>I was one on seal team six.
>I was a part of the team that took out Osama, the big terrorist.
>There's a tattoo that all seals have *shows tattoo*
>I had to get discharged because uh, my knee fucked up
Why do people like this think that anybody with a functioning brain would believe them?
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I used to work for the state while burning up some GI Bill. I’d sleep at my desk and do homework and shit. Anyways, some guy there had a HUGE Navy seal logo on his cars back window. All I could think was, yeah fucking right man.
Also, met a guy tell me they wanted him to enlist as an E7 because his test scores were so high. Okay dude thank you for your almost service.
My dad used to say he was a Ranger and would tell me stories of him being in Iraq. I was little when he would tell me this, around 7-11. He was at 'college' for most of my childhood, and when he got back from 'college' he would tell me even more military stories. Had a beret on a skull in his room and a bunch of military memorabilia. Turns out he was in prison that whole time
Why don’t these kinds of people just say “yeah I was a and learned these x interesting classes” instead of going full fucking retard
Because they're those kinds of people.
They've lead boring lives or command no respect or power. They've also idolized military people. So they think if they pretend to be veterans they can get the respect they can't earn being themselves.
Active-service and most veterans are retarded, trying to identify among such a demographic is exponentially more retarded.
I'm assuming you have significant dad issues.
I haven't spoken to him since I moved out almost five years ago but I kinda understand the dude now. Being in prison for 9+ years after killing a dude will make you whack
People are so dumb, if I was gonna stolen valor I'd be like I was an 11b e4 specialist served one deployment to Kuwait, sat in a watch tower staring at sand and nothing cool ever happened, wait actually this one time a private passed out from heat trying to jack it in the latrine.
Don't you talk shit about my battle buddy! He was there! I know cuz I was there, too! He's lucky I was, too, cuz I had to carry his ass outta there when the shit hit the fan. He got shot up real bad -- that's why he's at the V.A. -- which is why he's all fucked up. Seriously. Hey, you got a couple bucks for a veteran of Seal Team Six? I need bus fair back to my unit. I've we've been on the lam since they faked all our deaths in that helicopter crash to protect us from the Deep State,zeroth who are hunting us, but muh Green Beret training tells me that I can trust you. You see, after killing Bin Laden, we had to disappear because they actually sent us to secure this crashed aircraft... well, it wasn't no normal aircraft, not like I'd ever seen before. Turns out it was from -- no, not another planet -- the future! Some bad shit went down, man, but I got out -- barely -- with the most important thing... Listen: come if you want to see something cool....
What did he kill the guy for and how did he do it?
I'm hoping it was Jow Forums as fuck
Oh wow wtf even I know that's not how you fold MCCUU
No idea. He never talked about it but from what I can gather from other family members he stabbed the shit out of him to defend his uncle who was doing some gang/drug shit
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Where have I seen that hellish 3D abomination before?
>tfw have Army decal on truck
>wear old DCU pants cause comfy
>too young to have issued BDU/DCU
>get accused of stolen valor by some motherfucker straight outta BCT
>asks me what my MOS is rank etc
>Tell him I was E6 and a 15Q
>he proceedes to loudly blab about my "made up" MOS
>flip out my veteran ID
>He mumbles and walks off
Such is life when you have a special snowflake MOS
>air traffic control
so do you do that for civil aviation now or are you spending your days shitposting on Jow Forums?
Both. Got hired on with the FAA which is fun. ATC is a great career. And shitposting on Jow Forums is a nice way to kill time when I get off a 4 to mid shift
would you recommend ATC? what are the qualifications like, did you just do a short course and get approved because you did it in the military?
I dont think every airshitting japanese military otaku cares that much
I'd recommend it yes, but it's hard to get into. The first hiring round when I got out even with an AA plus ATC qual I didn't make it. Had to finish my bachelor's and then wait until they opened up hiring again to get a slot. With the military you get a CTOC which is a tower operations certification which puts you ahead of a lot of guys. Plus the experience of working traffic. Out of my hiring group id say about 60% were military and the rest were a mix of women, minorities, and dudes who paid to get their certifications prior to applying to the FAA. Everybody goes to Oklahoma city though for the academy which is not really that hard but does have a decent washout rate. About 20% of my class didn't make it and most if those were the zero ATC experience guys. Best way imo would be to go through the military and then stalk usajobs prior to when you get out. They'll work with you on that. The pay is pretty damn good and a lot of people don't want the assignments in based states (they all want JFK, ORD, etc) so if you end up like me working out of Nashville you basically can pick your first station. So it affords me time to go innawoods and fuck off on my down time. The only drawback is it kills your social life for the first few years. I ran the midnight shift my entire first year so I only saw my wife when she was going to bed and I was getting up for work. But that eventually stables out and you get better shifts.
that's some LARPing airshit fag in nipland
>Why do people like this think that anybody with a functioning brain would believe them?
because he was born retarded. Look at him
Why would anyone idolize someone making just above welfare levels of wage?
