MEN OF CREMELECH STOP YOUR DREAMING
CAN'T YOU SEE THEIR SPEAR POINTS GLEAMING
SEE THIER CHOCO PENNANTS STREAMING
TO THIS BATTLEFIELD
HOLD THE LINE FROM THE UNCIVILIZED CHOCO MONGRELS
Joseph Adams
Kayden Cook
Fuck those chocomongs and their choco war chants.
Ethan Howard
MEN OF CREMELECH STAND YE STEADY
IT CAN NOT BE EVER SAID YE
FOR THE BATTLE WERE NOT READY
CREMEMEN NEVER YIELD
Tyler Hernandez
But it's randomly assigned, isn't it?
Jace Wood
FROM THE HILLS REBOUNDING
LET THIS WAR CRY SOUNDING
SUMMON ALL OF AT CREAMBIA'S CALL
THE MIGHTY FOE SURROUNDING
Carson Fisher
yes
Jackson Hall
MEN OF CREMELECH ONTO GLORY
SEE YOUR BANNER FAMED IN STORY
WAVE THESE BURNING WORDS BEFORE YE
"TEAM CREME SCORNS TO YIELD!"
Jacob Flores
MID THE FRAY SEE DEAD AND DYING
CREME N CHOCO TOGETHER DYING
ALL AROUND THE ARROWS FLYING
SCATTER SUDDEN DEATH
Joseph Clark
test
Brayden Rodriguez
fucking Cremelets always attacking Choco savages in some shithole somewhere. Notice the cowardly subcondiments never dare attack Peanut Butter, they'd get their clock cleaned
Benjamin Edwards
CREME STREAM DREAM TEAM. CREME STREAM DREAM TEAM. CREME STREAM DREAM TEAM.
Daniel Rogers
INSHALLAH
Luis Thomas
FRIGHTENED MINIS ARE WIDLY NEIGHING
BRAZEN PEANUTS LOUDLY BRAYING
WOUNDED CREME FOR MERCY PRAYING
WITH THEIR PARTING BREATH
Evan Green
SEE THEY'RE IN DISORDER,
CREMERADES KEEP CLOSE ORDER
EVER THEY SHALL RUE THE DAY
THEY VENTURED O'ER THE BORDER
Evan Martin
Let fly!
Easton Richardson
NOW THE CHOCO FLEES BEFORE US
VICTR'RY BANNER FLOATETH OE'ER US
RAISE THE LOUD EXULTING CHORUS
"TEAM CREME WINS THE FIELDS"
Benjamin Rivera
TONGUES OF FIRE ON IDRIS TASTING
Owen Morgan
Childhood is worshipping Team Creme. Adulthood is when Peanut Butter makes more sense
Cameron Baker
Hahahaha faggots im lighting your shit on fire and theres nothing you can do about it because GREEN IZ BEST
Christopher Bell
And a bayonet, sir, with some mutts in front of it
Christopher Peterson
Mine changed from Mini to PB. Sucks. I'd rather be green than yellow.
Parker Phillips
God damn I love being Creme
Elijah Clark
creme reporting int
Grayson Mitchell
Carter Howard
No
Reese's Union now
Logan Evans
NEVER
Lucas Peterson
No, it isn't random. Its based on the last couple digits of your IP.
Lucas Reyes
OOGA OOOGA OOOGA OOGA
Jacob Wright
creme are the new niggers
Luis Hall
CHOCOCHOCOCHOCOCHOCO
Thomas Martin
Tanya reporting in, all troops on standby. For the fatherland!
Blake Ross
>t. last place
Ethan Miller
creme dreme!
Jaxon Cooper
WHER DA WITE WIMMIN AT
James Miller
Hello fellow Creme compatriots
Hudson Garcia
Creme's got this shit in the bag
Juan Sanchez
Proof chocolates are nogs
Lucas Young
All Creams want chocolate inside of them, it’s the natural order of things.
Lincoln Russell
WIN THIS, TEAM CREME
YOU REPRESENT THE WHITE RACE
DO NOT
I REPEAT
DO N O T
LET THESE COCOA NIGGERS WIN!
Lincoln Richardson
I feel so lonely.
