What kind of gun do you think he would own?

so cum?

An air gun

a 1911

what gun would this strong young lad own?

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anyone who has an alter ego called 'the blue bear' is a rapist. i don't know what the fuck it is he rapes, or why he rapes it, but he is a rapist and he rapes fucking something out there. it might be goats. it could well be stray cats. it's likely children. but whatever it is, he's raping it and he's raping it probably right fucking now.

to answer the question op, the gun he has is whatever fits in his fucking mouth, about to put us out of the little bit of collective misery that his very existence inflicts upon this world.

based

CZ75 like all faggots

what ever generic semi auto pistol shadow used in that one game

Can this guy even legaily buy a gun?

yes

Top kek. Screenshotted

What a fag

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topkek
I used to have blue teddy bear plush as a young kid, was I a rapist at like 5?

he would have one of those derringers for women and children
he would have a mosin w/ sonichu on it

ha

obviously.

>5'6

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taurus curve

>had to look it up

you nailed it

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>the low test starter-pack

>Curve
>not spectrum
C'mon user.

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Shit, I forget there are people who don't know who Dobson is

that's the best part

Fuck this is too perfect

Hey, don't let that ego get too inflated.

Op's pic told us all we need to know about how much of a soyboy he is

actually i kind of like it. could be a backup or deep concealment gun

No user, you don't understand, the OP pic actually makes him look leagues better than the real story, he isn't your average soyboy, he's something far lesser.

really?
do tell

Yes, give us more on this Dobson

>they don't know Dobson the "inflation porn artist"
save yourselves

He is clearly a pedophile. Look at his shirt

We're on Jow Forums. Salvation is far beyond our grasp now.

Hello newfags.

Isn't he the guy who made a comic about not wanting a venue guy to take his picture but the guy did anyway and it turns out Dobson is actually a fat fedora wearing man child

Nah b, the pump action AR in the trailer/intro

>dislikes bugs

weird cuz he is one

He is the epitome of the modern soyboy webcomic artist, one of the few people /co/ universally agrees is a horrible person (these are the same kind of folk who will defend Chris Chan, if even ironically).
90% of his comics revolve around SJW shit, and we're talking hardcore "I drew this female drop kicking miss Galaxy in the face because fuck your standards of beauty" (not exaggerating, this is something he actually drew), constantly reveals just how butthurt he is about just about everything like when he drew a comic about going into a specifically labelled as closed "game" story asking for vidya and getting glares from DnD nerds as well as this comic which when called out on made a tweet saying he played Skyrim at 10 fps (he actually fucking does, and he modded his game to remove combat but still used console commands to kill a courier for "being a sexist piece of shit"), but that's just his comic stuff.
As a person? WEW FUCKING LAD! His twitter and deviant art and pretty much all his social media is nothing but mountains and mountains of crying about how much he hates everyone and how much of a victim he is, he constantly begs for sympathy but all he ever does when he doesn't is shit all over other people for anything ranging from political opinions to "fuck you and your criticism, you're not allowed to say anything bad about me." He's deleted accounts dozens of times because of "online harassment" only to come back a week later.

I know what I'm saying seems pretty standard shit, but trust me I'm just covering the most basic of the basic shit, this is a massive rabbit hole that has a scope almost as big as Chris Chan when you look into it, there's so much minor shit (like that one time Dobson implied he doesn't regularly shower or brush his teeth but tried to say it in an "all men do this... R-right?" way) but it would take a whole thread to go through.

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Tom_Preston

remember you were warned

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as someone pretty ingrained in the art community, I've never met another pro-gun artist. most are antigun liberal cucks.

There is probably something wrong with him. Cant live life normally and has to use alter ego to experience the alter's (normal) emotions vicariously. Autists like to use it. Different phobias too like social.

FA has a bizarre number of pro gun types.

I'm a celebrity photographer and i'm pro-guns. Most of the people i've worked with are pro-gun and anti-trans/LGBT shit, it's a media face. But then you have guys like Dobson who is a pretty good representation of what most artists are like. Who knows, maybe he's secretly pro gunz

>worked in the shop that screen-printed those shirts
I fuckin hate John Green and his shitty company

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>5'6"
>balding
>hairy
no wonder hes a cuck

>dislikes mayo

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Deep in yer bum

maybe it's the type of art community I'm in. it's primarily hentai and shit.

