Only in America

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

Only in America.

Walmart is opening its first 10,000 square-foot “Walmart Health” center that features an array of primary medical services, dental care, and behavioral health services as part of a new model expected to eventually be replicated in other markets.

The larger Walmart Health Center puts “key health services under one roof,” a first for the world’s largest retailer when it comes to offering primary care, dental, optometry, counseling, laboratory tests, X-rays, hearing, wellness education and behavioral health.

forbes.com/sites/brucejapsen/2019/09/13/walmarts-first-healthcare-services-super-center-opens/#4b76bd8f79d2

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Benjamin Sanders
Benjamin Sanders

Only America has clinics?

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

Neat. So you can get a quick prostate exam along with your lawnmower fuel, beer, and plastic Chinese Halloween ornaments?

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Will there be Black Fridays there?

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

Hopefully someone doesn't shart there.

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

prostate exams
it's what you do after you graduate from greeter

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

also not helping the 'walmarts are internment camps' rumors

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

and behavioral health services

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Andrew Campbell
Andrew Campbell

In German-speaking countries we call this Ärztehaus (medical center [Am.]) the only new thing here is that a Large Conglomerate like Walmart is getting into the Business.

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

2030
walmart birth clinic
free coupon on sea food with every new child
racism is based on birth brand difference

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Daniel Long
Daniel Long

thought you called them vernichtungslager

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

sounds worse than the shitty apathetic hospital I already go to

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

This sounds unironically awesome. Medical industry and lobby are already corrupt as fuck. So is Walmart. But if they start fighting we can only benefit so let the war begin.

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

welcome to costco. I love you.

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

scootypuff jr not gunna cut it anymore. they're gonna need one of those trams with flatbeds.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

brought to you by Carl's Junior

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

Might be a really smart idea.
Get people to quit their ripoff health insurance policies, and instead use the money on themselves when they get sick.

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

imagine going to med school only to work at walmart

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Connor Flores
Connor Flores

Target and Walmart both have Urgent Care in Locations, as well as Walgreens/CVS/etc. started after Obamacare passed, same goes for the thousands of "University" outpatient clinics popping up everywhere, and all in one house elderly care clinics, non-profits of course, popping up all of a sudden.

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

I laft.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

I wouldn't want some former greeter now urologist to touch my anus!

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Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

SPREAD THE FUCKING CHEEKS GOYIM

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

Why not,your current urologist was a gay stripper to pay for college

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

The free market wins again. Great. Can't ever call out again. Will be forced to go to the walmart clinic to be approved for a day off.

They're not the same people. There are likely APRNs who are fesh out of residency.

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Benjamin Watson
Benjamin Watson

So how long until you’re assistant store manager? If you’re going to be stuck in poopville , may as well be king

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

Same goes for Vince McMahon

Anywhere is fine. The quarter million spent in school has to be paid back somehow!

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Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

plus he signed up to be a urologist in the first place
when I want a good rectal exam I hold a dermatologist at gunpoint

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

There is no longer any assistant store managers with GWP.

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Hunter Jackson
Hunter Jackson

Wally is clearly God...clearly.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

University" outpatient clinics
I noticed this the campus I went to. Saw the place right off the schools property at the strip mall. Figured it was just a satellite site of the infirmary

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

go to map, type in abbreviations for your university healthcare system clinic, it is like the plague, not many new hospitals, but lots of clinics.

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Neat I like the dental part

Behavior study is a bit creepy

user step in

We saw you dressed up like shit during the day and night and you have a habit of buying chicken tendies

You’re not allowed to buy any weapons now

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

A malevolent god at that.

Clinics have significantly smaller startup and Opperation costs.

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Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

Behavior study is a bit creepy
It's just a therapist.

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Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

Who toyes out the entire word junior when it’s Jr as in Carl’s Jr, or Hardee’s

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

Those urgent care clinins are pretty good. I took my 2 year old to one in the middle of the night and it only cost me $150 with xrays and prescription included.

Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

I don't know if this news is a good or a bad thing. Is there a hidden motive behind this?

Camden Ramirez
Camden Ramirez

What do you expect? If everyone is required to have insurance at the risk of financial penalty, it's just smart buisness.

