At the shooting range

>at the shooting range
>"hey faggot wanna play strip plinker?"
wat do?

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>no need to play, let’s just jump into bed

>dat grip

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>the way she jerks the gun down just before she pulls the trigger
I wish my girlfriend was retarded :(

k

*unzips dick*

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Save myself the embarrassment of being a terrible pistol shooter and just immediately get to the embarrassment of showing my average size dick.

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bang

what i think you should do is go outside.

How do you get chicks to stop doing this? My wife totally jerks her bersa thunder down like a foot at 7 yards...

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u can start by having her sit on the other side so we can see her legs

Dryfire drills, especially the dime/washer drill.

Balance a dime or similarly light disc on the barrel. Train until she can reliably squeeze the trigger without it falling off.

Laser trainer snap caps are great for this too. And not just for your girlfriend. Your cat will like them too.

>forgets to actually use laser bullet
"here kitty kitty kitty.."

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have her practice with a gun with less recoil. 22lr or whatever until she unlearns the negative behavior you imparted on her by starting with too much gun

>"yes"
>turn to look to see who I'm talking to

>too much gun

This only applies to the untermensch

why did no one ever tell me about this training before?

Dummy rounds. Load a mag for her insert dummy rounds randomly and get her to empty the mag. It makes snatching very obvious and will help train her our of it.

Women are the untermensch .

Is her left hand even touching anything?

>im a big boy who can use big bullit!!! look how tuff I am mom!!!

she is like 12 in that pic, pedos

It's all part of my 400 step pistol shooting course

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She's a nogunz. It doesn't really matter.

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>she is like 12 in that pic
Yes and?

I've never played before. What kind of game is it? What are the rules?

>instantly dumps my mag

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>dressing like that at the range
B E G O N E T H O T

she might be a no guns, but she won't be a no dick, if you catch my meaning.

No, jail bait. Don't bother me.

What happened to your dick that would allow you to unzip it?

Your point?

???

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>chick lean

>"ok"
>*plink*
>"Tehehe take off your shirt user."
>"Ok. My turn, give me the gun."
>*point gun at her* "strip."
>"w-what?"
>*cock hammer* "I said strip."
>"now put on this horse mask and call me Big Iron."

An important lesson was learned that day.

>An important lesson was learned that day.

I lolled.

>big iron
heh

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>gwg shooting a USP Expert
>muh DICK

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>chick lean
>that grip
>craning neck
I'd play

What is she, 15? No fucking way, I'm not going to jail for that shit.

wtf I love girls now

...

>half chan
>no red text

gays get out

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Reddit homosexual stay away!

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