This is an actual armed forces self-assessment poster

To be in the black you'd either be so deep in psychosis that you wouldn't be able to read the poster or write anything resembling a coherent sentence, or just plain dead. So no, you're not in the black, merely a drama queen.

>Healthy
1/3
>Reacting
4/5
>Injured
3/4
>Ill
3/5
I am a simple man with some retarded complications.

>being in the red means something is wrong with YOU
i had a crazy ex girlfriend who sent me into panic attacks, suicidal thoughts and anxiety every time she lost her shit

nothing was wrong with me, the problem was my environment

i swear whoever made this shit is a communist, somehow.

I don't think so. If I were to write a "Black" it would read:
>Invalid
>Acts of physical violence.
>Chronic paranoia.
>Psychogenic seizures.
>Catatonic episodes.
>Attempted suicide.

>Where are you on the continuum?
All over:
-3/3 green
-irritability
-hopeless
-suicidal thoughts

If someone stabs you, then something's wrong with you. A stab wound to be precise. Even if it wasn't your fault, it's still you who needs to go to the ER, not Mrs Stabby.

you fucking dumb nigger, you know exactly what i meant.

and by the way i didn't have to go to any medical professional, my problems went away the moment i got away from that crazy bitch.

I think I’m in the green, I’m doing okay

Are you retarded? Mental health is not magic, of course the environment matters. It would be like saying "Well yes I am vomiting but it's because my girlfriend had the flu, there's nothing wrong with me. I have the symptoms but I'm not ill, she is, you FUCKING COMMUNIST!"

no wonder you filthy hoebag

Somewhere in between reacting and injured.
I need to get my life together. I've definitely been in a slump...

3/5 reacting
3/4 injured
teetering on the brink of red
just one more expendable labor unit being ground up in the US military

Pervasively sad and hopeless

Not the other guy but he’s absolutely right. Quit being defensive and accept it, it’s the first step to recovery.

Ill.

No, I don't get what exactly you mean. But you're clearly not reading what the poster actually says. It doesn't say a word about what would be causing these things, or whose fault it would be, merely that if you suffer from these symptoms you should go have a chat about it. Just like you'd go have a chat with a doctor if you found yourself vomiting blood.

>my problems went away the moment i got away from that crazy bitch.
A soldier can't just walk away. It's kind of illegal to begin with, and if you're for example sitting on a base in Afghanistan there can be other problems with it as well. So what the fuck do they do? Simple, they do what the poster tells them to do, and go have a chat with the army shrink. And if they're like you and have something in the environment that's driving them mad, then the shrink can make sure that either that thing is removed, or that the soldier is moved to another environment. All well that ends well.

>Having emotions
If you aren't perpetually stoic and apathetic to everything around you including personal injury you are mentally ill.

2/5 red. Too dead inside for panic attacks, anxiety, and anger.

>Healthy
3/3

>Reacting
1/5 (Irritability)

>Injured
1/5 (Anxious because AK fag)

>Ill
0/5

I just want 5.45x39 GT god damn it...

if you arent in the red you shouldnt even e on Jow Forums to be honest

Orange, me stepmom is going to divorce my dad because I jerk it to furry porn and I don't support gun control. I feel like an ass.

well, shine on you crazy diamond

>leafs
just blow a dog and everything will be alright snownigger

What happens when I have all of green with sadness and hopelessness on caused by one issue.
>tfw life is going good in everything except finding another soul to bound with.
It has been extra hard since the last time I felt getting close to having someone to love and they love me back last year. Instead I learned that I was finally being treated with genuine human kindness since 2006 and misunderstood it as an interest in me. No one has ever been that interested in me nor as interesting to talk to in my life. I know I need to move on and my father even tells me next time to look for a dumber girl, but that's the issue. I hate fucking stupid people.

Also this has put me in a special rank of kissless and not a virgin. I can't even be a wizard now.

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Green.

But I'm the king of normies.

I have a wife, two children, a house, a car, and a job.

I keep my funs in an amsec BF safe, and I mainly own western allies milsurp.

Insane in the membrane.

>tfw red

dont own a gun so its ok

soldiers used to be able to blow off all this stress by raping a pillaging . Now the only thing they rape and pillage are thier feelings of self worth. Sad.

Think this chart is bulshit or at least needs more levels because apparently you aren't allowed to have one bad day or be stressed out over annoying shit without being labeled as having an injured or ill mood.

Can't you be depressed, angry or anxious without being suicidal?

Mental illness isn't a thing

It's just what they tell the public so that locking up dissidents is acceptable.

I took their quiz and got a response within 7 minutes. I'm not going to waste their resources as they cannot help me (I have support in place and am trudging on, I'm also across the pond.) It's good to see that this service is readily accessible for people who need it, I would highly encourage anyone who is struggling to give it a go, you can only get better by trying to.
>t. ptsd, anxiety, depression etc etc

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You should try edible marijuana and see if it helps you.
t. All the veterans I know are stoners.

What happens if I'm in blue?

>REGULAR panic attacks
>thoughts of suicide
>outburst of anger or aggresion
>all this from a "single" bad day
user, i have bad news. You're either in denial over life events and suffering or you're autistic.

They don't mean a single instance of those things you need nigger they need to be near daily for it to count

Red zone all day erry day.

And unironically proud of it.

Because the worse your standard of living is, the more elite you are.

SUBMARINES!

I'm perpetually green BECAUSE suicide is always an option.

>actual armed forces
>canada

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Who keeps count? Who keeps watch? WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN?

Unironically this.