Where my Mini bros at? What's the official firearm of the Mint Militia?

Stop replying to anyone besides other minis

reporting

i guess this is for april fools day, but i dont know what the "joke" is. unless its a plot to randomly assign "groups and then have everyone hate other groups for no reason for literally years down the line in which case, not bad.

Sure Pepe shouldn't be our mascot?

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I think there are points based on (yous) and gets but can't confirm.

Non Minis Get OUT

i think its unique posters across all boards

>the current state of choconogs

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we're the only team with a service rifle.

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hey mini bros- what area are you guys from? i think it might be a regional thing. great lakes here

>nj

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easter candy is gross. except reese's eggs.

western montana. don't think it's a region thing

ah, there goes that theory

Texas

Rolling for alligence

>massive mini get
>surpass chocolate nigs

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Northern Michigan.

What's our official camo pattern? I vote woodland.

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Get out fag

Kommiefornia here

I am ok with this

You're just mad you're not the superior candy treat

MINI-ME wtf

Minisota

This of course.

>Chocolate
>Superior to mint

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>

Nigga mint is only good in chocolate. Get fucked.

Mini

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Minnie best grill

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MINI GUN

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and chocolate is shit without mint or caramel, your point is?

WITNESSED

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WE DA BEST

>Having taste this poor
Begone.

Checked. Glock official pistol.

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mini loli got a gun

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>mini 14
>glock 43 side arm
I'm okay with this.

southeast michigan
building up arsenal to take care of redford and detroit

I wanna fuck some shit up.

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LET'S KEEP 'ER GOIN' MINI WILL PREVAIL!

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First rifle posted with trips gets adopted by the mint army! Re rolling for this shortstack.

>take care of Detroit
>mypeniscanonlygetsoerect.png

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help us take other slower boards
we have some strongholds on /e/ /toy/ Jow Forums ect

>m134 minigun
>ruger mini 14
>FN Minimi
>beretta mini cougar
>mini uzi

Can we just have a full loadout with guns that have mini in the name?

I'm okay with this maximum 80's roster.

>mini cooper

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Minis never die

>creme suprem
git rekt minis

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California here.

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BUMP

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little armory best armory.

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Kek’s peace! I would not lose so great an honour
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, MINI, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this post,
Let him depart; his browser shall be closed,
And memes for shitposting put into his file;
We would not mini post in that man’s company
That fears his fellowship to be banned with us.
This day is call’d the fools of April.
He that flees to reddit this day, and comes safe home,
Will post anonymously when this day is nam’d,
And rouse him at the name of April Fools.
He that shall live this day, and see old fag age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is April Fools.’
Then will he strip his green sleeve and show his bans,
And say ‘These bans I had on April Fools day.’
Old fags forget; yet all shall be faggot,
But he’ll remember, with advantages,
What memes he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household memes-
Minnie the Queen, Mint and Pepe,
Gib and mini14, Rare Pepe and Packers-
Be in their flowing threads freshly rememb’red.
This story shall the good mini teach his wife's son;
And April Fools shall ne’er go by,
From this post to the ending of the hate machine,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of minis;
For he to-day that posts his memes with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so manlet,
This day shall increase his height;
And minimen in Jow Forums now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their passes cheap whiles any speaks
That posted with us upon April Fools day.

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spamming on Jow Forums

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grill yourself

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kek.

bepis

This is not up for debate.

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Not even America.

Get fucked.

>bullpup
y tho

bebod

To weed out the lefties.

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Colorado

really spinnies the old mini

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Michigan.

I'll allow it.
we don't need some southpaw fucks giving us a bad name.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

mini guns are cute!

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what camo would minis wear?

THE DAY-M IS CLOSE

woodland

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Moldy taint. Know your place mini-niggers, under the boot of superiority!

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>Vining is a mini

Those scores are getting a little high, neighbor

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Test

mini went from dead last to 2nd
let's show those creme fuckers what's what

Do we get the GAU 8 as well?

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DEATH TO CREME FAGS

REND
MAIM
KILL

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brap

FUUUUUUU

we nearly have fuckign creme fags
PUSH FUCKING AHEAD LETS FUCKING GO
>

we're coming for you.

teamcheck

based

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uhh, so I've played morrowind all day and i come back to Jow Forums and find this
how do you vote?

Looks like you've already cast your lot.

You're in the wrong neighborhood, nigger.

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What is this

>2016
>being a peepfag

>imagine not being able to mini-text

satan quads confirms mini supremacy

nice reddit april fools joke from like 6 years ago

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What team is he on?

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