Alright Jow Forums, it's your lucky day, you are offered $5 million on the condition that you can only have one of each the following:
a semi-auto rifle
a bolt/lever action rifle
a shotgun
a revolver
a semi-auto hand gun
a full auto firearm
Do you take the money? If so what are your choices and why?
Before I take the deal, can I sell / exchange each category for something different in the same category or are decisions final and once it breaks it breaks?
You will be given a grace period of 6 months after the funds are transferred into your account to makes sales/purchases.
You are also allowed to acquire spares at any time due to breakage or parts wearing out.
Ok. transfer all of my cool shit to my dad, acquire 5 mil, then transfer it back. You left a lot of holes here user.
All slav guns
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>Do you take the money
In a heartbeat
>a semi-auto rifle
LWRC REPR 20" barrel
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Bighorn Armory Model 89 in 500 S&W
>a shotgun
Benelli M3 w/ extended tube
>a revolver
Colt Python w/ 4" barrel
>a semi-auto hand gun
IDK, probably a P226, or a USP
>a full auto firearm
FA version of LMT CQBPS in 5.56
I would but I would advise very few people to do the same simply because I am a bit of a minimalist
Nah, man. the idea is that part of getting the $5 million is you get a 6 month grace period to make your sales/acquisitions and at the end you have to be down to the list and that is all you can own going forward. Just a fun mental exercise, no needs to try and rules lawyer here.
In that case I wouldn't take the money. 5 mil is a surprisingly small amount and i'm a born collector.
Can I trade the semi autos for more manual actions?
>semi auto rifle
Shit... Good question. The cheap stuff is what works the best. Probably a gucci AK
>bolt action/lever action
Bolt... Maybe the Sako TRG 42 in .338LM and lever action 1873 Winchester
>shotgun
Benelli M4 or Mossberg 590a1
>semi auto handgun
Beretta 92fs with rail
>revolver
Manhurin MR73
My list
>Semi-Auto rifle
L1A1
>bolty boi
Finnish mosin nagant with PU sight milling
>shotgun
Winchester model 97
>Revolver
Webley mk. Iv or m1917
>pistol
Polished steel TT33 with engraving
>Full Auto
Pkm, or maybe an m2 for shits and giggles
>5 mil is a surprisingly small amount
I dunno, using the "safe" retirement number of 3% of account value as yearly income that'd give you a guaranteed $150k every year for life with some smart/safe investing. I'd take the deal.
Semi Auto
>early Colt and Armalite stamped AR15
Bolt Action
>Serial Number 1 M1903 Springfield
Lever Action
>1st year of production Winchester 1886
Shotgun
>Winchester 1897 Trench or a SPAS 12
Revolver
>1st year of production Colt Single Action Army
Semi Auto handgun
>Ingles Hi-Power
Full Auto
>an M2 or an M60
kill yourself shill rat
So I really love semi auto pistols and don’t really care about the rest much. So I’d much rather have all the rest traded for more pistols.
and exactly why am I a shill? It's just a fun hypothetical, chill the fuck out man.
I would have to take the money...
I would pare down to
Ar15
My grandfather's winchester 1894 30-30
This is a hard one. Some super nice over under.
This is the other hard one. Maybe a rhino.
Walther p99 m1 with the long slide or a pps
Either mp9 or an beretta 93fs.
>Do you take the money?
Absolutely
>a semi-auto rifle
Gucci AR
>a bolt/lever action rifle
APA Paragon
>a shotgun
KSG
>a revolver
Mateba
>a semi-auto hand gun
VP9 maybe?
>a full auto firearm
P90
>a semi-auto rifle
A good .300blk pistol. And then I can put a 5.56 upper on it too because the upper isn't the firearm.
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Marlin 1895G for fun and hunting/outdoors.
>a shotgun
Mossberg 500 Field/Security combo because I can hunt, shoot trap, or secure home with it.
>a revolver
A good .357 magnum SAA clone because it's fun.
>a semi-auto hand gun
Kahr PM9 or other sub-compact single stack 9mm because I still need to carry something and this can be carried all year in almost any clothes.
>a full auto firearm
A good AK-47.
And then I pocket the rest of the $5 mil.
