What type of NON semi-auto gun for armed guard job?

Guys I have a chance to land a sweet guard job but I can't use a semi-auto. What do?

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Colt SAA

Colt single action army

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She is so full of shit. Stupid whore.

Full auto.

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What do her guards have then?

Does anyone make an 8 shot .357 SAA? I feel like I need capacity for this job the principal has a lot of haters.

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Colt army single action ain't bad, but a pump action shotgun would do good as well.

Two SAAs

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You have your answer OP.

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News flash OP.

98% of Americans and 100% of other nations people don't know what a semi automatic weapon is.

The arrogance of this cunt

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Shotgun.

Full retard P90

Her life is worth more than 200 normal plebs

this
if you cant draw and accurately fan fire your colt saa then you are a shit cowboy.

lever action 3030

$100 says they're using semi auto pistols and she's just too stupid to know what a semi auto is.

>Her life is worth more than 200 normal plebs
>Chelsea Handler

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Interesting, I can't seem to find the tweet. Guess she got told told what the hell it means or her PR person decided to pull it.

Her guards must be busy killing children

THATS NOT A COLT SINGLE ACTION ARMY YOU FUCKING WEEB!!!!!!

Nevermind, I see now it was a retweet or reply.

Fuck it, use an 870.

No him but considering there are a bunch of normalfags who idolize her, I would say so. 200 normalfag souls is not a terribly high appraisal.

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A brace of Obrezes is the logical answer.

Long gun: Troy PAR or Ithaca 37 Defense
Handgun: S&W 686+

Why no semis? You working for a fudd or something?

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what is this thread? maybe her guards carry revolvers..........................................................................................

Colt python .357

sounds like you should tweet a picture of her tweet then

>some blonde celeb slut on snaptweeterbook
yes outstanding thing to form opinions around and make a thread about, i usually think long and hard about what women say, especially when it's some textual emotional outburst on social media

>why would you need guns when you could just have a personal army or armed guards??
Gee

Winchester 1894/Marlin 336, or a Winchester 1886/Marlin Guide Gun for the extra power.

desu I'd gain a fuckton of respect if she made her guards use trapdoor springfields

Dumb cunt's head is full of monkey juice.

Pump action shotgun
Bolt action rifle
Full auto weapon
Single shot 20mm rifle
40mm shotgun
A bow

The only true answer

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or.. a revolver?

You sir lack imagination and are an enormous faggot.

My choice is a Lemat.

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auto revolvers and trench coats

S&W used to make a 8 shot .357 revolver

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Does Hollywood just turn people into walking cancer?

I rocked a blue 4" GP-100 for five years because the security company I worked for had a policy against having a round chambered on duty.

I'm sure I could have trained to do fast slide racks, but I just didn't want to deal with that or switch off safteys so I went revolver.

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If anyone wants to kill Chelsea Handler just hire an African child soldier to do the job.

a revolver that cycles the cylinder to a live round after each DA trigger pull?

extracting spent cartridges is part of the semi-auto cycle.

I think you might be exaggerating a little

if it doesnt recock the hammer its not a semiautomatic firearm. DA isnt semi auto

the auto revolver is one of the few that would count as semiauto

I don't get this, can someone explain? Is she saying her guards have full auto weapons? Otherwise they'd be using muskets, no?

She is a real patriot.

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Do you think grabbers know that?

I think their idea of semi automatic is that the gun can shoot itself but can be switched to manual if there arent enough babies to kill.

Why does it have body guards? How does it afford bodyguards?

>DA isnt semi auto
wut
yes it is. The fuck are you talking about?
The only reason revolvers aren't semi-auto is they don't eject the cartridge after each shot.

Obrez

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The energy of the round doesn't cycle the action; you do.

they use full giggle uzis

semi auto implies self loading, DA is not self loading. DA simply describes the number of actions performed in a trigger pull.

>yes it is

No it isn't.

There is nothing automatic about a revolver. A revolver is entirely manual operation whether it's a single action or double action. All of the mechanical operation is performed by the user, not recoil or any sort of gas operation.

>semi autos banned
>show up with an FN MAG and 600 rounds of link.

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niggers, I meant a DAO semi auto is semi auto.
A pistol can be semi automatic and DAO.

It cant be tough to figure out who she or the network contracts through and once you know that you could find out their equipment.

the fuck are you on about, son?

Mossberg Shockwave

I thought user was saying DA guns can't be semi auto because they don't cock the trick.

SMLE of course

>On today's episode of Chelsea Handler completely misses the point again...

Katana

DA is not semi-auto != Guns with DA cannot be semi-auto.

I-I know. I'm retarded and can't read.

She assumed the guards have practical things and not scary things, while having no idea what semi automatic means.

You guys realize double action=/=semi auto, right? OP could carry any revolver not just a single action one.

so they're carrying full autos?
or muskets?
or are they armed with swords?
i mean, she said they're armed. but with what?

basically she's ignorant to the absolute most basic firearm terminology, and thought simply because her armed guards don't carry ARs or AKs, they're not using semiautomatics.
The fact that she's fucking stupid enough to advocate for disarming the population while hypocritically walking around with armed security should tell you all you need to know.

How is firing a round and then automatically loaded the next cartridge into firing position with the next trigger pull not a semi auto design?

the spent casing needs to be ejected in the process to be considered semi auto.

Automatic as in it automatically reloads its own chamber. A double action would be repeating arm.

>not killing children
No, they're just escorting the children around to their eventual buyers who will kill them eventually.

so like magazines vs clips, double action revolvers and semi autos are similar in function, but not the same thing

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I goofed

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Because the action of the gun is powered by the user pulling the trigger and not the gas and recoil of the round of ammunition itself.

That said I'm willing to bet the dumb bitches guards use semi auto pistols and she's just too stupid to know it.

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She's the type of person who introduces legislation to ban "barrel shrouds"
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>The only reason revolvers aren't semi-auto is they don't eject the cartridge after each shot
but that's wrong, you goddamn retard

Not a mateba.

Ban threaded barrels and thumbholes.

>Mossberg 590
>Ruger GP 100 .357 7 shot revolver

8 shot .357 with a few speedloaders

You should be fine. Or wear a cowboy hat and tote dual 1851 navys

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What gun is she holding and where can I get one?

>her life is worth more
To who?
>inb4 zog

STEN is love

STEN is life

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looks like a sten to me