Discussion came up last night about which car company correlates to each gun. Here's what we came up with:
>Glock is Toyota
>Kimber is KIA
>HK is Jaguar
There was a dispute as to whether Sig is Porsche or BMW. Likewise if Beretta is Porsche instead.
Thoughts?
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glock is honda civic
H&K is Mercedes. Pull your head out of your ass, nogunz.
Funny thing, we went back and forth between Toyota and Honda for Glock.
H&K is Jaguar because it's garbage.
Browning is ford, or any other american company that is famous for faggot pickup trucks.
Glock would be Honda, not Toyota. There is no more "Honda Civic" a gun than the Glock 19. Your whole argument is invalid.
Sig would probably be Alpha Romeo btw.
A car that only Italians and retired 50 year olds have?
More people own a Sig than you think.
>t. never been behind the wheel of a 3.6L ecoboost
You poor son of a bitch. I can't disagree with Ford being Browning though, sounds right.
No, a flashy car that's nice to drive but is high maintenance, not that practical and prone to reliability issues... that mostly Italians and retired 50 year olds have. Also, kudos to anyone retiring at 50.
>H&K is Jaguar because it's garbage
Not only are you a nogunz, but you're a poorfag, too. I weep for your suffering.
He has been wrong on all counts so far. It's like how do you even be that wrong?
the F150 is the best selling auto in the world.
Remington is Ford
Beretta is Alfa Romeo and Sig is Audi.
Hello rural and suburban retards
Not sure what you're talking about. I haven't been wrong yet, nogunz.
I'd call HK audi instead. High preformance, expensive as fuck, difficult to work with, ect.
My wife has an audi. Parts are expensive and hard to get. The car is expensive. I fucking hate that car, but fuck it's nice.
I don't see how a P220 is high maintenance or any P series honestly. Sure some of there new gimicky stuff like the mcx and a like but for the most part sigs are just well built and run like Forrest Gump. Id say Sig is Subaru for sure.
That's why we agreed that H&K was a Jag; it's super nice and you love it, but it's such a pain in the ass.
Glock == Toyota
Kahr == Lexus
Ruger = Honda
Smith & Wesson == Acura
CZ =- Nissan
H&K == Infiniti
Beretta == Fiat
Colt == Ford
Springfield Armory == Cadillac
Kimber == Lincoln
Taurus = Jeep
Steyr == Saturn
Sig Sauer == BMW
Kel-Tec == Geo
Winchester == Dodge
Mossberg = Buick
Browning = Chrysler
Remington = Mercury
Weatherby = Pontiac
r8 dont h8
>Colt == Ford
ford's not as arbitrarily overpriced as colt products are
I'd swap glock and ruger. toyota makes every thing from beater to super cars to trucks and every thing in between. ruger makes (or made) every thing from 22 to shotguns to rifles to pistols to wheel guns to machine guns...the list goes on.
Zastava is a Yugo
Yugo is a Zastava
Chevy is Remington
Idk man ford trucks are the most expensive domestic
daewoo is daewoo
I wish there was more than 4 car brands there.
>I wish there was more than 4 car manufactures there.
FTFY
Hi-Point == Kia
my bad. this.
>I see what you did there.
I'm glad you don't like them. I can't afford one right now but when I had a rental for work, managed to snag one, a loaded 3.6L ecoboost.
iirc:
0-60mph in like 5.1 seconds or something
30+ miles per gallon
4 wheel drive with some off road ability
Rides amazing on the highway (most of my driving)
seating for 4 people (6 if you cram them in I guess)
Room for bicycles and firewood in the bed.
You see by putting a smallish turbocharged v6 in it and giving it an aluminum body, it's quick as hell and gets good gas mileage. It'll also never rust.
Drove that thing for 2 months, will get one as soon as I can afford it.
Imagine being this poor
>Mossberg
>not Volvo
If you even own a gun, its hand me down beater guns.
Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.
This DESU
Not a car company as a whole but..
>Hi-point
both wrong. neither ford nor chevy is currently filing for bankruptcy and selling products that instantly rust or explode with normal use
Those cars were unkillable. My mom had one when I was a kid and the floorboards rusted out way before it had any mechanical problems.
So does that make Colt Chevy?
You know literally nothing about modern Jaguars or HK. I guarantee you have never owned, shot, or driven a product from either company
Cobray is DeLorean
People like DeLoreans.
