Advice/Help

Hey Jow Forums I was wondering if I could ask for some help.

Recently I've gained the desire to buy a BB gun (An image is provided). I told my parents about this but my mother doesn't want me getting one. she then told me about this one time where I nearly got killed with one (I was around 2 years old and still in her arms) and she counts that as a reason

would you guys classify that as a valid reason?

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This is the most British thing I've ever read on Jow Forums

When you go shopping for picnic supplies make sure to bring your ID

Why do you guys got to pick on me? Can't you just be helpful?

Buy a real gun and shoot yourself

:^)))))

Real guns are hard as fuck to get in the UK though

Its not a valid reason. Just say that whatever happened back then was because of irresponsibility by the shooter and that you can handle this. Your mother just wants to protect you but is being irrationally afraid of something that won't harm you. :^)

What does what happened in the past have anything to do with the current situation. Like honestly ask her to explain that.

You are no longer a toddler, you aren't going to get killed by a BB gun.

I might return to this question without anonymity one day

Your mother is fucking retarded. I feel bad for what ever poor dude fucked her and made you.

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Can’t be bait if true. You are obviously not man enough to step up over a toy hahahaha

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not if you know any fucking chav mate

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how the fuck do you cucks even sleep with out a shank or a tool fucking wet men

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holy shit its the return of suck me blud hows it banging

>>>/die/

considering the person who asked is 16 and cannot get a gun or even a gun licence

My mom bought me a handgun at 19 because America isn't full of retard babies who almost die from BB guns

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>OP is in the U.K.
>must be 18 to purchase a knife
>U.K. routinely confiscates bike tires cuz “weapon”
Just leave the U.K. m8
Pic related

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>"lost my mother to a bike wheal"
>"and we're very sorry to hear that"

FUCKING. KEK.

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