Be Me

> Be Me
> Want to move to Israel on Law of Return
> Not allowed because only father is Jewish, have converted to Christianity, and was raised in a Christian household
> Still not considered Jewish by white friends
Sad life

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Still considered Jewish by white friends****

You can move into my oven.

>blogpost
>boohoo
>pity me

OP is a faggot
sage goes in the options field

very funny. Now be a good goyim and go to your shitty 9 to 5 with the luxury of being able to come home to a heinous wife and vote democrat.

> Not allowed because only father is Jewish, have converted to Christianity, and was raised in a Christian household

Says who? Why not just convert to Judaism?

One drop my kike

Yes pity me. You are no sage, but a fool.

>seething depressed kike
I know that feel bagel nigger

Because I'm not Jewish and I don't like Judaism nor have any desire to go to Temple.

Spbp

Look it's a Frenchmen. Are you a muslim transgender black woman with armpit hair yet?

ask your dad to get citizenship based on his mom and then you can get one

Hey dalton

>> Want to move to Israel on Law of Return

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Wtf? Why would u want to come to a 75 percdnt shit skin country?

>have converted to Christianity
this fucked you

You are lying tho, your dad ain't Jewish

Even if you had 1 grandparent, like 1/4 you would still get immediate citizenship

You're a larper mate. If your dad is really Jewish go to the Israeli embassy and dem niggas will pay for your flight and a place to stay

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Isn't being culturally Jewish enough? I mean I have had enough of their culture but that's another story...

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Leave you cia glown8gger

bro, israel will over run with muslims in a decade

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Convert, marry, immigrate. A convert is a Jewish soul seeking back its faith through cycles of reincarnation. Travel at least once to Jerusalem and enter Temple Mount. May be your last time to enter the place where the Holy of Holies was (when you convert, you can't enter the area anymore).

Fucking baste. death to abrahamic religion.

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fair enough but that nigga aint getting in

0 dead jews
Rabbi is a fuck

>shabos goy still looks down at goyim while being rejected by its master
many such cases how about you fight against zionism