Prentend you are an Islamic State suicide bomber. What would you write to the world in a letter as your last statement?
Aloha Snackbar
Levi Myers
David Reyes
"For womens rights everywhere."
Daniel James
"Fuck Drumpf!"
Gavin Lee
jej
Jason Smith
Dont be sad i died doing what i loved, driving my truck
P.S im gay
Noah Flores
"Paid for by the Clinton Foundation"
lets be honest fpbp
Jaxon Peterson
"Thanks, Obama!"
Nathan Jenkins
ANIME WAS A MISTAKE
Angel Brooks
Fuck off Homeland Security.
Hudson Nelson
Grayson Anderson
One off? Thanks Obama.
Easton Wood
Dont mind me justn transporting my fertilizer
Tyler Watson
I think you're suppose to satirical things in this thread, not what you actually believe.
Colton Hall
Be as serious as you want user. Nothing bad will happen. You have the 1st amendment remember?
Brody Gomez
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on. But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfleld Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by Jow Forums. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Liam Reed
>Be as serious as you want user. Nothing bad will happen. You have the 1st amendment remember?
Eli Russell
Best one so far
Aiden Carter
"If this is the last job, when should I contact HR about collecting my retirement benefits?"
Kayden Cook
"This is for the lulz!"
Grayson Peterson
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Dominic Gutierrez
This does not belong here...
Nothing in this post is related to weapons.
Take it to .
Brody King
I only wanted bacon and gay sex. Why was that too much to ask? If no BLT or LGBT, life is not worth living.
P.S. If Obama had a son... well, he might not look exactly like me, I mean, he might be somewhat brown and maybe Muslim but not really so much Arab, but he would probably want to take away your guns and end your evil degeneracy, except maybe for porn, yes, I mean, I like that, but don't blame me, so did Osama, right? The SEALS found a lot of that with him, and he's a martyr, so I'm good, right? And, I mean, a lot of martyrs have their servant boys too, and it isn't gay if I'm not actually taking it you know where, right? I mean, I can still give, I just can't take, is my understanding, praise be to Allah. Speaking of Allah, he let Mohammed have sex with a 9-year old girl, so if I'm like, a really, really good Muslim and yell "Death to Infidels!" and "Aloha Snackbar!" and stuff like that, then that's all cool, I think. Anyway, sorry for rambling, lol. Gotta go now, I think this thing's only set on a three minute ti....
Cooper Jones
>bombs are not Jow Forums related
Get fucked.
Zachary Cooper
Traps aren't gay.
Chase Peterson
Something like this
It’s actually a really good read
Adam Flores
anime is haram
Ayden Edwards
it's not politics either, screw you jewfish
Benjamin Fisher
>Oy vey.
Luke Thompson
Unironically, kill your self.
Wyatt Young
Traps are gay