There are no more greeters

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Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

It was right next to two new apartment buildings built by a developer from nyc cashing in on the “upscale faux luxury” theme going on now but shoddy interior workmanship if you look closely. Didn’t think anything of it other than why’d they open this place up? Are the students that lazy to not walk over to the infirmary? Makes sense now

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

Looked it up just now, it’s part of the healthcare/medical school side of the university as urgent care

Aaron Collins
Aaron Collins

Medicine lobbyists and Walmart fighting each other

Sounds fun

Evan Nguyen
Evan Nguyen

It's just a diversification of wakmarts many, many holdings.

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Landon Cooper
Landon Cooper

Insurance or no?

Parker Miller
Parker Miller

What's the problem? They've had pharmacies in their stories as well as performing eye exams and selling glasses for years. I've been getting my glasses there since I was a kid. The one time I went to a non-Walmart optometrist, the glasses they gave me cost way more and gave me headaches if I wore them.

Bentley Richardson
Bentley Richardson

Just another money stream, you can never have too many of those.

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

the weight of fat americans has actually broken through those fucking tennis balls lmao

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

cause bouts of explosive sharting via the food they sell
Cure explosive sharting in house by selling them medicine

Perfect business model

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

Absolutely

They haven't been replaced in quite some time.

It really is.

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Carter Morales
Carter Morales

Sage

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

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Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

I'm going to go on opening day and buy
a speculum
crevice jelly
And
suction cup shower handles, so'z I can ride my dilly-do in the shower

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Pretty soon they will have dialysis machines and massive insulin storage units like gas stations where fat faggots can go and re-fuel

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

You can do that now. Why wait?

Just as planned.

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Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

cheap healthcare available to anyone
oh, no. rich people did this and are profiting off of it. better burn it down and mock the culture that produced this wonder.
You and people like you are subhuman savages not worth a bullet.

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

Either lenses weren’t cut right and or they didn’t measure the distance from eye to lens properly

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

All the Doctor’s will be Parjeets imported into the US under the H1B visa scam.

Owen White
Owen White

Goddamn. What a blackpill.

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Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

Why don't u burgers just rename ur cucktry Wal-Mart?

Jose Hill
Jose Hill

Underrated

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

lol

Benjamin Perry
Benjamin Perry

Will they ever so slowly morph their asterisk into a hexacle?

Caleb Gomez
Caleb Gomez

offering health services for the poor without insurance essentially
if true i honestly think its a good thing and another point for capitalism
shit like this really helps people get back on their feet from being homeless or near-homeless

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

Nigger tier healthcare

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

Okay, let’s give me a rhythm!
Follow me
We are, we are Walmart
We are, we are Walmart
Everybody
One more time
We are, we are Walmart
Last time
We are, we are Walmart
Okay me now
Young man, young girl
Welcome to Wally-world
You’re gonna be a cashier someday
You got smile on your face
You love this place
Movin’ those carts all over the place
Singin’
We are, we are Walmart
We are, we are Walmart
2 more times
We are, we are Walmart
We are, we are Walmart

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Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

Why not a squiggly?

Better than no healthcare.

Wrong morning cheer, dumbass.

youtu.be/JIoZHGupZA8

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Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

At this point I've lost track of what's real and what's satire

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Luis Baker
Luis Baker

I hope someone shoots it up. I don't just mean a spic here or a spic there I'm taking full on light that fucker up.

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

Walmart to offer workers college degrees in health and wellness. Who else is signing up? It's only $1/day!

cnbc.com/amp/2019/09/24/walmart-to-offer-workers-college-degrees-in-health-and-wellness.html

Go to bed vacationing glownigger.

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Connor Price
Connor Price

When junk food from Wal-Mart makes you sick, you can head to their health clinic. The mutt indians in america will definitely like this. Notice, europeans reject Wal-Mart and all that it stands for. That's because europeans aren't low IQ retards like the irish-indians and other mutt-indians in america.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Yes sir.

Hudson Green
Hudson Green

Notice, europeans reject Wal-Mart and all that it stands for.
Blame it on home office not understanding different cultures have drastically different shopping experiences.

