What is best club for homecave defense?
What is best club for homecave defense?
Why need club? There club-killing in learning cave two moons ago. Many gruglings died. No need club. Chief-grug will protect us.
Heckler and Rock
Russian surplus club, it good for poor grugs and reliable.
Assault Rock 15
Grock 17
Marble18, STONE-H, or Tannerite-21 if like rock it weight in back (like wife grugenna)
Stick-Sauer
>Chief chief said that rocks from three stripe tribe are bad, and can't buy them from three stripe land
Fuck this, grug angry
Assault Klub 74,000 BC
Moist lime nugget
Many lime by three stripe tribe, many bring over. Long nose tribe want 50 shells for pretty nugget, other get for 20.
Why need club? Stick will kill dear. Give club to chieftain. Salt club are for village braves.
Assault Tiger Grug Machine
Three stripe club covered in orange slime.
No clubs used for hunting mammoth club too much hurty, only use for hunt of threestripe clan, or gurglings. mammoth dont hassle us we only need soystick food. Only bad grug use clubs. Give club to chief now
Stupid soygrug. Mammoth stick good
But chief say home club make less safe. Chief say you probably mistake and use home club on gruglings anyway
>he fell for surplus funny cave painting
It no 2003 B.C. anymore, new man-lover. Russian club at least 400 shiny shells now. Too heavy anyway, even for 100 shiny shells.
You only want club for grugling kill.
You slave for bad nra-klan
nra-klan tell grug bad things nra-klan want to eat gruglings!
If give nra-clan shiny shells only big bad will happen to tribe
Good Grug no listen to hook nose tribe
Grock shatter and go boom like lightning. Grog like fingers
hard water ghost club is best club, if you kill a grug with it you can drink it.
Me think any club you get make good bonk. Me think need able to put pointy stick in something far away more important.
Me is sorry for bad cave paint, me grab wrong berries to make marks
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If tribe already at homecave grug has lost. Gooder head-painting, not letting other tribe near homecave. Find bad tribe homecave and throw rock at them. Grug must make bad tribe fear. If bad tribe keep making grug move homecave, bad tribe is winning. Grug must make bad tribe move.