Earth is under attack by Galactus. Nuclear weapons only make him more powerful. How do we stop him?

Earth is under attack by Galactus. Nuclear weapons only make him more powerful. How do we stop him?

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6 billion person bukake

Can i join him?

Diabetes

You can, but only if you cover yourself in tin foil and carry around a surfboard

Protoculture, ofc.

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Sacrifice the non-traps

Shoot him once with .45ACP

He's giant, so shot placement is easy. One .22lr to the head will scramble his insides.

Just sit back and wait until whoever he's inevitably jobbing for to come along and take care of him.

>Earth is under attack by Galactus. Nuclear weapons only make him more powerful. How do we stop him?

Fire high cap capacitors at him until he shrinks and then auction him off as an anal sex toy in a ne York gay bar

i thought tin foil is already required for browsing Jow Forums

Wrestling

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nuke him more so we can have less time to spend in this hell hole

Have the jews ally with him.

shoot the writer and beat up the fans

have him to job against whatever newbee hero marvel wants to promote.

MOAB / big missles or railguns

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Wait for him to be reconned into a black Muslim transsexual lesbian in a wheelchair.

dragon dildos
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>Fuck you I will /thread my own post if I want to

you mean 10mm?

Railguns and lasers

You mean 11.43mm

silver surf to another planet.

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None of those will kill his soul alongside his body