Caliber Insults

Tell me your favorite insult for any caliber or the people who shoot it.

My favorite:
>.30-06 is a caliber for pedophiles

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Every caliber other than .32 ACP is barbaric

Fuddy-five is for fudds

.223 is for manlet LARPers

>.223 is for manlet LARPers

This

.40, for when you want the stopping power of a 9mm with the capacity of a .45

10 meme
9mm loser
40 short and weak
54Russian garbage

On the flip side

45 Actually Cannibalizes People
God's own cartridge, 30-06

Shut up pedo

>God's own cartridge, 30-06

Are you a fucking mormon or something? Was banishing you to Utah not enough?

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.25 acp is for literal faggots who think they are cool pocket carrying while wearing a sports coat

Back to back world war champion. Had to stop using it before it took over the world.

7.62x54r is for poorfags

>.45 AARP

Anybody have the FN 57 meme about the overpriced .22 magnum?

9mm is for people with no personality.

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>hurr durr im autistic and i think the caliber of our sidearms was a factor in the outcome of two of the largest wars in human history

You had a sidearm chambered in 30-06?
Fucking paedo

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thought it was replying to a post about .45, but either way it's a dumb argument

But I'm not ashamed to admit that.

Thanks and checked!

Underrated post.

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Won't that fuck your barrel up over time?

>6.5 mememoor

It's a good caliber but the name rolls off the tongue

No, they're in a little wad that keeps the column together till it leaves the muzzle. Lead is soft and wouldn't damage steel anyway.

I am sideposting on /lit/ and I had a similar response made to me.
>Anonymous 03/28/18(Wed)10:19:06 No.10910535▶

(You)
You can be blamed by others and still be free of blame. Like Jesus.

>.30-06 is a caliber for pedophiles
Where the fuck is this meme coming from?

9mm - staples

butthurt 308 soyboys

300 Blackout, for when being a faggot just isn't enough, but you can't quite commit to being a repulsive tranny

.50 BMG

For larpers who think they can shoot through anything.

>.32 APC

Compensating for something? A man only needs .25 APC and nothing else

357 magnum is for.... help me out here

.45 GAP for when being a Glock fanboy isn’t enough for you

>7.62x54r
>poorfags

Current year, pick one

While you are accurate, fuck you, nobody actually uses .25 ACP these days.

There's some dude on youtube who made a video about why he hates the 30-06, and one of the tidbits he included was how his uncle loved the 30-06 and was a pedophile.

>that 22 dubs get
lmao

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My gramps has 2 glawks in GAP
he's pretty tactifudd

.50 Arab Eliminator
Ten memeameter
.40 Slow & Weak
Fuddy-Five AARP

What about 7.62x39?

I'm surprised at the lack of 10 mm jokes.

>FBI scaredy-cartridge
>10 millimiles of recoil
>stupid .45

Poorfag icipicking rainbow trajectory dinosaur round

5.7? You mean the overpriced 7.62 Tok wannabe round?

Rainbow tragectory fuccboi boolet

.32 came out before. Why change perfection?

12 gauge is for birds

Someone roast my love for 8mm Mauser

Can it even cycle an auto action

>tfw own .25acp pistol
I got it because. 25acp is cute!

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Literally unpossible, 8mm Mauser is god tier.
Best ballistic coefficient of a standard rifle bullet in ww2.

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kek.

It wasn't designed by Mauser and isn't 7mm Mauser.

Expect some irregular lead fouling but nothing that a simple cleaning won't take care of. Or just shoot normal bullets after them.

> 8mm Mauser is the exception which proves the rule.

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>9mm apologists
>"no, no, all the problems are totally in the past! new wonder bullets mean that it isn't somewhere between shit and mediocre anymore!"

6.5x55 euroboo hipster caliber. "the Europeans are laughing at us for not using their super special soy round"

you retard i'm now more mad at you then at him, he meant 30-06

>7.7mm Arisaka, desu
>I want to mally my raifu, desu, senpai
>But I can't affold to becuz the ammo is too expenses, desu.

Any more roasts for 7.7 Ari?

yeah read my post below that

They're bad, but the people who think .40 Short & Weak and .45 AARP don't have the same problems as well as their mediocre capacity are much worse.

>mally
>affold
Not how that works, desu.

The l's become r's you unbelievably retarded nigger.

Ever heard a Jap speak english? They get the two crossed all the time.

>Ctrl-f ".270"
>0 results

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>MARSOC-.45

Hold up. Just step back and think for a second. Asians are incapable of making the l sounds, such as love and long becoming "ruv you rong time" (Full Metal Jacket), but for some reason, they also turn r's into l's? Find me literally any source of that happening, I don't believe you, you fucking imbecile.

the ultimate "stoppin powah" memer

They don't do Ls because there is no equivalent sound in their alphabet. It has nothing to do with mixing them up, there simply is no L.

>they need 45 because they can't aim properly
>45 caliber handguns have low capacity magazines compared to other cartridges, requiring good marksmanship
I'm not even a .45 fanboi and this meme is retarded.

checked and kekked

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Any roasts on 6.5x39

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>9mm - average IQ
>.45cal - slow but functional in society
>.40cal - supervised group home recommended
>10mm - institutionalizing is a requirement

Huh. I have been wanting to get something chambered in .30-06.

TBF, most of the joke is that those other rounds didn't actually have the same problems as 9mm. Back in 1987 when the FBI did their ballistics workshop there was only a single 9mm JHP offering(brand new, too) they could find that would pass their basic penetration requirements. .45 had several.

Newer ammo has seemingly solved this problem, but that won't stop me from memeing about 9mm being shit tell the 90s.

.50 Blown My Goddamned shoulder out

>carry a .45
>love my 10mm
fugg

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For when you aren't worried about killing the intruder, but are hell-bent on destroying your rifling

>rifling

>carry .45cal and own 10mm - wise Jow Forumsommando who ignores my above shitpost

This one is my fovorite and I love 45 unironically

>tfw the caliber you plan to get is so obscure and old for this day and age that no one could insult it in any way other than calling me a great-great-grandpa or an old fart

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9mm is for niggers.

Ouch

>The entire U.S. Army for fifty years was composed of pedos...
yeah nah.

>.25 APC
A real man uses .22 cal, most deadly round bounces around inside the body.

>invaded japan for the lolis
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Japan

10mm Cause I can't get it to eleven.

7.62x51 is a nice round and people who use it are well adjusted folks

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>Muzzleloaders. For folks who enjoy choking on powder smoke, and don't mind ballistics inferior to almost anything else in a casing.

Any 7.5 swiss jokes?

>anything winmag
>muh deer huntan muh sporting purposes
>Good enuff for any game in North America!
>I am a Loyal Leupold (tm) customer for life

more like
>9mm - you and your wife can shoot together
>.45cal - welcome to the NRA
>.40cal - welcome to the FBI
>10mm - welcome to death row

7.5 what? I don't think you can joke about nonexistent rounds

.308 is practically the same as .30-06 in terms of ballistics. If anyone is a soyboy it's the SoyR Soyteen soy.soysix shooters.

6.5 anything is the ultimate tryhard bullet diameter. You aren't good enough to tell the difference, just shoot your Tula 223 or 308 and save some money

.357 “my dick can’t fill a” magnum

.300 blk is for guys who wanted an AK but settled for an AR. Then regretted .223.
But I'm just projecting.

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