Alright Jow Forums, I've been drafted into the Imperial Guard from my backwater agri-world. I've already been in my world's PDF, but I've heard the guard runs things a bit differently, what should I expect? Any good advice?
40/k/
Jason Carter
Levi Wright
your going to die, and your soul will be eaten by a chaos god. The corpse-emperor has been dead for millennia, the mechanicus are just pulling a weekend at bernie's.
Henry Reyes
Fuck off with this garbage. This is as un Jow Forums as faggy patch threads, writing threads and gearfag threads.
Die of terminal aids, please.
Gavin Ramirez
HERESY
Michael Lee
>get off my personal club reeeee
Nolan Peterson
Oh hey, it's FUCKING HERETICS
your standard mars pattern lasrifle, known lovingly as a "flashlight" by the Imperial Guardsmen protected by their machine spirits and the light of the Emperor of Mankind, is a recoilless manually aimed laser rifle with the power of a .50bmg rifle whose energy packs can be solar charged and used to thermally cook your field rations.
against orks and void demons it is effectively useless. Good luck. The Emperor protects.
Ryder Miller
>muh Secret Jow Forums REEEEEE
Fuck off already let people have some fun faggot.
Carson Kelly
Honestly, does it make you any feel better when you sperg out like that?
Hudson Perez
No u
Adrian Anderson
>t.Heretic
Aiden Ramirez
Go and stay go newfag.
Ryan Allen
>shit talking the ad mech
DOUBLE FUCKING HERETIC
Colton Collins
>.50 bmg
Not even close, autoguns which are just caseless rifles do the same on tabletop, and in rpg's are often outperformed by them. But the bonuses of lasguns are the rechargeable power cells, no recoil, and stupid reliability.
Jackson Ross
>hes totally alive guys! just trust us!
first stage of grief, emps is getting raped by slaanesh as we speak
William Adams
>>No matter what stupid awesome levels of heroics you do, there will always be a space marine to outshine you.
Ask me how I know
Jeremiah Turner
To die standing
Austin Scott
>against orks and void demons it is effectively useless
It's effectiveness is exactly Diddley.
But when you and everyone around you is aiming at the same target, that's a whole lot of Diddley.
Tyler Long
A very gruesome death, shoulda joined the tau
Dylan Campbell
Expect to die a horrible death.
Hope to die a quick death.
Try not to die.
Nolan Jackson
>actually seeing the mythical astartes
t. never served
Cameron Torres
If you're fast enough, you'll learn to duck right before the commissar tries to shoot you. It's an invaluable skill.
My unit doesn't have a problem with that, though.
Kevin Clark
>doesn’t appreciate that 40/k/ is one of the most operator games in existence
Fuck off with your gay shit. This is a 40/k/ thread heretic!
Jonathan Baker
Rip and tear until it is done.
Justin Jackson
anyone playing Vermintide? How is it
Noah Clark
Die for the Emperor, or die trying. But seriously, you're going to die. Horribly.