> Be Me
> Want to move to Israel on Law of Return
> Not allowed because only father is Jewish, have converted to Christianity, and was raised in a Christian household
> Still not considered Jewish by white friends
Sad life
Be Me
Brayden Smith
Sebastian Hill
Still considered Jewish by white friends****
Austin Collins
You can move into my oven.
Mason Powell
>blogpost
>boohoo
>pity me
OP is a faggot
sage goes in the options field
Grayson Sullivan
very funny. Now be a good goyim and go to your shitty 9 to 5 with the luxury of being able to come home to a heinous wife and vote democrat.
Jace Thompson
> Not allowed because only father is Jewish, have converted to Christianity, and was raised in a Christian household
Says who? Why not just convert to Judaism?
Matthew White
One drop my kike
Justin Rodriguez
Yes pity me. You are no sage, but a fool.
Luke Roberts
>seething depressed kike
I know that feel bagel nigger
Grayson Collins
Because I'm not Jewish and I don't like Judaism nor have any desire to go to Temple.
Ayden Hughes
Spbp
Jace Watson
Look it's a Frenchmen. Are you a muslim transgender black woman with armpit hair yet?
Adam Martin
ask your dad to get citizenship based on his mom and then you can get one
Joshua Fisher
Hey dalton
Henry Miller
>> Want to move to Israel on Law of Return
Blake Perez
Wtf? Why would u want to come to a 75 percdnt shit skin country?
Jaxon Turner
>have converted to Christianity
this fucked you
Caleb Ramirez
You are lying tho, your dad ain't Jewish
Even if you had 1 grandparent, like 1/4 you would still get immediate citizenship
You're a larper mate. If your dad is really Jewish go to the Israeli embassy and dem niggas will pay for your flight and a place to stay
Benjamin Walker
Jonathan Rivera
Isn't being culturally Jewish enough? I mean I have had enough of their culture but that's another story...
Joshua Sullivan
Leave you cia glown8gger
Colton Sullivan
bro, israel will over run with muslims in a decade
Ryder Davis
Alexander Price
Joseph Perry
Convert, marry, immigrate. A convert is a Jewish soul seeking back its faith through cycles of reincarnation. Travel at least once to Jerusalem and enter Temple Mount. May be your last time to enter the place where the Holy of Holies was (when you convert, you can't enter the area anymore).
Wyatt Sanchez
Fucking baste. death to abrahamic religion.
Luke Campbell
fair enough but that nigga aint getting in
Carter Brown
0 dead jews
Rabbi is a fuck
Dominic Torres
>shabos goy still looks down at goyim while being rejected by its master
many such cases how about you fight against zionism