Would you rather

Would you rather get shot in the butt by
A. Your friend while on a duck hunt

Or

B. some asshole with a flare gun.

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Flare gun, easily.
Would you rather pee .22 LR or 5.56 NATO?

What kind of flare gun?
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You sure about the flare gun? Those things can punch through doors and burn for several excruciating seconds. As for what kind, the biggest the jerk could get his hands on.

5.56 so I never have to buy it
>no pain no gain

Would you rather be German soldier on the western front of WW1 or a British soldier during the American revolutionary war?

I'd rather be German. Those trenches were the Ritz compared to the French death ditches.

.22LR, they're usually greased from the factory

Would you rather

a. Never own a single gun / gun related item ever again (but NFA is repealed for everyone and guns go back to '09 prices.)

OR

b. Own what-ever, when-ever, how-ever you want and none of the rules apply to you (but America becomes bong-land levels of anti-fun and everyone that has owned guns previously know you are the reason no-one owns guns now.)

A, Fuck going full bong
a: Go pre NFA of 1934 with the same level of violence
b: Adopt cuck laws without another mass shooting

Would you rather own The BFG from doom or John Doe's rocket launcher from TF2?

I'll just stick with demolition and crossbow/bow and arrows

Flare guns just shoot blunt shells with a long ignition range. You will not light someone on fire with it.

Now would you rather get shot in the ass with a 22lr, or shot in the foot with a 9mm.

BFG, but only if I get the sick armor as well

Sorry, no armor.

Just the projectile or the whole unfired case?

I'd rather get shot in the foot. I've had this really nice prosthetic leg kicking around for a while now.

Do you mean in the asshole itself or in a butt cheek?

Ah, asshole is the title of the fellow shooting you through the cheek into YOUR asshole, where it shall burn for far too long by your standards.

In simpler terms, the jerk is shoving a flarezooka up your ass and is firing it up your anus.

Unless of course you choose to deal with just a cheek shot.

I'll take A because it's the right choice, even though I'd suffer

What gun is this?

An air rifle sadly. I'm a fake. :(

>i just shot my self in the head with a fucking flare gun
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British soldier. No gas, no trenches, overall less shitty time.

I'd take a for the people and enlist so I can still shoot funs, because they're owned by Uncle Sam