It's about that time, Jow Forums

It's about that time, Jow Forums.
Are we invading Sealand or what?

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You'd be better of invading some African nation.

>not just setting up an environmental research company and securing government and NGO grants to build your own Sealand for the purposes of oceanic study
>not creating a private security company as well and contracting yourself out to protect yourself
>not controlling both entities through a holding group chartered in a tax haven

Remember the last time someone invaded Sealand?

>one chemical attack later.
what do with stupid floaty nation?

Whats this now?

Turn it into a classy resort
Sell cocaine and heroin for cheap too.

A British cruiser was harassing sealand, so a citizen of sealand shot a shotgun at the cruiser and the brits fucked off

kek
Doesnt the British government help defend Sealand? If it's just one guy with a shotgun, we can defeat that.

Reported pop. of 27. probably more nowadays

Mandatory 1/2.

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2/2.
THIS IS THE DREAM OF MY PEOPLE.
AVE NEX ALEA
SALUTO NEX ALEA.

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>People unironically believe this shit

>invading Sealand
What is this, 2007?

I like you
You're good people

id rather hang myself than live on an island with you retards

sounds like something the RN would do.

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You know you could just invade by showing up in a “party boat”, get everyone drunk, and take over while they’re black out drunk.

Trojan Whores.

Saluto nex alea

I’ll bring my dads kayak

Boss?

10/10

WHOAH-OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It makes me wonder if you simple drove into baja or north mexico and put up a fence around a few square miles of land, how long it would take for anyone to notice and more importantly for anyone with enough guns to make you leave to care.
>put up chain link fence on some state owned desert
>fake government of mexico restricted area signs in spanish and a gatehouse
>first make an airstrip, then start airlifting in rebar and concrete
>30ft thick reinforced concrete roof and walls,2 story vertical, 5 story subterranean main structure that can house a hundred odd people comfortably plus a fleet of technicals
>gun ports and weapons emplacement positions
>several lines of earthworks and razor wire surround that
>internal space behind earthworks is a solar farm and large scale indoor farming

I don't think there'd be anything the mexican military could even do. Maybe mortar you, but their artillery is literally from the WWII era.

Here's an idea
Pay off the local military/police, they are corrupt as fuck anyway

Do whatever you want
Profit

Enjoy getting systematically beheaded by the Cartels.

I thought Sealand was Jow Forums territory?

Would the cartels even care? I mean they would start a small scrimmage realize that you dig in. Their next move would be to dig a tunnel. But will they want the time and resources to do that?

there's no money in it and unless you're killing their (((immigrant))) drug mules before they can get to the border why should they have a problem.

getting into a fight with a bunch of crazy dug in gringos who manufacture machine guns and explosives for fun in the lawless 3rd world shithole of mexico isn't a winning proposition even if you could technically send in enough guys to belt sand their faces off at the cost of a few hundred men.

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>>fleet of technicals
African detected

Here would be the basic idea
>illegally annex and put up a fence around your average military bases worth of land in rural mexico
>trench system a few hundred yards in behind a chain link fence with some restricted area signs in spanish every couple hundred feet
partially for areal denial of vehicles. if every approach requires you to drive your truck over a 3ft berm and a 6ft deep 4 foot wide hole in the ground you're going on foot or need to finding a working mexican APC.
>a pretty fucking big earth berm walled area in the middle
15-30 feet high
>triangular shape with a main gate on one corner made of cast concrete
>reinforced concrete pillbox on each corner and a gathouse with earth berm walls and a ditch in front of it
or make it all out of HESCO containers like a FOB
>airstrip capable of landing and launching a small cargo plane along one wall
>hidden sallyport on far wall big enough to drive technicals through facing the US border
>solar farm and indoor farming on a scale to support garrison
>steel building machine shop/lab for manufacturing dakka
>steel building motorpool
>bunker/barracks of reinforced concrete for living quarters with el chapo spiderhole to motorpool

the mexican military unironically lists F series ford pickups and toyotas as military troop transports

for a bit of inspiration this was the illegal compound of a group of anti communist cuban nationals out in the everglades from the late 70's to 90's

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