SAR-1
Carcano
stevens 520A
S&W victory
S&W m39-2
Vladas m1992
Yes
Semi Rifle:
> FN FAL (DONT FORGET RHODESIA)
Bolt:
> Kar 98 with traditional bayonet
Shot:
> 1897 Trench gun w/ heat shield and bayonet
Wheelie:
> SW 357 snub nose with speed loader for perfect zaps
Semi Handie:
> Automag. Fuck you
Auto Rifle:
> DP28. The motherland awaits me
Here goes:
>semi auto rifle
Colt SP1
>bolt/lever action
Winchester Model 1895 in 30-06 or 7.62x54r
>shotgun
Ithaca 37
>Revolver
Manurhin MR-73
>Semi-auto handgun
Lionheart LH9CN
>Full auto firearm
FBI issue 10mm MP5
Colt Sporter
Marlin 336
Rem 1100
Ruger Redhawk
S&W 5906
Thompson gun, the military variant.
>a semi-auto rifle
Walther WA2000
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Winchester M1895 in 7.62x54r
>a shotgun
Benelli M4
>a revolver
Mateba Unica 6
>a semi-auto hand gun
SIG P210
>a full auto firearm
MG-42
If money was no object, these would probably be all the guns I would choose.
For 5 million one could just get specially made firearms for him along with the spare parts. So i will just talk about calibers.
.308 semi auto bullup rifle, 50 bmg bolt action, semi auto shotgun with high capacity and a drum magazine. .357 magnum revolver, a handmade 5.7 hand gun.
Full auto chambered in 7.62x25 tokarev
sure
I can always borrow guns from a friend and I dont have 5 million.
It wouldnt matter really what these weapons are, since theyre all useful but the really useful weapons aren't on the list, stuff like emp guns and explosives
>semi-auto rifle
an ar15 with different parts than my M16 so i can have greater versatility
>bolt/lever action rifle
PGM Hecat 2,
sniper rifles fit in this category
>shotgun
winchester 94
>revolver
the reglementary french model 1892
>semi auto handgun
Glock 17 gen4
>full auto firearm
M16A4
>Semi Auto Rifle
Scar 17
>Bolt Action
Steyr Scout 22"
>Shotgun
Ithaca 37
>Revolver
Mateba Auto
>Semi Auto Handgun
Bren Ten SF
>FA Firearm
FN M4
>MGA Mk48
>Naval Four Inch 120MM test bed
>USAS-12
>Milkor MGL
>Sp5k
>HK Sear
I like you
Yes.
Garand
SMLE
SPAS12
One of Colt classics
Beretta 92f
AK74
I like either their aesthetics, backstory and performance.
You can do this with a minimum wage paychech.
>Do you take the money
Yes
>a semi-auto rifle
AR-10 set up like a M110 SASS
>a bolt/lever action rifle
M24
>a shotgun
M4
>a revolver
Colt Python w/ 4" barrel
>a semi-auto hand gun
M&P 2.0 Shield 9mm
>a full auto firearm
M249 Baby
Safe but unable to properly pursue your hobby
Semi auto rifle
Hk91
Bolt action
Mk4 no1 lee enfeild
Shotgat
Ithica featherlight
Revolver
Meteba unica 357 autorevolver
Semi auto pistol
Cz75 short rail
Full fun
Akm
Good taste
Oops, not you. Meant that for
>High end AR15, bells and whistles
>Desert tech srs with all the caliber change kits
>Bennelli M4
>Colt Python?
Not a revolver guy, I'd do some research on this
>FNX 45 Tactical
>FN P90
>suppressors, lights optics, mags, holsters, slings etc etc for everything
Buy a large plot of land, get house built on it with micro hydro power etc. Establish a gun trust with some pro gun friends. Maybe build home sites for them on other edges of property. Donate 1/2 million $$ for the trusts acquisition fund. Still enjoy other firearms with my friends without actually owning anything outside of my 5. Enjoy the good life shooting guns and being free in my own little kingdom, throw bonfire parties and shit. I'd buy a few nice guitars and amps, maybe a 60s Mustang just because I think they look classy for my going out in town car. Keep my Jeep in good condition for running around the property.
Yeah I'd do it.
Mostly same but bighorn .460, MR93, EDC X9 and an MP5 lower.
