Your Body Is Not Ready

Remember to tell your grandkids about that one day when OP wasn't a total fag.

pastebin.com/hri1TxLJ

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=-gj9CMvwfv4
youtube.com/watch?v=1mI9Hqqsw1I
openallurls.com/
pastebin.com/hri1TxLJ
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Also, don't let the quality of the 1st issue get you down. It is shitty but the rest are primo.

Top effort OP

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Y-you too...

Thanks OP! Is there a way to automate the downloads for this?

youtube.com/watch?v=-gj9CMvwfv4

youtube.com/watch?v=1mI9Hqqsw1I

Very nice. Not often people post original content. Even more rare is when they drop a fuck ton of it. On this day, you have done the Jow Forumsube's work, and shall be remembered for it.

If you knew what I had to do to compile a coherent list of links for you you'd shut your whore mouth and be grateful you now have access to 25 years of Jow Forumsommando history.

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LAWLS

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Based Matt Bracken calling out the BATFags in 1979...

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You've never been this happy.

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Pre-photoshop memes...

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Jow Forums meetup circa 1995.

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BUMP BUMP
Thanks OP - I really appreciate it

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Damn son

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That's fantastic

Best cover coming through

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wonderful, OP
remember the glorious 80s of reading of Rhodesian mercs

What at time that must've been.

How to (decently) automate:
>Copypaste OP's pastebin into a text editor (notepad, notepad++, etc)
>Use the replace function (ctrl+H, usually)
>replace all instances of ?dl=0 with ?dl=1
>copypaste shitloads of them into the url below
openallurls.com/

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Sorry but pic related is maximum 80s....

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Storm Shadow Cosplay? :)

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Thanks user.

The final size comes out to be about 4gb, if anybody is wondering.

OP confirmed a god amongst men.

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I heard rumors that there's a review of the Rogak P18 in Soldier of Fortune that ends with a picture of someone throwing the gun in frustration. I'll have to dig through and look.

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Last bump before bed. Honestly thought there'd be more interest.

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>Honestly thought there'd be more interest.

Jow Forums is too busy with 'blocks your path', Boss Hogg, and Youtube meltdown to care about a mega OC dump.

>that pic on the lower right

"inflate to 32 psi"

My dad got these magazines. I loved wasting hours over the gear pages when I was like 7. The days, man.

Post this tomorrow night and I’ll be able to show more interest nigga. I can’t download all of this and show it the attention it deserves right now

OP is actually not a faggot for once

This is a really cool collection. Snapshot of an era.

>SoF scanned
THANK YOU SO MUCH
MY DAD TOSSED MOST OF HIS EARLY ISSUES

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Damn fine job

>pastebin.com/hri1TxLJ
Dude I'd blow you if I was gay! Thx!

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today op was not a faggot

Mid 80s Don Johnson was the most handsome person to ever live.

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First issue, I am not disappointed.

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Holy fuck, I've been trying to find that Arnold interview regarding the Terminator forever.

Thank you based OP!

ya did good op

holy SHIT

batfags BTFO

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Saved

Bumpity - Bump.

>if I was gay!
It's OK to be yourself, you're among friends here

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Great stuff

Some excellent content OP.

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Make torrent you cunt

Yes Plz we cant lose this to some copywrite law bs

First volume, pg 21
>To take Mocambique would take at least 4,000 mercs over a six month period. Of course, should ex-Green Berets be available in say half that quantity, then we could take it in three months.

Was he right bros? Would it have been that easy in 1974-75?

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see

Not working. How big is the file?

I fucked it up, let me try again.

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2.98 GiB

I noticed those rhodesia dudes dont wear shoes, whats up with that, Trench foot?

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seed that shit nigga!

Just jumped on trying to DL and will seed, but doesn't seem to be connecting/downloading.

Great work op. Now put them all on mega.nz and make shit 100x easier for us.

Unless that dude is trying to catch our IPs and try to scan our pc's...
>irony

seed that like it was your anus at the love motel with Tyron last weekend!

Your torrent aint workin!

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>LEMME SEE YOOR WOORFACE
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR

I miss SOF magazine.

I'm seeding it, don't know why it's not working.

Holy fuck.

This one is working now, I'm seeding it as fast as I can.

You are a god among men. I will have to try tomorrow if I can as not home. Are you the same dude as the OP of this bread?

>Are you the same dude as the OP of this bread?
Nope, I just wanted to it easier to download.

I-i think i l-love (You)

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Shut up faggot

Delete this

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>1970's SOF
OP, you are my hero today, plz do not an hero

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Thank you very much OP, my father used to read these and will be very pleased to see them again.

I am the league of shadows....
I came here to fill RAS AL GHUL’S DESTINY!

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Its kinda crazy that there were mercenary "for hire" ads in these things.

Op a god

OP, I am forever in your debt.
Today was a glorious day.

...

OP ,youre a prince, Thank you. I like these and my older brother is going to go gaga over them!

This settles it, Jow Forums has always existed, this Tibetan shadowpuppet website sub-forum is just its latest earthly form.

>going gaga
I see that faggotry runs deep in your faggot family, you fucking faggot

I honestly believe that if the internet had dropped 20 years earlier we'd be in much better shape as a nation.

They propably wanted to avoid leaving footprints. The smugglers on the US-Mexico border do that a lot from what i hear.

This is wonderful. Best thread in a while. Thank you!

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pic related

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Can we add this to the Do/k/ument?

Many thanks mate

Dokument is more about building things

>very first nuggetfest

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>Do/k/ument
Say the what now? Where?
>newfag

Its working, I'll seed it for at least a week because I'm going out of town and will leave my laptop running.

Thank you so much for this OP

Awesome work dude, thank you. I browsed SoF all the god damn time as a kid in the 90s - the 70s and and 80s issues are even better though.

I love OP

Holy shit, my body really wasn't ready. Thanks, OP.

>tfw you'll never be a merc in 70s-80s Africa
Feels bad, man.

It's a huge collection of books and infopics on how to build guns and other things that make loud noises.