>be me
>at work
>doin my job
>black employee walks up to me
>hey user, what gas did the nazis use to kill the jews?
>I said "umm... why would i be the one to know that? But its called zyklon B"
>ooh, doesnt that gas like melt your skin off when it touches you?
>umm... no, its just poisonous, it was a pesticide that they turned into a gas
>well im writing a rap song and I needed to know about it, thanks
I shit you not guys. This actually happened
Post stories ITT of when you were called on by your peers for your Jow Forums knowledge
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Sebastian Murphy
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Blake Nguyen
>it was a pesticide that they turned into a gas
That didn't happen though
Xavier Rivera
>Things that never happened for 6 million, Alex.
Hudson Carter
Should have told him the way to make a cheap but effective version of it is to mix bleach with ammonia. Guaranteed lulz.
Noah Morales
>Jews
>Not pests
Zachary Thomas
I had a convo about 14/88 and the bio of uncle Adolph with a white boy from work.
he knew all about Nazis but not about current WP movement.
it's just part of white culture man
ask a Mexican about food, growing it and picking it and making it
ask a darkie about hip-hop street gangsta shit and social justice
ask some a bitch about abortion or church
people know what they know homie.
Parker Wood
Most of the time I need to explain laws to my friends because I'm the only one that owns guns. Aside from that, my least most white friend always says before we drink, "To the 14 words"
Brody Nguyen
My favorite part about getting responses like this is that it makes me feel like im actually living a pretty cool life
Nicholas Nelson
kek
Charles Garcia
Tell your coworker to try mixing ammonia and bleach.
Samuel Myers
>hey user things are getting pretty hot in megacity #42 and I'm thinking of getting a gun for self defense, what pistol do you recommend?
>well it all depends on what you feel comfortable with
>I was looking at a glock, they're pretty cheap and I want me and my wife to be able to use it
>sounds good just make sure you hold it in your hand if you want I could recommend a place to rent one
>thanks
>parkland happens a couple of weeks later
Gabriel Morales
i don't get it. what kind of idiot puts acetic acid on their skin?
Lucas Wilson
That thread was fucking gold. Who is that retarded to not realize that it's also a blister agent?
Dylan Barnes
There are idiots who set themselves on fire like this
liveleak.com
So yeah...I mean...yeah....
Isaac Flores
This
Ian Sanchez
>Hello my fellow human of White descendants.
>Do you know what the gas formula the Nazis used?
>"yes"
lol
Benjamin Long
>umm... no, its just poisonous, it was a pesticide that they turned into a gas
Sarin and Tabun were discovered by the german agricultural reserach in search of pesticides too..
Henry James
Interestingly enough zyklon a, which has a distinctive odor was designed as aninsceticede by an Austrian Jew by the name of Fritz Haber. Possibly one of the most important men that lived that you never have heard of. He invented a process by which modern fertilizer is made and thus paved the way for the population of Earth to grow from 1.5 billion to what you see today.
James Allen
Those pics were proven to be fake. If you had common sense, you'd know that shit.
Dylan Torres
Jews did overpopulation
Gabriel Davis
Thank you! It's very important to know both history and culture -- especially regarding your parents' ancestors -- with respect for the culture & history of others, because through study & celebration of our diversity, our nation remains robust, adaptable, free and non-monolithic. If everyone were to ignore these things and simply follow a single state-sanctioned narrative which either ignores or ridicules *any* of its constituent ethnic groups, then we would be living in an Orwellian nightmare, enslaved, our legacies robbed, ripe for slaughter or apocalypse.
Stay woke, be proud yet compassionate, and know that we are all siblings, for our every one of us has red blood.
>except for (((Them)))
Easton Hughes
>somebody else knows his story
Hello friend.
Luis Hill
Levi Bailey
fucking niggers should be expelled from society asap
Wyatt Powell
don't do this it makes mustard gas
Connor Richardson
Luis King
>Be me
>Open carrying ruger
>stop at gas station
>Guy walks up and says hey what's with the gun?
>I say it's for killin snakes
>guy says there's no snakes here
>I say I know that, but there are where I was earlier and I'm fixing to go back, didn't feel like taking it off just to grab some diesel and then put it back on.
>guy says that's legal?
>I say yeah, then quote the law that allows open carry.
>guy seems really shocked that people can open carry a gun.
Robert Hill
>So the earth is what you see today
So it really is all the Jews fault?
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.
Jaxon Martin
>acetic acid
cooks.
Angel Murphy
His wife committed suicide