I absolutely love guns, but they aren't my only hobby by far and only being able to OWN 6 guns wouldn't hinder that hobby at all because collecting is only one aspect of it. Hell OPs guidelines would allow one to play damn near any gun game around, hunt and CC while living comfortably in their own property. Hell I could keep an M79 in an LS swapped '68 C10 with a KTM in back that I would use to drive to my remote Alaskan campsite which is secured by a fence made of laptops I stopped using when the battery died, scotch bottles, broken arrows gun equipment
>a semi-auto rifle
Barrett M107A1
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Winchester 1895 .30-06
>a shotgun
Holland and Holland Sporting overunder
>a revolver
Smith and Wesson R8
>a semi-auto hand gun
Wilson Combat: The Protector .45
>a full auto firearm
MP5SD
>Bonus Round
Recreational McNuke®
l1a1 slr
k31
Saiga 12
MR73
Walther PPS
Daewoo K2
Then, I use the money to hire a rules lawyer and get more guns. :^)
>semi auto rifle
Remington Model 8 in .35 Remington
>bolt/lever gun
Late 1890s Winchester 1892 in .38-40
>shotgun
Winchester 1912 trench gun
>revolver
S&W Model 27
>semi auto pistol
Mateba Sei Unica in .357 Mag
>full auto
AKS-74
No, I'd rather make the money myself which isn't that out of the realm of possibility
One of the top 5 reasons for me making money is so I can buy as many funs as I want, why would I accept this deal?
Yes, get an FG42 in 8 kurz, anything else is not important.
>semi auto rifle
original pre ban valmet in 7.62, with milled receiver.
>bolt action rifle
original M39 sniper, if not then an M28/76
>shotgun
winchester 1897 original trench gun with shotgun shells.
>revolver
colt python
>semi auto handgun
artillery luger with original stock and drum magazine (which I would then precede to use as my conceal carry)
>full auto fierarm
either an FG-42, or an M2 browning for the fuck of it.
Yes, Easy yes.
>a semi-auto rifle
Henry AR-7 .22lr (everything else on the list will make small critters explode)
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Marlin in 45-70 govt (gotta protect the homestead)
>a shotgun
SPAS 12 (love that folding)
>a revolver
.357 mag snubby, too many to choose from, maybe the feather light ones?
>a semi-auto hand gun
Hi-point 45 acp (cause fuck you and lifetime warranty)
>a full auto firearm
P90 (see pic)
My turn
>take the money?
no shit i do
>semi auto rifle
ex-police Colt R-6000 (SP-1) with the finish well worn
>bolt/lever gun
Russian contract Winchester 95 (7.62x54r) with bayonet
>shotgun
Winchester Model 520-30 Trench Gun OR Ithaca Model 37 trench gun
>revolver
.44 magnum Mateba Sei Unica 6"
>semi handgun
color case hardened CZ 75 with black walnut burl grips
>Bullet hose
soviet DPM OR PKM
Use the fortune to buy a ranch in Montana and live in a barn with my horse, goats, 2 cows, and have a dozen chickens in outside hen house. invest some of the money into gold, and live there for the rest of my days shitposting on this rarted website.
here
Wanna be neighbors? Split the cost for A direct line internet run? I'll raise some turkey and pigs to help mix up the jerky meats.
>Semi-Auto
RSC17, the 1918 variant
>Bolt Gun
American Mosin Nagant (they exist, Russian Contract to remington, I think)
>shotgun
A sweet Gucci side by side double barrel
>revolver
A Colt Revolver confirmed to have seen action in the Civil War
>Semi Auto Handgun
AK Pistol, it fucking counts
>Machine Gun
Two motherfucking Words
Lewis
Gun
yeah man, sounds fun as hell
Sweet. I dont see any issues.
>Semi-Auto Rifle
Gewehr 43
>Lever Action Rifle
Original Winchester Model 1892 in .44-40
>Shotgun
Original Winchester Model 1897
>Revolver
Original Colt Walker
>Semi-Auto Handgun
MP-443 Grach
>Full Auto Firearm
PKP Pecheneg
Sweet Jesus, I'm taking the money.
>a semi-auto rifle
I'd prefer to swap this for a lever action, in which case an 1886 Winchester in .45-70. If I can't, Garand.
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Winchester Model 70 Extreme Weather in .30-06.
>a shotgun
Browning BPS
>a revolver
Colt SAA in .45LC, 7 1/2" barrel
>a semi-auto hand gun
FK BRNO
>a full auto firearm
M16a1
I'll never get to build the gun collection of my dreams, but I'll get to hunt and travel as much as I want.
