"So user, I think we may need to talk about all the guns... You have a child now so you should reconsider your hobby"

This.

Hey you dumb broad, am I supposed to protect my child with your hairspray?

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>giving your son a BB gun
>not starting with a real caliber like .308 so that he doesn't grow up like he has a vagina
>even if he actually has a vagina
>not making sure your son knows how to field-strip an AK before he learns all sorts of useless shit like speech
>not pushing a 1911 up your pregnant wife's cunt to educate your son on trigger discipline so that he doesn't embarrass you in front of the entire Jow Forums

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Tfw you have two kids with your Jow Forums girlfriend and she's totally cool with it all. She doesn't care that I spend 100% of our disposable income on guns and ammo so long as she can stay at home with the kids.

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>2 kids with girlfriend
Whats keeping you from getting married?
>Scared of Commitment
Why the fuck did you breed with her jackass? At least have a shotgun wedding

Sounds like the mating call of the american cuck, or in uppity fancy fag speak; domesticus faggiosis americanus

Jokes aside, anyone who spergs out over such a simple thing as getting a safe or trigger locks when you rear children with your spouse is retarded. Also, your wife in this case, who is now requesting that you get rid of them, must have been formerly okay with you owning them. Offering to compromise can go one of two ways.
>she agrees, begrudgingly or not that thats an okay solution instead of just tossing them out. Life goes on. Only an actual retard would think safes or locks would be insufficiant for safety and would prefer you get rid of it for the sole purpose of child safety.
>alternatively, she never liked you having guns and she just wanted to have an excuse for you to get rid of them. Offering to use safes or locks will trigger a heated argument. She will have to leave, or learn to live with it, which contrary to what most people think actually happens.
Either way, you keep your funs. A girl who would leave you over something so small was not worth keeping. And if she stays youll be fine. People have made bipartisan marriages work just fine.

Fuck you, there is nothing in his situation that will be improved by marriage. Nothing.

I ain’t gettin’ married until I know it’s a chick that i’ll Never hear this from.

But should this happen, the proper answer is “no. Absolutely not. I will compromise on many things but this will not stand.”

If they can't field-strip a rifle by age ten, they were born into the wrong family.

Tax benefits, makes it harder to leave. The fact you have children means that you plan to stay forever right? Why dont you just put a ring on her finger man?

Some places have (((common law marriage))) which is 100% identical in the eyes of the law

Every male above age 18
clearly stated in militia act.
Women don't count

with a lighter
>werf the flammen

also, is that a S&W sigma?
It's like the most common gun in police lockups

Women aren’t people.

So no joke I’m having a son soon and safe shopping now.

>child out of wedlock

degenerate

Czechm8

get off my board nogunz fag

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I am a firm believer that once you have kids, you should marry whoever you had kids with. You cant throw a stone these days without hitting a guy with 6 babymamas. Its honestly the reason this country is going shitty. Its really about the kids man. Imagine growing up knowing that if he wanted to, your dad could shake the dust off his feet and leave your family for good? Marriage really changes the way you think. Your mind gets really locked down for good with the person youre with. No argument you have justifies the headache of divorce also, which as bad as that might seem is pretty good because it gives you time to cool off. A friend of mine grew up with his moms boyfriend as his father figure for all his life, and then one day, some stupid small arguement, and whoosh, all gone. He was devastated. Also, marriage counciling is a thing too. Even a brief glance of statistics shows that marriage relationships last longer than otherwise

SHALL.

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she gets the I don't have a husband check from the Government every month!! Hee Hee Honey, buy whatever you want. I got the food bill covered and half the rent! Ooh Ok Babe, Ill get some more ammo just in case them socialist come wanttin our stuff!

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I fully support gaming the system that's fucking you for whatever cent you can get back and anyone that doesn't is a useful idiot.

>be me
>all my cousins
>all of them
>all of their children were born out of wedlock
>all of them
>some were even planned
>an entire generation of bastards
>they have the dumbest most convoluted names a white person could have without BLM burning a mid sized city down
>my 90 year old grandmothers face when

>I'm also the only one not covered in trashy tattoos

I hope your family lives on for millennia, user.

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Might be an SDVE9

Negligible tax benefits, and makes it harder for HIM to leave. If -SHE- leaves, he gets hit a lot fucking harder.

Why do so many guys willingly get so pussywhipped over guns?

Me, my roommate, and one of my buddies went shootan today. We came home, had our guns out on the table. My other roommate had just gotten home and brought her boyfriend. Her boyfriend seemed interested and she glared at him and left. Later in the evening he came up to me and asked to see our guns in the other room, and we happily obliged and showed him our ARs, my roommates AK, etc. He was so nervous and acting like it was bad, but was clearly into it. I offered to take him shooting some time and he was all like "oh no if gf found out she'd be so mad, please don't tell her you showed me your guns." I told him the offers always open and he can come with me any time.

I've also overheard my gril roommate say stuff in the other room like, "oh I'm not worried about a break in or people doing shit here, Anon1 and Anon2 have guns." Yet she still hates them.

Why do women and men do this shit to each other? Why are so many women just so scared and intolerant of guns?

user. Let me tell you a story. I was in your shoes before. Don't think she won't leave. She can and she will. I have 3 kids and didn't marry. Similar situation as you. Bitch ran off and married a literal who. Long story short I'm doing good again with someone who respects me now and I plan on marrying her.
Get.Fucking.Married.

You're rustling my jimmies, you won't like me with rustled jimmies

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>marriage will stop a bitch from leaving
>secretly, marriage is just a contract that says you will give the bitch half of all your stuff if she leaves
Nigga, you dumb

I'm sorry user

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Not if it's mutual. A real marriage with real emotions.

Low pony tails get yanked to shit by muffs, user. it leaves hair loose over your ears.

>you cant have "real emotions" without marraige
The future is now, old man. Boomers get out.

Does this mean a girl can select her intelligence for the day by selecting her ponytail position? If this is true this would mean some girls wake up every day and decide to be stupid.

user dont allow yourself to be decieved by the vagina jew so easily

17, actually.

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I see your cousins being that way and raise you my 3 sisters + brother being that way and also being drug addicts

>tfw my mum was that way as well
>we all have different fathers
>she still wonders why they all turned out to be subhuman trash who have spent more of their life in prison than out of it
>she currently has 2 beta orbiters that do shit for her, cover for her at work, come build shit for her around the house, pay for her shit, pick the kids up when they need a ride etc

women are unironically cancer

>Suspend her credit card I gave her.

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nah, my friends gf has the middle one because shes Jow Forums as fuck and thats the best syle for working out

>Suspend her credit card I gave her.
>Actually giving her one willy nilly
Jow Forumsommando...

Actually, i take that back. She'd end up using your funz money for her shit. please forgive me.

>Why do women and men do this shit to each other?
>he doesn't know about shit-tests

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