What the fuck is wrong with Taurus and how do we fix it?

>Those redguards have curved guns

A lot.

Anyone who knows their CWC Lore knows it's Pic Related.

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It was a pump action mp5 not an ar

Has his story hit the redemption arc yet?

He has a new sweetheart... but there's a twist... he's in a poly relationship with TWO sweethearts and [spoiler] i'm still single [/spoiler]

Pretty sure he was involuterally committed so no

p3at

Oh man. I should have listened.

That's because the memes are real but you just don't want to admit it. Someone post the greentext about how furries and the gun community are the same thing.

let the huehue's do their thing. at least they are making guns that arent just glock clones and ar-15s. who cares if they arent targeted towards your demographic. they are like a Brazilian keltec with actual funding coming from their revolver and 92 clone sales.
>disliking guns
ishygddt

>t.blue bear

Just how loose and cavernous is your rectum that you could fit that thing up there?

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>dislikes
>mayo
guess he owns a tiny little .380 pissy pistol

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you're unironically right

An inflation gun.

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Ayy

He probably bought a bersa thunder, a 380 that looks like a Walther/Bond gun.

Dobson is a fat fuck who needs to wear a wrist brace all day for his drawing cramps. He can't conceal much, he'd get a pocket pistol.

Maybe a Glock 42. He'd make a tweet later on about how good Glocks factory sights are

To add to this, Dobson isn't someone hated merely on /co/. I've discovered that almost every fucking board on Jow Forums has some reason or another to hate him; he's just the most abrasive person on the internet. Boards that normally fucking hate each other can all agree that Dobson is an absolute cunt.
Dobson is a man who is a huge Nintendo fanboy, but thinks the old DiC cartoons override what's canon about the actual games. His artstyle is blatantly a cheap copy of Ranma1/2, but he hates anime and blames it for his shitty art.
Dobson somehow managed to get himself ostracized from the inflation porn community.

>/a/ hates him because he talks shit about anime
>/co/ hates him because his comics are bad and his opinions about the industry in general are basic bitch SJW faggotry even by /co/ standards
>/v/ hates him for being a nintendrone who doesn't even have good taste in Nintendo's content
>/ic/ hates him because he's the walking embodiment of every bad artist that stagnated out of a refusal to listen to criticism instead of learning and improving his craft
>Jow Forums hates him because he's a macfag that thinks playing skyrim at 10 FPS is acceptable
>/u/ and /lgbt/ both hate him because of his exploitative fetishistic depictions of lesbian couples
>/d/ hates him because his inflation porn is embarrassing deviantart-tier garbage
>/tg/ hates him because he looks down on people for playing D&D
>/sp/ hates him because he looks down on people for enjoying sports
inb4 he makes a terrible comic about gun control and Jow Forums is added to the list.

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I've got autism and even I cringe at this pathetic excuse

Watergun with bad dragon cum lube

>inb4 he makes a terrible comic about gun control and Jow Forums is added to the list.

Can someone pay him some exposure bucks for that?

I want to see the shitshow

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A nerf gun and nerf chest rig

Might be too much for him, at best a water squirt gun.

Best breakdown of Dobson I've ever seen, user.

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Why the fuck you gotta post this shit

...

You know theyre probably 3/10 at best, right?

>Dobson
>not crying as soon as he sees a gun

Reminder: He loves Metroid Other M and hated Metroid Prime
Also, pic related happened.

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Holy fuck there is a woman on this earth willing to put up with that fat faggot?

Not anymore

The thing that gets me the most is that someone paid $140 for a commission from fucking Dobson, nigga, there are infinitely better artists out there who charge way less per commission.

I agree with your post, but you said "nigga" which makes me think you're a retarded numale soycuck

> power chord

"Nigga" has been a common term on Jow Forums for years user and is something that would offend most soyboys, next you're gonna tell me calling someone a ____fag is a numale thing.

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Don't drag everyone else into your degenerate nigger love like it's normal.

He also calls any conservative/republican blacks like Thomas Sowell, Clarence Thomas, Ben Carson and the like as blacks "working against their self interest".

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Ah, I see, this is bait, sorry I didn't catch it earlier.
Here's that (you) you wanted.