I work right near a base. You would never want to even greet half those people.
I always think that. Just keep it low key, say you were a grunt, and nobody would bat an eye.
But they're always super-secret squirrel, CIA funded Spec-Ops that had a knife duel with Bin Laden himself atop a crashing C-130.
FACT: If anyone mentions their military service without being asked directly about their military service, they obviously want something and did little of value when they were in.
post the video
Anyone have a link to that video?
Stop sucking cock and link the vid, OP
We have this local panhandling bum claiming to be an Iraq or Afghanistan vet fir sympathy. When he's begging for money he goes around with the most hyper exaggerated leg dragging limp I have ever seen. Adding to the B's us that there is no shelter for over a mile and that if he were to actually have that lino there is no way he would make it there.
Akrons not as ghetto as Cleveland but our bums and addicts are the most agressive and shameless I've ever seen
My reply with those is the following. "So you killed some muslim sand niggers and got food and pay for the act and now you want more?" Doesnt matter their race, usually makes them shut up and walk away right there and then.
>enlist as an E7 because his test scores were so high. Okay dude thank you for your almost service.
fuggin KEK
Thats me in that pic.
I never said seal team 6.
I said I was on seal team 8. "Back up"
And believe me. We were ready!
Also Akron here, where is this one? I've only ever seen bums with signs saying they're down on their luck or made a bad decision, one guy has no legs and is in a wheelchair, I've always been tempted to roll my window down and shout LIEUTENANT DAN? In a southern accent. I only ever see them around the route 8 onramps/offramps.
Not that it matters, but BNA ramp rat for SWA here. Scary to know that there’s a Jow Forumsommando in the tower.
Not from akron, from portage area. I wouldnt be suprised if there was some kind of panhandling ring thats going on in akron because there is an obscene amount. I literally pass one each time i go through. Like going to the zoo last month with the GF. And yep, almost if all are strategically placed on on/off ramps from the freeways. Whats their goal? Who organizes them do you think?
I kinda miss that 90s and early 2000s really shitty cgi
>Meal Team 6
Make sure to ask if he wants some ice cream as well.
>Why do people like this think that anybody with a functioning brain would believe them?
Probably because they're mentally ill, and in a country with a decent health system they'd be receiving treatment rather than being dumped into society and forgotten about because they can't afford to pay the medical bills.
Why couldn't he just put the bunny back in the box?
>The first hiring round when I got out even with an AA plus ATC qual I didn't make it.
Here in Britain, Potential ATCs are always failed the first time no matter how they do on the aptitude tests, because they only want to hire people who REALLY want to be ATCs
Maybe it works the same over there
They're retarded....worked with a this fat nigger who claimed he was in Desert Shield and all kinds of outlandish shit both in and out of hte military. Turns out he was never in the military (claimed he was an E-7 enlisted for only 3 years). He couldn't even name his MOS. It was....sad. He claimed before the CIA was trying to recruit him but I honestly have no idea what they'd need a loser like him for.
>'Dad'
I mean I can sympathise with wearing the pants and boots casually. That shit is maximum comfortable. Everything else is too much.
How do normal japs treat retards like this?
Usually ignore, and then laugh about it with friends later in private.
>Akron not as ghetto as Cleveland
At least our roads are in marginally better shape. And better lit.
And we have industry.
And we have better drivers.
They have schedules with the city for standing by the onramp, so that there is only one there at a time, to prevent fighting.
Japanese people don't have friends. They have waifu pillows they cry into and stay in their room.
Didn't cleveland's river and mayor catch on fire on two separate occaisons in the 70s?
>my world view conforms to what's told to me via Jewish controlled media
Calm down or we'll finish what we started in 1945, Mr. Jap.
> yeah man i was an 1171, we served all the fucking seals man, couldn't do shit without us
Yea shit happens
Take a nap Mr. Jap
Man let me tell you about Ben
> I had this friend in secondary school that we shall call Ben.
>Ben dreamed about becoming a US Marine, he would talk about it every day, he'd even tell his teachers that he didn't need to do any work since "the corps doesn't require a diploma"
> Only problem was Ben lived in Ireland.
