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wildlife dealer

>wildlife game officers
>sherif
>hitman
>drug dealer
>african warlord
>pirate

African drug dealer pirate officers

People look down on it but a lot of Jow Forumsommandos I've met at meets are security guards. I've done it myself as well. It's a good entry level gig that pays better than McDonald's and can be done by the most dysfunctional social retards. Working conditions vary from comfy to challenging to nightmare mode, but there's always work and there are always posts where you're paid to sit on ass as a cheap insurance write-off.

lord of war

I really want to be an arms dealer but I have no idea how to get into the industry without military connections and can't join because my body is defective.

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"Free samples"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WvFGcF1v2dI

lord of war

Range master.

Never seen one in a bad mood.

Why not just get your FFL and sell to civilians?

Hunting rifles, plinkers, duck guns, whatever people buy in your area.

I need this kid's super power. That looks like it feels fucking fantastic.

>loose sphincters
>super power

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wildlife drug pirate

Can anyone give me a quick rundown on the requirements for getting a class 7 ffl?

>succ goverment dick
>be rich
>have lots of time to live so you can wait
>succ more goverment dick

Basically you have to like the taste of dick

is it a feminine dick? and also can you give me specifics?

had an in law that did that for federal buildings and got to carry a gun, he was former military tho and his rank payed OK.

Border patrol and ICE are Jow Forums approved jobs. If I remember carefully, corrections to an extent is too.

Was watching the movie, and the love interest is a failed actor. Both in the movie and out.

>A millionaires trophy wife being any value at all but her sure-to-fade looks
user, I...

somali pirate

african memelord

gunslinger

Corrections is so shitty. Essentially a babysitter except you don't get paid as much.

shit flinger

That's actually a thing.

Cartel Hitman

Sadly these were banned in 1865.

Firefighter, warlord, military

Firelord. Warfighter.

Running a surplus store seems like it'd be top comfy

> not africa lord of war pirate

You be all soy.

The dudes at Varusteleka seem to have fun with it

Handjobs or Blowjobs?

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military
police
park ranger
operator
security
private dick
gunsmith
vigilante
neet

lord of dealers

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But you do get to beat the everliving fuck out of imates if they do certain things.

Pilot
Rotorcraft pilot
Line Service or A&P
Airport Ops
Ship Security
Swamp Sailor
Dildo QA Tester
Brass Jew
Homeless Vodka Drain
Man slut
Fraudulent Accountant

brazilian off duty cop

Same for babysitter if there's no nannycam.

>Man slut
The technical term is gigilo.

Airport game warden (pest control). Security clearances, custom ride, custom weapons. Haulass around an airport on a gocart taking out birds with .22, airgun and bird bombs, running rat trap lines with a full access key ring. Only guy who can really operate, security just stands around processing human cargo.

>Brass Jew
wut?
Is this like the joke about the brass rat?

Lurk more newfag

>Wildlife drug Dealer
Selling coke to chipmunks

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Wildlife drug warlord
sherif dealer
pirate game officer
the list goes on

This is something I'd love to do, but I have no idea where to start.

atf.gov/firearms/apply-license

Sherif don't like it
Rock the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

TI analyst

police sniper
hunter/trapper
FBI man
ATF CIA NIGGA (you glow in the dark tho)
bigfoot hunter
demon hunter
jew hunter

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Why did you post the last one two times?

Man... Think about actually being a designated Sasquatch hunter. You could just tard out in the woods all the time and get paid for it. Shit sounds Jow Forumsash.

ATF snitch

thank you
but i like it better my way

Thoughts on being a firearms design engineer? Originally I wanted to be a gunsmith but the salary wasn't as impressive as I had hoped

I’m soaking up your tax dollars to push paper for a Military Industrial Complex Prime Contractor, thanks for the bucks buckos.

Geospacial analyst

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