Post a pic of one of your guns and also tell me if you're down with ass eating

Post a pic of one of your guns and also tell me if you're down with ass eating.

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I don't eat ass. Maybe with having my ass eaten, but I'm not there to perform the act.

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Sure. But she's gotta keep that booty in pristine condition

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I mean I guess if I was starving to death and cannibalism was the only way to stay alive.

That's a weird question OP.

Not into butt stuff

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No
I dislike eating pussy already and I'm not an ass man so you can imagine.

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I do not eat ass.

And I'm not surprised that the Glock fag does ()

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one day I'll eat my bf's ass

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If the dwarf is enthusiastic and the sheep is clean, analingus is desirable. If either of the above criteria are unmet, it is undesirable.

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You're a man aren't you?

Nah I don’t do door #2 stuff

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EAT DE POOPOO

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well there's no girls on the internet

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not that into butt stuff

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As long as that shit clean, sure.

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>dislike eating pussy

I could understand it not being your favorite part of sex, but that's some homo shit or you've just been down on some gross chicks.

Protip dont interact with that retard. He thinks gay people arent way more likely to get aids then straight folks. He's the text book definition of a retard.

I just don't really enjoy it.
Fingering is another story, I could do that shit for days

and before that dipshit replies to me or someone asks he's the only faggot on this board that actively avatarfags that gay cat.

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Poo stuff sounds gross.

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Not even gay, but I'd prefer to suck a dick.

Go away sadmin, stick your dick in your Galil and slam the bolt shut

yeah I'm the only gay person on here who likes anime cat boys

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nice paint job

Sounds like you're gay

he's just so perfect

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brotha

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I would love to eat a cute girl's ass if I could ever meet a girl who had any interest in me.

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Lower your standards and put yourself out there.

hell yeah

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I won't bore you with a picture of my glock 19, but sure, I love licking my gfs butthole, and her pussy, and I like it when she sucks my cock and puts a finger in my ass. Oh well.

Ate a lot of pussy but never eaten ass before, definitely down to try it with the right lady though...doesn't sound terrible as long as she is clean.

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It's hard to just put yourself out there when you have all the confidence of a person who's lived their entire life without anyone showing any amount of attraction to them whatsoever. Selling a product you don't believe in and all that.

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Eating ass is my fetish.

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No but i do only raw dog and cream pie chicks

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The mouth and the asshole do not belong in the same area imo

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This is true.

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Gladly

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I was fat and ugly in highschool but I still had more than one girl put her number in my phone lmao

Rim to the brim

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Why would you not have an ejection port cover?

Big fan of licking the leather cheerio. Bonus points if she farts in your mouth.

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>the leather cheerio

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tips on how to paint my rifle similarly?

Yeah I'd totally do it after like a shower.

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Yeah I eat ass. Gives her a break between orgasms from eating her pussy but still keeps her engine revving.

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But I do not eat ass but I have licked and tongued pussy until my tongue was sore for days. Ass is where the poop comes out and the dick comes in.

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Ive made my way from pussity to brown town before.

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Definitely not, butts are gross. I'm up for anything else.
No amount of any cleanliness makes me interested in it in the least.

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nigga, why you look like you have feet from two different people?

I'm sorry but if you haven't been so taken over with buttlust that you just lick a girls asshole while going to town you're pretty much a fag with low T.

You don't sound like fun

If playing with poopy parts is your idea of fun then no, I guess I don't.

how expensive are these nowadays?

Sorry about the potato quality, and yes, when I've had a little too much wine I get rowdy and have licked the noodle spider

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I was waiting on a meme one when I took that.

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I was with you right up until the end.

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Last I've seen, they're more like 1400 to 1600. The last one I saw at a lgs was 1600. That's getting close to 1000 more than I paid at the same store almost 10 years ago. Individual mags are like 100 each and the scopes alone are starting to pass into the 200's unless you find somebody unaware of how much they're worth now. I got 5 of them for a bit over 100 while the getting was good.
I'd still buy at that price, but over 1500 would rape my yearly gun budget of ~2000.

I prefer smelling girls’ farts to tasting them, but a little variety never hurt anyone.

I thought you were kidding. Farts are gross dude.

I've nommed a girl's ass before, it was gud.

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Absolutely no butt stuff. Cleanliness doesn't matter.

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Dunno, I've basically been celibate since 2005. Are monks down with eating ass? We may never know.

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>tfw gf won’t let me lick her butthole

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Farts are gross out of gross girls.

Eating pussy is more of my idea of fun, Mr. Missionary with the lights off

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My hatred for you """people""" cannot be expressed in words

Fellow fart fetish? Fuck yeah man, I've got one too. Never seen someone who had it too.

I let boys eat me

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sounds pretty textbook gay

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Pussy is a gormet meal brother, fucking delish. Ass on the other hand seems like a good way to get e. coli

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I eat ass if she's a 7 or above

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I don't eat ass but I'll wreck his ass with muh dik.

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Did eat my girlfriend's ass once. Would definitely do it again.

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better be chopping off some Arab's noses with that knife boi

The second you quit browsing Jow Forums your confidence with women will sky rocket. Its still deeply embedded that women are retarded and shouldnt make decisions, but ive come to find out women are still attracted to average looking guys the same way im weirdly attracted to average looking women.
The majority of white girls also find nogs to be disgusting. Have faith in yourself user and quit being a pussy about rejection.

Do you remember the last time you closed yours?

You're definitely gay.

The last time I cased it up this weekend.

hey man if you've ever had to eat shit just to even survive, it's better fresh from the source than when it's all dried up and cracked

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Ive never eaten shit, but the dried shit of a vegetarian makes for some great tinder

That's like the opposite of eating ass.

Didn't see the "a" for a moment.

>She

Isn't this a strictly homosexual activity? Like anal sex?

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I would honestly say that sucking a dick is less gay than ass sex or eating a dirty sphincter.

If camgirls are any indication, women are more into anal than hetero dudes. It's because most women want to get spit roasted by a pair of bi-dudes.

>If camgirls are any indication, women are more into anal than hetero dudes

Jesus, do you literally have an intellectual challenge?

You do understand that camwhores engage in their whoring strictly for revenue, and not out of enjoyment?

And they direct their activities to where most of the revenue is - modern soy-males like transitional-homosexual activities like eating ass and watching Black dicks penetrate their women.

Porn is just a response to the demand. And they know you worthless degenerates are into ass-things and Black dicks.

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all of this is pretty good advice, especially for a weapons forum

NO FAT CHICKS

you can also look at media targeted at women, if you want to see for yourself. BTW, not all camgirls are targeting men, bruh.

>If camgirls are any indication

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LMAO becsuse the media isn’t run by degenerate kikes? Every other ad is a nigger and a white woman, look at Britain’s top Christmas ads, white woman and a nigger.
Why?
Statistics show white women don’t really like niggers and they make up a small portion of the population but there’s an agenda to be pushed.

wow, pretty angry about simple market evidence. Suit yourself, IDGAF, I aint even into anal, being a hetero male.

As long as it's clean, I prefer to eat ass.

Nothing like having your face stuffed in a woman's crack while your tongue circles and digs in her asshole.
I love the BO smell that stays on my face too afterwards. I wiff it for the rest of the day

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>evidence

I deff do.
my most ass eating gun is my Kel tec sub2000

I would 100% eat ass as long as it's clean

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Matter of fact I do not.

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