>Ireland has no direct work visa program with America. The only way to go over there is to marry an American, or be direct sponsored by a multinational company, in other words, no high school dropouts.
> After school, Ben hopped on a plane and went to America to fulfill his dream, no visa, no diploma no plan, he just bought a one way ticket and got on a plane.
>After doing noting for months, Ben walks into a recruiters office with nothing but an expired passport and an overstayed tourist visa.
>He was politely told to GTFO.
> 12 months later he arrives back from America with a set of marpat fatigues he bought in a surplus store.
> Now he hangs around bars in his shitty surplus outfit and tells college girls he was a marine.
The one one Howe avenue exit 4. On the Swenson's side of route 8. I can even say as a medical professional (medic) that people do not limp anywhere as dramatically in real life as he does
>people LARP to pretend to be in
>meanwhile i cant wait to get the fuck out
No matter how much you hate it now, as soon as you get out you'll talk about it like it was the greatest time of your life.
genuine question as someone who knows dick about the military
after you get out or when you're chilling between deployments, do you ever actually wear your uniform?
Like if you're going to fucking walmart, wouldn't you just wear civvies?
Not the whole uniform and nothing you're currently using since the first thing you do after a bit of time off is kit inspection so on my days off my uniform is either washed and ironed or buried in a bag so I can pretend I dont need to wash and iron it. If I have some older aquired kit that doesn't have holes in it like an undershirt or a pair of socks then I wear em. Some people wear trousers or boots but I wouldn't do that.
ironically the marines DO require a diploma
Oh this guy was full of false info he pulled out of his own ass. The Irish army turned him down for having asthma so he tried to ween himself off his inhaler by replacing it with cigarettes.
As the person who started the thing about panhandling, it's also the beggars too. They come to fucking everyone asking for money on campus or downtown. Had a tranny come up to me and ask for money and cigs while pumping gas in my ambulance and in uniform. Had someone come into my backyard and ask for money. I always carry now because the one time I didn't a dude came up to me at 2 am while I was in my car, right up to my driver's side window, with his hand in his pocket. Mother fucking addict asked me for ten dollars and refused to let me buy him food. When I came back from the store he was still waiting I. The bushes and aproached me for money again
for navy since we wear the cammies (NWUs) as work uniform for the most part you'll see us at fucking walmart in NWUs after work. it's nice for that 10% discount most welfarequeen worshippers give us but i hate wearing uniform out of work
Some people may be in the nicer service/dress uniforms getting hammered at a bar after an official function since you cant get drunk in working uniforms
jesus
>Why do people like this think that anybody with a functioning brain would believe them?
I've never conducted a study on it, and I don't know if you could get an IRB to approve it or not, but my hypothesis is that it's a coping mechanism for some kind of emotional/mental issue or trauma based on relative deprivation.
The reason they choose to "steal valor" so to speak is because of the hero worship, bordering on fetishization, of the military starting during the GWOT. Which is also why they choose to try and pass as a super secret squirrel high speed low drag operator type and not the much more high percentage of line infantrymen, MPs, scouts, clerks, intel analysts and operators etc.
If instead of the GWOT, our post 9/11 response became about glorifying firefighters you'd see every single one of these guys talking about how they were smoke jumpers with 12,000 jumps and 400 confirmed fire extuinguishings.
Nah you get njpd wearing that shit around. Your haircut should show people you're in the military though.
>wouldn't you just wear civvies?
Yes. The only people who wear uniform items after COB are boots.
Plenty of people wear their uniform if they are on the way home from work and need to pick up something real quick, But no one gets up and puts it on when they don't have to work.
I don’t think it’s the same for firemen, but I’m sure part of it too is that they can’t impersonate emergency personnel as easily without getting arrested since it can actually be a crime.
Here in Canada you mercifully almost never see it since they don’t sell current military uniforms commercially and it’s illegal to impersonate a service member.
Incidentally a guy was arrested at a ceremony in Calgary for pretending to be a US Marine.
It's technically illegal to impersonate a service member, but the specific law is if it's done for personal gain (discounts, free shit, etc) or to access restricted areas/information, but there is no law against dressing up as a soldier, or even a police or fireman or paramedic, but as soon as you claim to be one it becomes fraud, it's kind of weird but that's the courts interpretation of how far the first amendment goes, and honestly I'm glad they do.
*USA here just in case it wasn't clear
Get a load of these stolen valor faggots
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Not sure what the rules are for Marines, but I think they are only allowed to pick up children from school wearing MARPAT on the way home. No other stops permitted.
