Is masturbating wrong?

You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms!

Why do I see this weird discord shills on Jow Forums? What is the point of an anonymous website using another messaging website?

>Is masturbating wrong?
That's what they told me in the supermarket yesterday

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I can if we both interlock fingers and jerk off my dick.

Not if you do it with god's hand.

the coomposters say yes

>holding hands with god
are you gay?

masturbation lowers your risk of prostate cancer goy. you WILL jerk your weiner. you WILL.

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You definitely can, as it only takes one hand to masturbate

>needing two hands to masturbate
you don't have to fondle your asshole every time, you could save a hand for God

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based leaf

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i dont even know what masturbation is

>you will never project so fucking hard that people are literally still arguing about the shit thousands of years later
why even live

I got two fucking hands bro of course I can

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ruined by that gay discord crap

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Chucked and checkled

If you died today do you know for sure you're going to Heaven?

Here's how you can know for certain: youtu.be/WDEBz25lGdY

1 John 5:13
These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.
>that ye may know that ye have eternal life

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Yes but only because it rovs men of their primal nature and makes them worse men.
If women want more strong alpha males instead of soft pussies then they should oppose masturbation

If I go to hell I'll be amongst good company

Nofap mgtow here, fuck you gloomers uh uh imma imma goonna

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wanna bet?

God's wrong, imbecile.
been lying in the Bible since the first phreaking story. Go read it for a great laugh.

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But what if when I COOM it feels like Gods hand I’m holding?

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When you realize it's this very literalism used to bury the truth.

>waggling your dick is related to politics.

It's pretty simple how man reaches these conclusions. You don't understand nature and bad shit happens. You think the nature is a sentient being that is doing it specifically to spite you. You go through the stages of grief over not having any say over nature.
You reach a bargaining point. You kill things for nature as if it was an animal who'd appreciate the gift. But your gifts do nothing. So you start to wonder if nature just enjoys your suffering. So you sacrifice things. You starve yourself, you throw away your wealth, you sacrifice your loved ones, you self mutilate, you deprive yourself of all sense of humanity to appease this "nature" that may do horrible things to you.

Cultures across the globe all practice similar customs seemingly isolated from each other, they kill but do not eat an animal as if offering it to god(s), they mutilate themselves, their genitalia even to show they will not give into pleasure. All of it is bargaining.

>Is masturbating wrong?
Yes.

I don't use my hands to masturbate.

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> God created everything
> God IS everything
> Everything you do is worship
> It's impossible not to worship

Relax.

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