Abstract concept. how would you kill yourself and make it look like an accident/confuse as many people as possible?

Are there lolis in skyrim now?
Why the fuck have they been stuck on skyrim for so long anyway? Neither morrowind or oblivion got this much time in the spotlight. Kinda like how they've been on gtaV for like 5 years

Then get a good friend to put your head (still attached to your hands) in a basketball hoopso it looks like you dunked your own head

Dehydration in front of a computer screen logged onto Runescape

Remember that one guy that suggested you shoot yourself with a gun tied to balloons outside?

Oh yes...

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oh lol i remember that thread now. good times

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Tie some weights around your waist and jump-off a bridge. No one will ever find you. They will forever never know what happened.

Stand in front of a train

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What's that Todd? Play Morrowind again? You got it.

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Shoot yourself in the eye with a bunch of cleaning supplies on the table

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gareth_Williams
>Police visited Williams's home during the afternoon of Monday 23 August 2010, as a "welfare check" after colleagues noted he had been out of contact for several days.[10] His decomposing naked remains were found in a red The North Face bag, padlocked from the outside, in the bath of the main bedroom's en-suite bathroom
>A subsequent Metropolitan Police re-investigation concluded that Williams's death was "probably an accident

just annoy the R*ssians

>morrowind
[silt rider sounds]

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D-DELET THIS S'WIT

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That looks like shit and doesn't fit the style of the rest of the game at all.

here's your (You)

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idk man looks like stock adorable faces, too horsefaced

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Generally, I prefer "Mugging" my target and blaming it on some random nigger

Screen cap or anything?

Gun powder on your hands. Plus forensics analysts know the exact amount of length between your fatal wound and the tip of the barrel . Due to blood splatter.
I didnt even need to add the amount of phone calls placed of a black gun tied to a baloon flying through the air.
You would have every local dipshit news cast on it.

THIS

Dress up as a clown. Drive 100mph down the highway as I take a lethal dose of heroin and shoot myself in the head.

Head in knuckle? Under wheel? Anything else would be stupid painful. Fuck having them call an xtra just to separate those cars.

I remember one involving a fursuit, a automobile and a parachute.

I would dress myself as a clown, my name would be "Robert the clown with a very funny voice"
I would construct a special mask that would allow me to inhale helium continuously for a funny voice effect and I would die at my first show.

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Rolling stock or coupling , which do you choose?

10/10

>wade into a shallow creek, waist high
>shoot yourself
>gun sinks
>you float
>blood and GSR is washed off of your body by the time they fish you out
>even if they find the gun, it looks like somebody just shot you and tossed the body and the gun at the same time

for all the shit that's holy, this is quite excellent, my good man.
divinely underrated.

Laziness. They're milking those cows for all they're worth.

do you think about this often, user?

Usually I'm trying to work out how to kill other people.

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good lad, keep up the good work.
and remember if you really want to fuck with the police take their phone with you to somewhere like a strip club and leave it.

phone's are constantly transmitting your geo location so it would be funny if you made the police wade through shit to get to the phone in a tunnel or something.

First, I would purchase enough nitroglycerin and lighter fluid to be considered a meal. Then I would consume the nitroglycerin and lighter fluid. Next I get out my reliable English Longbow. You know the game people play where they toss food in the air and catch it in their mouths? Basically, I would gurgle some lighter fluid in my mouth, and then retrieve my longbow, I ignite my arrow into a flaming status, and then I would launch the arrow directly upwards into the air. Next I would attempt to eat/catch the arrow in my gaping mouth, similar to the food catching game. Hopefully when I consume the arrow (no matter the amount of attempts made), the piercing flame will be powerful enough to ignite the nitroglycerin and lighter fluid within my body. Causing me to spontaneously combust, hopefully providing and interesting show for everyone involved with the clean up crew.

Choke on hard candy while getting fucked by a horse. It would look like a regular case of suffocation while I was having sex, happens all the time.

>Get a gun
>Tie a bunch of helium filled balloons to it
>Go outside
>Bang
>Gun flies off
>No evidence you shot yourself

Did he ded

Actually now that you mention it I might have to get creative. I'm not TY&E, in mechanical, locomotive overhaul and wreck repair. It would be tough to make a rolling stock death look accidental with a 5mph speed limit and point guard at all times. Would be tricky to ensure a death look accidental with line of fire, pinch point etc injuries and be painless.

>consume laundry detergent in colorful packaging, placing a camera pointing at your position helps
>wear intimidating, suggestive clothing while visibly armed, approach people with camera in hand

Thanks, gonna try this one out

You don't want your family to hurt at the idea of your suicide, do you user? You've definitely come up with a way for them to hurt less at your actions; a way to spare them the grief of suicide and replace it with anger at a ghost murder. Thanks by the way for giving me the same idea, if I ever go down that route.

Say you did this. 3 non fatal headshots and 1 fatal, do you think the coroner would know?

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