What is the best way to execute someone ?

Theoretically I guess evaporating them instantly. So like literal nuke, or massive explosion. Problem is is that's super impractical and even with a massive amount of TNT there's a chance that they might live for like a few seconds after the blast.

Lethal injection seems like the best bet imo. Large dose of something to sedate them into unconsciousness, followed by paralytic to stop movement and breathing, and finally large dose of potassium to stop heart.

If you give enough of the sedative they won't give a hoot about the rest because they'll be knocked the fuck out. Without airway management this may also be lethal by itself.

People were whining a while ago about some executee suffering not too long ago and im confused as to how they fucked that up. He's gonna die anyway, just slam him with midazolam or whatever like damn. Some fucking doctors.

Some other death row guy is currently arguing that lethal injection would be inhumane because his veins suck (chemo) and they might blow during the procedure, or getting the IV would be too hard. Bitch, if they paid for it id gladly fly my ass out to Oklahoma to stick him. I bet there's a PICC nurse nearby that'd gladly get central venous access for them. People so whiney jeez.

Speaking of EUretards considering suffering is better than dying, I'm more and more becoming your typical robot. I am ashamed of what I've become. I refuse to continue to live a sad and lonely life for 50 years before dying of starvation in a nursing home. I want to end this once and for all, but quickly. Please something quick if not painless.

I can legally buy a Remington 1858 replica in .44, but black powder is now regulated (because everyone knows these jihadi try to blow up things with black powder kegs, and kill people with legally owned semi-autos !). Would you trust these shitty pre-made pellets to kill yourself ? I only need one shot on the cerebellum, but I don't want to fuck up and become trapped in my own body on a hospital bed for 30 years.

Exit bag.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
Nitrogen inhalation

depression
deprive them of their life, make their SO leave them, have thheir job fire them and so on.

That's the most inhumane way. Read the
OP.
Worst thing is this is the best way to get away with murder.

Maybe you should seek death in some exiting place...

Chicken-tendies-fed noguns, won't even make it to Syria or Ukrain without being turned a slave or slaughtered alive for organs. I want to die, not life a harsher life.

Gallows: efficient cheap quick but enough time to reflect on fucking up and sends the message to other animals

>humane
wat

>Bullet to the brainpan is quick and messy
>garrotte is clean
I wouldn't recommend executing someone without following state law, otherwise you'll get charged with murder.

Random Jow Forums loser here. Don't off yourself. There are too many stupid or evil shitheads alive out there for you to do that. It'd be unfair. The world needs good people alive in it. Not incredible, just decent.

If you got the insurance for it, talk to a doctor about these feels.

I'm a depressed alcoholic with avoidant personality disorder. I should probably be dead or homeless or moping around shooting up somewhere. Instead I went to school and joined the army. Became a nurse. Now I help people and work hard. Idgaf about motivation, or money, or higher powers, or even my own future. I just like doing good things so that maybe I can help counteract all the stupid, evil bullshit there is out there.

Don't kys my guy just smoke a bowl or go to the bar, make a friend or two