If a girl has the right build, could it be reasonable to conceal carry in her cleavage?

SOILED IT

>Far Cry 5 DLC sneak peak

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>mini
You like dfc lolis that's why

cute face. too bad she's mentally ill.

What kind of mental illness body dysmorphia causes someone to go this big?

I mean, yeah. What kind of faggot doesn't?

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Physically ill. Just in the luckiest damn way possible

>perfect
>looks stupid, but probably fun to play with
>full retard

>Physically
there's no drugs or hormones that can grow titties that big.
it's just mental illness manifesting itself though silicone.

Succ till ye die

>Tfw cop
>Tfw get to search her cleavage when she gets arrested

It's not all fun and games, it's mostly fat la creturas that actually do stuff to get arrested...

She had macromastia. Those weren’t implants.

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she's actually pretty cute now.

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milk truck arrive

I wouldn't mind creaming on those cones

Yeah but you wear wear tank tops or anything like that witha contour, it has to be stuff that overhangs.

Can't wear*

Yes

Possibly

Sure. I've seen cell phones (before they were all fucking huge), credit cards/wallets. Seems reasonable.

You know guys who like skinny girls are gay because traps are skinny too, right? The chances of a guy falling for a T H I C C trap are slim to none over some twig with a 15 yr old boy's body. Admit it, u r gay

Girls would always go on Howard Stern looking to do crazy shit to get boob job money, but they always had perky awesome little tits with pointy nips. Everyone would tell them they were fucking up something beautiful but they never listened.

Does*

Ftfy mini dick

HOGGED

> team penis butter
Denial fag confirmed

She could mule drugs with those. How does she stay upright?

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If anyone has sauce I'd appreciate it. Only been able to find these other two.

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tits this big arent really all that much fun

they're good for titty fucking, but they make even bigger dicks look small, you cant reach forward and play with them when doing doggy style, they grossly flop to each side when a girls in her back, you obviously cant fit them in your mouth, the nips usually dont get hard, they sag way to low later in life, theres a higher risk of breast cancer etc etc

if she got a reduction to a more manageable size she'd be really attractive

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Small dogs, iPads, microwaves, sub-compact cars...

wew lad

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i'm just here to check my team

>tfw roommate has DDs bordering on DDDs
>we're close enough that she walks around in her underwear and a tank top all the time
>constantly sending me porn
>have slowly turned her from hardcore antigun to only hating high cap mags, doesn't even want to ban ARs anymore
>has said if I actually gained more weight she'd like it more
>she got engaged this December
The only reason I didn't just shoot myself on the spot was because it would add to gun death stats