Watched Waco with step sister and Explained Ruby Ridge

Well at least you're honest.
Carry on my friend.
Also build a high velocity potato gun.
Neck that shit down.
My favorite went from 4 inch down to inch anda half. Make sure to use schedule 40 the whole way through, primer and heavy body glue. I've found that the battery powered ignition system is the way to go. Make sure to build a heat shield around the holes for the wires. I used Hot glue to fill the whole and the side of flat soup cans to shield it.

Whats some other shit i can build?
Preferably legal, don't want to lose my dog.

pipe shotguns

Dry ice bombs, flamethrowers, if you're fairly crafty and have decent wood working skills a trebuchet, if you wanna go full white trash build a still. Learn to master bushcraft and improvised shelter construction. This is all crap my friends and I did until we got real jobs and were actually able to afford guns and started fearing the alphabet agencies. Bush craft and all that is still practical. Sabot rounds shooting steel darts through old car doors is too much..........Or is it?
(Autistic scribbling intensifies)

Sugar rockets are pretty easy.
youtube.com/watch?v=12fR9neVnS8

This, but film it too

I don't want to lose my dog.

Buy her a puppy and teach her to machine FA sears

Ye olde staged rape to hammer home the importance of personal responsibility for ones safety.

Jk, i've done that meme too many times this week. Take her shooting and normalize the experience. Try to make it fun for her, frankly most people enjoy shooting like most people enjoy fireworks or play fighting/sparring. Shit's human instinct. Eventually broach the subject of her getting a gun for range use or perhaps SD. For the latter prewarming the oven by explaining personal experience that lead you to feel such a thing was necessary might be helpful, then she'll likely offer or you can ask if she's ever seen or been in situations where she felt unsafe and wished she had the ability to insure her own safety. Most people have unless they've lived extremely sheltered lives. watch out for the counter that antis like to knee jerk out that essentially amounts to "sure that was a sketchy situation but it didn't turn out bad in the end, you think i should've shot them off the bat anyways or something?"

Came here to say this, doing god's work user

Make sure it can launch coke bottles. The loud "THUMP" from a big piece of glass is awesome. It eon't break from the pressure (unless you use thin beer bottles, never shot one but it's way more thin).