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Justin Walker
Justin Walker

This is something I am looking forward to.

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Brandon Young
Brandon Young

Thanks and god bless. You're going to help increase my $100 quarterly bonus!

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Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

this is an old picture. is this guy larping as walmart user?

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

heh

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

It was old, I admit. This is up to date.

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Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

Becoming snowcrash more and more every day

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

Walmart sells the same things as other stores for 1/2 the price so if they can do the same for health care I'm all for it.

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

Gave away their guns willingly
Not retards
K

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Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

They have this in both Latin America and Europe.

Daniel Reed
Daniel Reed

youtube.com/watch?v=rN0_ZBnUyyw

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Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

subverting kike detected

Juan Long
Juan Long

How is this a bad thing?

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Juan Williams
Juan Williams

Is your job safe from GWP?

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

I don't get the hype behind walmart user. No one gives a shit about about walmart workers eating lunch

Christopher Hill
Christopher Hill

Hey just like idocracy!

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

No fucking way am I going to fucking Walmart to get a filling and get my prostate checked.

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Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

You left out oxycontin prescriptions.

Aaron Edwards
Aaron Edwards

Technically, yes, but given the fact that lateral promotions will be over will give me less and less incentive to stay, but since there's no jobs around, I will have to prepare to ascend to that great, big wally world in the sky.

I'm the everyman posting daily for the past 5 years.

Why not?

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Angel Scott
Angel Scott

Imagine being a doctor or a dentist and still working at Walmart. (((They))) found a way to make everyone a wagecuck.

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

People don't start as cashiers? I had cashier experience from a deli and a pizza place and walmart made me a cashier right off the bat.

Logan Walker
Logan Walker

Wall street jews are the biggest investors in Wal-Mart. They've financed it expanding all over america. If you support Wal-Mart, you're making evil jews and zionists on Wall Street rich. Sorry Squanto.

Caleb King
Caleb King

Here's your healthcare, bro
youtube.com/watch?v=TLu1j6Q34bI

Dominic Hughes
Dominic Hughes

sign in to take this totally ANONYMOUS survey
wally world in the sky
So then you have no reason to "go".Good. Glad you're not suicidal.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

go to wallmart for new glasses
guy behind the counter calls himself a omtymistresh
says he needs me to take off my shirt so he can check my boobs for cancer
murica !!!

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Money?

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

This

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

you can still keep your old job, just you get a chance to choose who you want to probe straight from the door.

Henry Miller
Henry Miller

RIP America

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Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

Joe and Frito are walking through a Costco, much bigger than what was in Joe's time
Greeter: Hi, welcome to Costco. I love you.
Frito: Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
Joe: You went to law school? At Costco?
Frito: I know! I couldn't believe it, either. But luckily, my dad was an alumnus, so he pulled some strings

.en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Idiocracy

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

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Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

he doesn't have to use his hands though, so that's a plus

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

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Alexander Flores
Alexander Flores

Urgent care places are great when you have something that doesn’t justify an ER visit but your regular GP can’t see you for a week or more.

Easton Reyes
Easton Reyes

I'm the everyman posting daily for the past 5 years.
Ok? You realize most people here don;t give a shit? Most of us here have worked in walmart or a job similar to it. I think you get off by people seeing how pathetic your life is.

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

It's just a therapist.
former loss prevention officer

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

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Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Its just the new Chinese century. At least I'm well acclimated to the bullshit.

Never been a a cashier.

I just dont want to be homeless again. Winters aren't the greatest.

America's been dead for a while.

As an intactivist, I wholeheartedly agree.

It's a detterant for people to do better in their lives. Otherwise, they'll have to get used to what is depicted in my photography.

Theres no lateral promotion from sales floor to the clinic. It only retains the Walmart name because of recognition.

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William King
William King

intactivist
löl

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Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

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Ryder Adams
Ryder Adams

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Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

What's so goddamn funny?

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Sounds comfy desu.

My kid can get his ABA and CBT therapies as I shop for his "special guy" snacks.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

Fix your teeth Nigel

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

he's just jealous because open carrying piss bags isn't legal in germany