>semi
One of those dumb rifle grip ar15s, love em
>bolt
delisle carbine
>shotgun
duck cannon, or whatever they're fucking called
>revolver
mateba
>semi auto handgun
second mateba
>full retard
floppy slotter
preban HK91
Pre-63 Win 94
590a1
Colt SAA
HK USP9
MP7 full auto
>Semi-auto rifle
SCAR 17 since I can use it for hunting
>Bolt/Lever gun
Original Winchester 95 in 30-30
>Shotgun
Winchester 97 or Spas 12
>Revolver
Colt Python or Peacemaker
>Semi-auto handgun
USP 45 tactical or CZ 75
>Full-Auto
Colt M16A2
And that is my basic bitch list. I am a simple man.
Wouldn't make such a deal but if I had to:
>a semi-auto rifle
LMT MWS in 308
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Marlin guide gun in .45-70
>a shotgun
Beretta 1301 comp
>a revolver
Ruger super Redhawk 454 casull
>a semi-auto hand gun
Glock 26
>a full auto firearm
M2A1 50 cal
>L1A1
>Do you take the money?
Yes.
>If so what are your choices and why?
>a semi-auto rifle
HK91. I fell for the 'Upotte!!' memes hard. Please don't tell anyone how I live my life.
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Blaser R93 Tactical 2. It has 3 barrels; .308 Win, .300 Win mag, and .338 Lap mag. Blaser quality is hard to beat, my only gripe is it's push feed not controlled feed, which is really minor. Close second is the PGM Hecate 2, which gives me a raging boner but is much less versatile.
>a shotgun
Mossberg 590A1. Pump shotguns please me. Not a pre-Cerberus 870 because the Remington loading gate bit me once. Close second is the Winchester 1897, but deep cleaning that bitch is insane due to Browning's love of tiny parts.
>a revolver
Do I have to obtain the ammo myself, jumping through legal hoops as necessary? If not, a Stechkin OЦ-38 silent revolver. If so, Mateba 6 Unica in .454 casull with a 6" barrel. Both for the memes and their respective niche applications.
>a semi-auto hand gun
CZ 75 P-01. It is, in my opinion, the best all purpose pistol. Sorry Glock 19, no need to feel jealous or insecure.
>a full auto firearm
SCAR-L with a 6.5 grendel conversion, 18" barrel, and SOAR aluminium lower. I refuse to justify this, if you don't get it then get out of my face. Close second is the G3A3 but I'm just not autistic enough.
I'll be sad not to have a .22 pistol and that my HK is only semi auto, but I will have money to wipe away my tears.
I would definitely trade my revolver for another semi auto pistol if I could. Colt Woodsman Target.
You are distinguished men of culture and refinement.
You're honestly kind of weird but still really cool.
Surprised to see so many spicy meatballs, but I guess they are pretty damn neato.
>a semi-auto rifle
Barrett M82A1
>a bolt/lever action rifle
De Lisle carbine
>a shotgun
Model 1897 or Mossberg 590A1
>a revolver
S&W 627/327
>a semi-auto hand gun
Glock 19 Gen4
>a full auto firearm
H&K MP5SD
>a semi-auto rifle
FAL or a Galil
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Kar 98
>a shotgun
M1987
>a revolver
Unica
>a semi-auto hand gun
Hi Power
>a full auto firearm
MG42 or MP5SD
>Do you take the money?
Hell yeah
>a semi-auto rifle
top of the line AR in 6.5 Grendel set up as a DMR
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Big Horn Armory Model 89 for shooting big scary things
>a shotgun
Fabarm in 12 gauge
>a revolver
Janz revolver. Like having a whole bunch of other revolvers in one gun.
>a semi-auto hand gun
a CZ with the works from CZ Custom or Cajun Gun Works
>a full auto firearm
KAC Stoner LMG with a thermal camera
or suppressed MP5 with all the tactical bells and whistles
I like the cut of your jib, user.
I'd take the money godammit.
FN FAL
L96A1
Remington 870
Taurus Model 617 chambered in .357
FN Five-seven
MG3 (because fuck you)
>a semi-auto rifle
FN FAL
>a bolt/lever action rifle
Macmillan TAC 50
>a shotgun
Benelli M1014
>a revolver
.44 python
>a semi-auto hand gun
HK MK 23
>a full auto firearm
M134
>a semi-auto rifle
FN FAL
>a bolt/lever action rifle
SAKO 85 Bavarian in .308
>a shotgun
Beretta DT11 L
>a revolver
Manhurin MR73
>a semi-auto hand gun
Trade for a Henry in 45-70
If I can’t then a Beretta 92FS
>a full auto firearm
Ma Deuce in Ma Back Yard
Oh fuck yes
>Bighorn Armory
My niggas
Hell yeah because I can get handgun
>T.Bong