>be me at a gas station/car wash across the street from MCAS Miramar
>waiting for a car to be washed
>see Pvt. Cleetus stopping to get gas and a car wash, wearing desert MARPAT uniform
>he’s standing in the waiting area talking on his phone, waiting for his late model Camaro with Missouri tags to be dried
>black Marine officer in civilian clothing pulls up to get gas, sees Pvt. Cleetus in uniform
>walks over to Pvt. Cleetus and tells him to hang up his phone, Pvt. Cleetus goes pale
>Black officer proceeded to give Pvt. Cleetus an epic ass chewing, complete with knife hands
>this goes on for several minutes, Pvt. Cleetus is practically in tears, sweating profusely
>black officer tells him to GTFO and never do it again or he’ll “ personally make him pay...”
Shit was pretty funny.
thats part of it
"these heroes risk their lives fighting for their country for SHIT pay, they do it out of courage and bravery, wow!"
>ween himself off his inhaler by replacing it with cigarettes
the order lines out the reasons you can be caught off base in cammies. school aint one of them
i actually agree with this order, keeps people from walking around buying cheetos in the public eye while looking like a bag of ass.
surprised an officer would do that though, but good on him
>No matter how much you hate it now, as soon as you get out you'll talk about it like it was the greatest time of your life.
I disagree.
it's not hard to remember why i want the fuck out, but I won't deny it's pretty cool a lot of times and the culture is going to be nigh impossible to come across again in normal jobs.
I don't care though, it's not worth my sanity and I don't like being a slave to retarded guys whose only merit is having survived to e6.
So would I technically be in violation of that order if I was wearing sandals and cammie trousers while gassing up my car?
>be me
>go inna Army
>go 19K cuz muh Cadillac of the Battlefield
>do that a few years
>get outta Army
>get civilian job
>no one knows I am hazserved
>new co-worker starts talking to me about how he was inna Army in Vietnam and starts telling war stories
>Immediately obvious he's fulla shit
>After a few days of this, I ask "wut u did?"
>"I was on tanks"
>"NO KIDDIN!?! I WAS A TANKER, TOO! WHAT WERE YOU ON?!?"
>*studder* I was *stumble* well *cough* umm.... on these big monstrosities for WW2...."
>WOW!! I didn't know many WW2 tanks, let alone big ones saw much jungle use!!! What was your primary role? Like heavy QRF, or what? What WW2 tank were you on in Viet Nam!!?"
>after a few minutes of being unable to tell me what rank he got out as not name a SINGLE tank of ANY country at ANY time, I just kinda stopped talking to him
>he was shortly fired there after for stuff unrelated
>he was black, if that matters
you forgot the bit about the guy who would run around in a spiderman suit after 1800
i'll bite.
yes.
tfw I watched that as a kid
Air traffic controllers are the lowest form of life on this planet. If you're willing to work half a day, bitch about how hard you have it, and make more money than Congress off the American public while licking your union's junk you should go for it.
Jesus, who delayed your flight user?
idk but i'll be sending him straight to hell for this
have a nice fall user
He's not wrong. ATC just says "yeah fag, it's your turn. Proceed along [numbers off of lane pylons]." And then types in flight numbers and presses send. The system is super automated.
I work with them. They're the worst people I've ever met.
I had a teacher that did it with not formal education but had a connected father, she kept touting it's six digit salary and how it was so stressful. she was a bit of a bitch and kept jacking off about her dad being a marine and husband being disabled army
>thinks military doesn't get paid well
The initial paycheck would leave any civilian with more to be desired, but when you consider that your cost of living is essentially zero, your ability to save money in the military in insane
So pretty much a lifeguard?
>99% busy work
>very rare "oh shit" moments where you actually earn your paycheck
this is what always pisses me off when vets bitch about debt when they could have saved at least 50k on a 4 year contract even when accounting going out to eat and a car payment.
he could be right
when you work out all day long, you need a lot of calories to keep up
It isn't out of the ordinary for athletes to have 6,000 or 8,000 calorie diets.
if you fuck up your knee and can't exercise, but still keep that same 8,000 calorie per day diet, you will look like that in no time.
because they get to shoot as many dunecoons as they want and no one bats an eye
Yep.
Yes, our actual "salary" is low, but we get free housing and food AND medical, and a good retirement plan with some matching (TSP), AND free college while you're in, ANNNNDDD free college when you get out seperate from that, plus a monthly stipend.
It's fucking insane how good of a deal military service is. Goddamn incredible. Sure, it's not as good as a high-level professional career, but for someone with zero qualifications it's the absolute best deal around.