is caffeine x10
Cameron Lopez
redbull and rockstar are both okay
Ryan Hall
you do realize I was partially joking with the caffeine + sex.
what's the point though?
I don't drink coffee and/or a have a coffee maker myself since 12 cups is like 1,200 MG of caffeine and I had to stop drinking that much in one day as a designer myself.
I drink tea / energy drinks with no calories.
Adam Morales
only get redbulls if I'm at the liquor store and to lazy to walk next door to the gas station to get something else.
rockstar - every once in a while.
monster devil energy drink is the only one that's banned for now at least in my home.
Connor Ward
but these have calories - so I don't drink them usually.
Jose Taylor
I'm 31 and have never drank a soda or coffee. Am I really missing out? I always feel depressed and therefore I am very unmotivated.
Lucas Sullivan
>monster devil energy drink is the only one that's banned for now at least in my home.
based
Carson Foster
>I'm 31 and have never drank a soda or coffee
how is this even possible in modern day? america no less? did your family raise you ff the grid in a cave for the last 30 years?
Joshua Foster
red flags alone?
1. never drank a soda or coffee - age 31
2. always feel depressed
3. I am very unmotivated
3 flags - you got trolled.
Ethan Ramirez
When he has his first he's going to be strutting around like he's evil superman.
"Why has not anyone not introduced me to this beverage of the deities?"
lol. Because it's a deal with the devil. It's a million dollar loan extended you by a mexican drug cartel.
A big boost now in exchange for that plus 50% interest later.
Jace Hernandez
To those of you who have never touched the neuro-amplifier of caffine, this video explains what the first sip of monster is like.
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Or also this:
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It's that good.
Grayson Nguyen
>depression
stop using this word like it's a flu to justify your lazy ass. depression kills and you don't cure it with caffeine faggot
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Chase Turner
Uh dude yeah I did probably cured it for 5 hours
Lincoln Gomez
This is a nigger trick right? You folks is just fooling
Jackson Jenkins
The niggers are coming home to roast
Levi Scott
You didn't cure it, you just activated a system that overcompensated for the depression.
Caffeine is plants trying to kill you and your body going into alarm mode to get rid of the poison.
These systems are nothing to do with depression.
Perhaps the power of your brain can harness the amplification effect and then you can use metititaion to try to "stay in that place" without the high. You cannot maintain a caffeine high for long. You can keep a high going for up to 2 weeks, maybe 5. But after that your body will sabotage you to get you to stop it.
People also flee to alcohol, which operates in reverse of caffeine on very different mechanisms. But Alcohol destroys brain cells, and stop dendries from climbing to their destinations.
Don't take caffeine and alcohol together, that will make it worse. Do them only separately so you earn the effects of each.
Colton Fisher
do sport stop masturbating dopamine will increase
Asher Sanders
Need to calm down goys
Seriously this stuff is great with a joint