Look at that smug face

Are you asking if I own a gun because of the time someone broke in and stole my TV?

Nothing.

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I like variety.

Never had that asked before but I'm a good sold 6"x4"

Is Me. America compensating

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My wife said she’s coo with my wiener size. Thank you very much.

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>No, I own guns because I enjoy target shooting.
>I collect classic cars to compensate for what's downstairs. I'll show you.

>grabbers face when I say I'm post op trans and start to cry and make a huge scene. By standers film this bigoted trash and post to reddit. After it goes viral and im famous and invited onto Ellen's show I come out as progun as Jow Forums can be and maybe throw a little Jow Forums in for good measure. And watch with glee as both Ellen and the studio audience vomit and cry bloody murder because no one bothered to do any research into who I am or what happened in the video.
>then I drop the FOAB
>I'm as straight as a whistle with dick intact, now throbbing from the excitement

Why do liberals always have dick on the brain?

Because they're obsessed with cock.

Yes. Every morning in the shower I am reminded that my penis is too short to reliably kill a man at fifty yards. That is why I need a gun.

Kek

>my penis is too short to reliably kill a man at fifty yards
Not for lack of trying

Yes
Downstairs being the entrance to my home, and what's lacking being a security guard.

Eat more pineapple

i wish someone was interested in the dimensions of my dick

Have you met Jow Forums? Organize a meet up

Only correct response is to rape them at gunpoint.

>tfw 6 inches and just above average
Anything bigger is painful for butt stuff, but you're not a homophobe Mr. Gungrabber?

>rape

Not with that penis you're not

>(scene: workplace)
>Are you sexually harassing me?

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No, my small penis has nothing to do with my gun collection. Is your trouser monster also horizontally challenged so you try to see if others share your physic's flaws?

yeah I'm crippled you dumb cunt

Don't say anything to grabber. Go to lawyer then to hr then to court then to gunstore to amass an arsenal paid for by your employer.

t. I don’t know how the law works

It seems that you're the one with cocks constantly on your mind, seeing that the two things are completely unrelated.

Because you have low self-esteem. Or maybe you've got a pencil dick.

>Are you sexually harassing me?
Only women can get away with that. It has no teeth coming from a man.

Y-yes, I don't own nearly enough guns downstairs.

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>good sold 6"x4"

>"You got a problem with my tiny peepee?"

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>Lacking downstairs

Krillin would own a gun definitely for that reason.

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But he fucked and impregnated the best girl in the series and a good father unlike literally most of the other Z fighters. He's the biggest Chad of the Z fighters, barring Piccolo, even though he's a manlet.

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>He's the biggest Chad of the Z fighters

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>When someone says you own a gun because your cock is small but you tell them you're a gay crossdresser anyways

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>"maybe, my penis is only six inches so it's definitely not big enough to satisfy that huge cave of yours where the bad dragon resides"

What's wrong with bad dragon?

>tfw you let cell absorb 18 and doom the planet but it's ok because there's no way you'll repeat the same mistake later

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Yes, i relly need to stock more supplies in my basement, aside from levelling up my backyard barricades

Actually it was Vegeta's failure of a son that allowed Cell to absorb Android 18 and destroyed the world after he wanted to fight the stronger version of Cell.

Am binge watching it all, had that episode today, Vegeta blasted future-Trunks out of the sky because we wuz prince of Sayans an sheit.

We're going to have an issue if you ain't got a stamp for these.

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You're not a good cross dresser if they can still tell you got a wiener

Well, I tell them I'm a boy first, of course.

send pics dressed as trap

I second this

I third this

My gf (m) loves guns and the only thing she's compensating for is windage and drop

Ask ur mum lmao

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You're measuring from your ass

Alot you faggot

...

As an Asian I find your comment racist

The group has spoken. Send pics

>t. Don't know what civil courts arrr

I'm 6"x6", but it's okay because I'm also a bottom.

Yes, unfortunately my dick lacks the ability to throw lead at supersonic speeds.

poor bastard

lmao little manlet dick

"Did you say that because of what's lacking upstairs?"

>tfw gook so can play the race card on unsuspecting liberals

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That's quitter talk

Thats what the piercings are for

>"Do you own a gun to make up for what's lacking downstairs?"

Lets find out.

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No I own a gun because you think you know what I have in my downstairs, it's none of your business what I got down there. If you think you know what I got down there then you're probably thinking about stealing it.

>His work does not have 24/7 audio and video coverage.
Must be a paradise without the bullshit.

Look at this faggot and laff. He doesn't shoot fuddy five.

Men used to dress like ladies during the weekend anyways, can't be a "lady" 24/7.

No, I use it to protect my large package from Dr.Wong and jealous dicklet

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Do manlets have shorter dicks naturally relative to their size or average "normal" size?

A-asking for a friend.

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I'll admit it my clit is pretty small

Post lasagana

are you asking if manlets have genetically shorter dicks on average due to their size? i think there's a small correlation, but for the most part most people have a dick size of 5 inches to 6 inches.

if you're shorter and you have a 5 inch cock your cock will probably look bigger on you than it would on a 6' 2" guy

but really none of this matters anyway since women can't measure by eye at all, just don't let her around your fully semiautomatic assault penis with a ruler

>his penis can't reliably kill a man at fifty yards
Get your self some Super Male Vitality, son.

>Women can't measure by eye at all
Spotted the virgin dicklet manlet

>not taking the onion pill
Serves you right

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>"Do you criticise my sexual performance to make up for a lack of a real argument?"

>tfw no hung bf

ask your mother, been using her like a holster for weeks

Okay, dicklet

>"Yep, my dick is tiny so my rifles make up for it, what do you use to compensate?"

It's true. I have a diminutive, miniscule penis, and when the civil war ends and I stand with the other gun owners on a pile bodies with massive meatsticks hanging limp from distended abdomens, their once throbbing veins now oxidized and dry, I will still have a tiny, embarrassingly small penis.

Why else would I own two 6" .357s?

this. lol