And who doesnt want a street sweeper? Useless gun with legal problems, DeLorean was a useless car manufacture with legal problems.
>cz - nissan
No faggot.
>Hi-Point - Nissan
Because its the car and gun of choice for niggers.
HK is Porsche. Overly expensive, uncommon (enough), fierce brand loyalty, and their owners find other guns beneath theirs.
I say this as the owner of many HKs and one Porsche.
Sig is BMW. Most normies still lust after them, despite the brand's best days being behind them as they slowly cater more towards the average buyer while simultaneously trying to maintain a heir of superiority.
Colt is Ford. They still do make a decent product, despite some quality control issues now and then. They both can claim a certain spot in the realm of traditional American brands, despite their modern offerings being slightly overpriced. Loyalists to both brands do so not only because it is familial, but also because they feel good about buying from those brands.
Glock is Honda. Tremendously reliable, nothing exciting in their stock forms. Both brands have international subcultures obsessed with modifying these products. Although, I cannot recall the last time a modern 4 cylinder Vtec exploded in someone's hand.
Refute any of this. Pro-tip: you can't
>because its the car and gun choice for niggers
I have to admit, that logic is actually air-tight
that would make Hi-point = Pontiac
Wrong. Pontiac is out of production. Hi-Point is not. The Nissan-poster is still correct.
It’s almost like you don’t have friends that buy Chevys that they inevitably come to for help fixing. Chevy is just like Remington, they do have rusting issues (especially the brake lines) and they did file for bankruptcy not too long ago.
What’s cz?
Remington is AMC.
Bond Arms is Mini.
Taurus is Mitsubishi.
Colt is BMC.
Sig is slowly turning from Porsche into Maserati. The 365 was their new Quattroporte.
For one Ford hasn't gone bankrupt five times and wound up in the hands of a foreign owner. They are both getting crap made in Mexico now but badging a Fiesta with a Ford oval doesn't make the msrp jump 300%.
>Beretta Fiat
>Springfield caddy
>Steyr Saturn
Lost me on these
Mossberg is the opposite of luxury
are we pretending that toyota camrys/priuses aren't every bit as basic as a civic?
I think he meant volvo pre ford. Ugly as shit but works.
it's more about aftermarket parts.
Do the teams carry over from other boards?
Browning isn't even american you morons.
You and your little fuck faggots had a pleasant convo while wiping cum out of each ass, eh?
Mateba is DeLorean Motor Company
What's Armscor?
Mateba = roush. take something that works but over do it and charge a shit ton for some reason.
Smith & Wesson is Chrysler.
American, old, and destroyed their reputation via incompetence in the 1990s
Ruger is Toyota
What's my Toyota MR2?
Ruger mark series. Cheap but fun as hell.
These threads are always retarded.
Projection: the post
Where's Savage, Iver Johnson...Dan Wesson?
You tell us dood.
>3.6L ecoboost
3.5L and shit turbos so no thanks
What a moronic fucking thread
HK = BMW (90% plastic but seen as a status symbol among the working poor due to marketing)
Korth = Rolls-Royce (Autistic levels of detailing and hand finishing)
B&T = Audi (Focus on racing with fewer frills)
Glock = Toyota (muh reliability)
Sig = Porsche (used to be known for one really cool model. now it's best selling model is a cheap disgusting mutated version)
Ruger is GMC.
CZ not being Škoda auto...
Sig is Maserati
Ford is GMC and Remington is Mossberg.
>Hk
>garbage
Letting poor people have internet was mistake
this
Where does a Subaru Impreza fit in?
What are the Bentleys, Ferraris, Maseratis, etc?
Honda civic of guns is a hipoint C9. Glock is the Toyota Camry. Just as generic and soulless but more expensive.
How are Jags post-Tata, anyways? I've not looked into them much lately except the one Grand Tour episode that featured the F-Pace
Your ass probably
Holland & Holland
Chevy is Remington
Well they do both kill people
>Kimber = Ford.
Bit of a premium, aggressive marketing and rust like shit.
>H&K's pain in the ass, difficult to work with
How?
Holland & Holland would be Morgan Automotive. Bespoke product built in England, hand built, traditional design, reeks of upper class British country living.
Probably companies like Sphinx, Pardini; anyone who designs high dollar race guns.
The AR-15 is the F-150
false it's a Toyota Camry from 1999
Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
that was acronym I learned in my youth. Still decent enough cars.