Lucas Carter
TRAITOR
Jose Kelly
Jokes on you, even the choco spurts creme from their phallus. THERE'S EVEN A CREME SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU RIGHT NOW WAITING TO COME OUT AND JOIN US
Blake Hernandez
You Crakas dont stand a chance
Michael Garcia
I arrive
Charles Martin
>IMPLYING (((CREMES))) ARE NOT SUBHUMAN.
Justin Ross
>CREMERADES
kek
Sebastian Hernandez
>t. (((Mini)))
Chase James
kek
Jaxson Brooks
Owen Young
Ay lmao
Hunter Hall
I was a Creme before I cleared my cookies.
Gabriel Young
Team creme is by far the dullest team in the history of Jow Forums teams. Seriously each post from those underaged newfags as they midnlessly try to get doubles has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the nonexistent OC, the team's only consistency has been its lack of intelligent posts, all to make the thread boring, to make the board seem soulless.
Perhaps the die was cast when Hiro vetoed the idea of only having four teams; he made sure the challenge would never be mistaken for a meaningful contest that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously nonsensical spam. The Creme team might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond team in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least they're going to win though
"No!"
The challenge has just started; there's still all day left. As I kept posting, I noticed that every time a creme poster would fail to get dubs, someone would say "This can't be happening, we're in charge here!"
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Creme posters' mind is so governed by cliches and dead memes that they have no other style of posting. Later I read a lavish, loving post about Creme posters by a Reddit tourist. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are spamming the board with dull and uninteresting memes at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to post on Reddit." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you're part of team "Creme" you are, in fact, trained to post on Reddit.
Evan Torres
Got a live one boys what shall we do with him?
Blake Cook
BAYONET EM OF COURSE! WE CAN'T LET EM CROSS NOT EVEN AN INCH!
William Morgan
CALLING ALL CREMERADES TO REGROUP AND FORM UP AGAIN, WE CANNOT LET THE CHOCO MENANCE PUSH ANYMORE
Robert Adams
NO SURRENDER
Xavier Clark
AYE SIR!
Brayden Kelly
Consider it done cremerade.
Jaxon Scott
I'm an Alabama nigger and I want to live free
Jose Harris
You have to go back to Chocfrica.
Jace Rivera
All memes aside, is this a good movie to watch? It's apparently based on one of the most badass showdowns in recent history.
Mason Wright
IN CREME WE PROSPER.
SO SAYETH THE BOOK OF CREME
Liam Phillips
Where the Victorian woken at?
Charles Carter
Juan Perry
Remove Choco
Eli Gomez
CREMESIANS NEVER DIE
Michael Cox
yeah, I thought it was pretty good when I last saw it
Luis Parker
Kill creamy!
Cooper Reed
Levi Miller
SLOT THE CHOCCIES
Charles Lee
Brandon Hughes
Creme will win
Lincoln Sullivan
Feast
Jeremiah Morgan
Lucas Cruz
Chocolate army reporting in. We shall defend our cocoa to the last.
Adam Rogers
The beans are ours...
Eli Reed
Jaxson Gomez
Yes mini-goy, fight the chocos.
Elijah Reyes
We can't fail now
Brayden Thompson
Like I'd listen to a fucking minicuck. kys yourself cocksucker
Brody Edwards
They help our cause
Owen Gutierrez
Rolling my allegiance.
Tyler Rogers
HOW DO YOU SCORE
Christian Lopez
Dumping a huge load of creme
Andrew Hernandez
Bring it on bucko (me on the left)
Nathaniel Johnson
When you're wounded and left on the Chocolate plains, And the Oompa-Loompas come out to cut up what remains, Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains An' go to your God like a soldier!
Ryder Gomez
OOGAH BOOGA
Lucas Evans
I leave this hell for a week and suddenly there's a war
Ayden Evans
Is peep the rarest?
Jayden Carter
Justin Watson
Is this a race war
Ethan Hill
Jackson Nelson
just shitpost
Jose Evans
Yes, and unsurprisingly the Chocos are winning, cremecucks never stood a chance against the glorious BBC (Big Black Chocolate)
Julian Baker
FUCK YOU CREAM. TEAM CHOCOLATE UNITE!
Cameron Lopez
fuck off chocongoid
Brody Cook
GONNA SHAKA ZULU YOUR CREME ASS
Jaxon Sanchez
NOT ON MY WATCH BITCH
Gabriel Perez
That just tickled, gotta try harder peepis
Blake Thompson
It's over boys. Team chocolate reigns supreme. African war brides for all!