Ever wonder how fucked you are if the nukes fly?

Ever wonder how fucked you are if the nukes fly?
nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
select your city, select your weapon
>live in suburbs of major city
>plug it in with a 5mt Chink nuke
>I live in the thermal radiation zone
>I will die from 3rd degree burns
fuck me
how fucked are you anons?

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fuck the chinese and having big warheads
go back to your pussy shit god damn it

>tfw live in 3rd degree burn zone
niggering chink nukes

God I love living in the north
>Nothing around worth directly nuking
>Everything worth nuking has fallout drift south of me
>Nuclear winter would be an average season here.

Though honestly, most likely it would be airburst, so fallout would be negligible. Also, nuclear winter is a myth from the 80s predominantly.

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Would Salt Lake Shitty even be worth nuking? I don't live there(thank god), I'm in Utah County. But it looks like even if they did, the only danger I'd have to worry about is if the wind blew fallout my way. And even then, we're talking less than 1 rad per hour. Feels pretty good.

If the the tzar bomba (100MT) was detonated in the center of houston I'd barely be outside of the max air blast radius. Should I consider getting the fuck out of here?

>go back to your pussy shit
2nd Artillery DF-5s always had 5MT warheads. It's only in the last 10 years that the DF-5As MIGHT be getting MIRVs.

>tfw Absolutely FUCKED

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That Tzar isn't even a real bomb. It's a theoretical one.

I don't know whether I'm safe or not. I'm in the "window shatter" zone of a chink bomb that would hit Sydney. But I'm also living next to the only nuclear reactor in Australia. I don't know if that's a target or not.

Tzar Bomba was was a real bomb. The 100MT yield was theoretical.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

Can someone post the D.C. area? Won't work on my phone

I'm military airbases and transport hubs

It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you're a goner if you live anywhere in Washington when the nukes fly. Multiple nukes will be used to obliterate the city completely. I took a look and it would take four 5mt chink ICBMs to level Washington DC.

I don't think anyone would waste nukes on a military airbase or a mere transport hub. Nukes are for aiming at cites full of people

The M.A.D. doctrine wouldn't be that effective in keeping the peace if most of us wouldn't be fucked in a hellish nightmare-like way. My whole country could be completely glassed with just a handfull modern nukes.

well if you want a better example of how fucked you are
youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ov5Uz5bpk

you have literally 20 seconds from the re entry till detonation

Depends on how many you have. Counterforce is the option if you have over 1000 devices.

Totally fucked.
But if it would be a standard SS25 i would have a slight chance of surviving, due to living behind a hill, and being far enough away form the airbase.

I'm trying to look for maps with n-quantity nuke scenarios and seeing if my area would be affected.

washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/dont-worry-the-us-would-win-a-nuclear-war-with-russia

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>God I love living in the north
What a cuck

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I can hear your irradiated tears from here. When you graduate high school, move someplace better

>tfw live just outside the beltway to barely escape burning to a crisp from chink nukes

610 niggas absolutely btfo

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imagine what a 15 warhead icbm could do, if say 5 of them were dummies.

Hey guys

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yeam you are fucked, but hey, at least a bunch of wetbacks will get fried to a crisp to

>tfw Eastern Shore is safe af

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I cranked it up to the biggest bomb airbursting and picked the closest military base and major city. Neither came close to touching me.

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I can survive anything up to a titan 2

Bit better.

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If a 5mt bomb detonated in the closest sort of major city, then i'm inside the 1psi overpressure. But that city getting bombed is unlikely, in which case i'm in the clear. just.

I'm probably not too fucked. The closest major city from me is Chicago and that's like 200 miles away. Nukes don't do as much damage as I thought. The total radius is ~13 miles. I would have thought it'd be like 100 miles.

Those old maps are mostly FEMA maps and a few that were just made up. The more official ones, FEMA, simply asked 'what are possible targets'. Think of it as someone saying "Do you think there is there at least a 20% chance of it getting hit." If the answer was 'yes', it got a target marker.

So, yeah, those maps have some value from a back in the 50-60's from that perspective. But not really otherwise.

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