How many of chelsea handler's bodyguards do you think you could defend yourself against with an AR-15 assault rifle?

If this the case I could take them all on

If this is the case I would be lucky to take on one at a time.

>get hired on as Chelsea Handler’s private security
>when you’re hired you get a custom suit tailored by some fancy place
>also get a custom Korth Combat in .357 made to your specs on what kind of materials, finish, and barrel length you want

She’s a fucktard but I’d work for her in that scenario.

You know they're all armed with glocks and she just doesn't know what she's talking about.

really? so she forces them to all use single shots or revolvers? two faced hypocrite leftist scum bitch

>how many of chelsea handler's bodyguards do you think you could defend yourself against with an AR-15 assault rifle?
All of them.

This is the majority of Hollywood elites
>have armed bodyguards
>has no understanding of firearms
>want to take away YOUR gun rights

>be bodyguard with korth 357
>hicks with holstered glocks and sbr ar-15's show up to "talk" to my boss
>"sure, you guys look ok"
and thats the story of how my korth got lost in a pawn shop boating accident

Yeah obviously this. She's a liberal and a woman. that means she's double retarded already. I bet she can't even drive a car much less a stick. Women are fucking useless beyond sex, housekeeping, cooking, and popping out babies. The 19th amendment was a mistake.

What if we start a bodyguard service in open carry states comprised of cowboy action speed shooters that will follow you around as you go about town

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That depends on if their body armor is made out of children.

I wonder if any of the guards mansplained their guns to her.

>mansplain
i think you mean "gunsplain"

We'd probably get more business if we all dressed in baseball caps, sunglasses, tye-die t-shirts, and cargo shorts. Nobody would expect a dad-look-alike packing a purse gun.

>We need to take guns away from everyone because some mutt kid went nuts!
>But what about your armed guards?
>Well, like, uh, they're not killing anyone...
Is this bitch serious?

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What are her armed guards armed with? Single action revolvers? Single shot rifles?

I very much doubt her "armed guards" are packing anything less than semi-automatic polymer handguns ala Glock or Springfield Armory. She can afford better than mall cops and no security firm would ever issue guns from two centuries ago to their operators.

This - she doesn't even fucking know what semi-automatic actually means and I highly doubt her guards are carrying revolvers of any type

How much heat does a bodyguard pack? How good is the average bodyguard?

All of them

Technically, the company she uses has beaten reporters and paparazzi. And they also carry semi automatic pistols and shotguns.....

Just sayn

Who is this bitch and why should I care?

>How much heat does a bodyguard pack?
High probability of compact 9mm pistol. Favored cop and military caliber (for branches that actually issue sidearms) and private security tends to draw from those backgrounds. Berettas, Glocks, Springfields, Smith and Wesson, and potentially more locally accessible manufacturers if available. Glocks are a meme among them, and a popular go-to.
>How good is the average bodyguard?
How good is the average cop? Imagine a bouncer with limited range training that might have MAYBE had to point it at a real person once or twice. There's your archetypal bodyguard. Not going to find a lot of stone cold killers because those people don't keep jobs.

How dare you splainspain to me??

We've officially reached peak 'splainin

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>mall cops
>operators

Jow Forums

They carry revolvers?

Is operator not an appropriate word for former beat cops or military police that now work security professionally? I mean, they're not Delta Operators clearly but I don't know what else to call them. Retainers? Human Resources? Contractors? Yeah that last one works, contractors.

Y’all already know

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>former cops
>ever being called operators
Holy shit, I know you pussies think youre hot shit but until you get up at 0400 and run 10 miles before an entire day of training to kill ACTUAL combatants, not Farmer Joe who has a pump gun in his truck which triggers you to the point of magdumping him, youre nothing more than a fuckboy.
>wat about SWAT
Read above faggot.

Will you stop throwing a tantrum over diction? I already corrected myself.

>being this insecure
lmao

>calling out cops for the pussies they are is being insecure
Imagine being so insecure you have to constantly act like you are on par with military operators, while then shooting unarmed nonviolent homeowners over "muh safety" meanwhile operators on the other side of the world are charging into buildings loaded with explosives and drugged out hajis with AKs.
Kek.

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I'm not even sure why you're so upset about it since I made it pretty clear in this post that they usually are the kind of people who haven't seen real action in the first place: Goddamn dude are you a Marine or something? Relax.

*imagines you*

Theyre not operators because working security at a fixed place for an indeterminate amount of time (ie retirement) isnt an operation.

Beat cops arent operating unless its a sting which swat normally does.

Nobody is an operator unless they are currently taking part in an operation is all im saying. I know its semantics but its like "tactical"

I thought she was a comedian, not a journalist

There is not really a meaningful distinction days.

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I'm not killing anyone either.

Doubtless her guards all CC Puckle guns

>Is operator not an appropriate word for former beat cops or military police that now work security professionally?
The correct term is bacon bandito, remember they are the agents of regressive taxation a la road piracy.

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