User are you really open carrying in a Barnes & Noble??

Barns & Noble? I was looking for the taco shop.

Kek

Only do it literally everywhere, now let's talk about those tits.

>that face
>those clothes
>that dense German forest on her arm
>that weight
Good tits almost made it to a 4

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>Carry this *unzips dick*

I prefer a full size to a sub-compact.

No, you're just seeing things.

Shave your arms, you look disgusting.

Why does your dick have a zipper on it?

>Milk truck here

>4
>still can't get pussy from
LOL, I'd smash that through the floor and then be out the door.

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M I L K T R U C K
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I'm just happy to see ya

[negligent discharge intensifies]

Same.

She'd probably do some freaky shit like eat ass. I'm down with that.

>MILKTRUCK
>MJUSTA
>ARRIVE
but yeah I agree

>What do you say to this?
>*Open fire*

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She's the one who's packin, get it?

You'd smash her trough the floor because you both weigh a metric ton

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Barnes & Noble is still in business?

I fucking hate that song.

underrated

NO SITTING IN THE AISLES STACEY

>Sitting on the floor in the middle of a store
Are you 8?

Open carrying is really kind of stupid though. Really, don't do it.

It's actually not, though, which is why cops do it.

>his dick doesnt have a zipper
get a load of this fag

Keep that shit up and I'll eat you.

>arm hair

Pass

if more people did it who werent autistic social rejects it would be more accepted

brisk walk

>says the faggot that entered a registry to carry an inferior handgun just to cater to soccermoms

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Right, guns ought to be kept in the safe unless you are going durr huntin.

You've never seen me attack a buffet have you?

Please don't talk to me.

Or my son ever again

Post bloat m'lord

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Welcome to arizona, get used to it.

Delusional liberal that thinks books cost more on Amazon.

>Yes and I know you are too
>BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Me n my gf

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>Confusing B&N for Boarders.

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We're the only ones that don't care if you look at us funny, bro.

Shave your arms bitch.

What are you staring at my waist for? Are you eye raping me you cis-gender scum?

>implying i give a fuck what some fat cunt thinks

she looks like the type of bitch who supports immigration and would fuck a nigger

They have all closed in my area.

Amazon has been killing it in the book market.

Winrar

Bump for sauce.
who is this beautiful creature?

Open carry is retarded if you can already concealed carry, but it’s important if shit ever really goes down, ie. Hurricane Katrina, Watts riots kind of shit. Then being able to tote your Ak in public is important

>I have a small penis
>she scares me

We can't have those in my state; Barnes & Noble was abolished years ago.

>team creme wants to fuck ugly land whales
Not surprised

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Gross that bitch has hairy arms!

>look quizzically
>walk away

I'm not gonna knock those who OC but I always found it tactically unsound. Say you're at a gas station or a convenience store, or some other place that tends to be a target for ne'er-do-wells

>aye bruh before we go in, see that guy over by the mountain dew?
>yeah what up
>he got a piece on 'im, cap his ass first 'fore we start grabbin paper
>aight

I would titfuck her desu.

Not like gigantic tits grow on trees (not where I live at least), so its not like we can be picky here

>SHHHHHHHH

I haven't fucked in so long I would fuck that pig like I was marrying her. I'm ashamed to admit it but at this point she looks fucking amazing Italian plumber forearms and all. No fucks given i'm a piece of shit.

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF PEEPS

>tfw have a BBC but don't use it

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Exactly my thought, in a situation where a gun would be needed you would be targeted first

"Lose some weight, cunt"
and walk away

I fucking hate you now

Sure, but that assumes you don't notice the pack of wild animals that just walked into the bank.

Active shooters are less than one one hundredth of a percent of situations you need a gun in. Criminals will not just blow your brains out then take your wallet if they're looking for some easy money, nor will they do the same before they rob a convenience store.

They either don't see your gun, and it's as good as concealed, or they rob a different place/mark

She looks like one of those women who could be anywhere between 25 and 40.

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WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN SAUCE MOTHER FUCKER I MEAN NOW!!

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There's a word for that, user.
>adult

What the fuck is wrong with you???

Why would I buy soda and why am I paying for gas with paper?

Except you're not a cop, nor should you pretend to be.

i fucked your dad, faggot

They do it because concealment slows your draw, cremo. It's not a symbol of authority.

faggot

SHALL

>local B&N had nothing on Rhodesia
>local library had nothing on Rhodesia
>local college library had nothing on Rhodesia
Best bet is Abe Books, huh?

>sauce
Teacher of magic, assuming she really got that fat recently.

Got damn

>those hairy assed arms

>not wanting to coat those giant milkers with jizz

Well, you seem to be as well.

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I can’t believe you’re carrying around all that lard on your frame, yet here you are.

you know the drill

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how to approach a girl like this ???

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say "gib milkies"

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>hates on TH
What are you, an asshole ?

pretend like you're trying to read the book titles.

This is the face of PCOS. Do not be fooled by the titties.

yup

watch you don't cut yourself on that edge