>Hey user, it's me Grandpa. What's this I hear about you complaining that assault rifles over eight pounds are "too heavy"? Sonny, I had to lug this M1 from Oahu to Okinawa! And I had Polio as a kid! Maybe it's my fault...if I had been tougher on your father maybe you wouldn't have turned out like this. Thank god I'm dead now.
Hey user, it's me Grandpa...
Nathaniel Rogers
Ian Thomas
fuck you grandpa i have to lug over 70lbs of shit on my back plus rifle and ammo, all you had to carry was water and your swingin dick you non light infantry non knee injury non back pain having motherfucker
Caleb Gomez
>hand my Korean War vet grandpa my A4 clone
>blows his mind
>then I brought out the red dots
Warriors will always think weapons are cool, no matter what era they are from.
Robert Green
even back then, they had the carbine which was significantly lighter than the garands
Jonathan Roberts
Tell me about the 50lbs in armor you wore asshole
Michael Anderson
one day there will be no more world war veterans left, makes me sad man
Brayden Edwards
We just need to make more. You could be one and just not know it yet.
Parker Watson
>implying we won't be fighting world war 3 by then
Michael Watson
That's nothin' compared to the crippling depression current generation has to carry every day.
Tyler Cook
Can't wait to hear the conversations between vets of today and their Grandkids decades from now.
>50 lbs of armor? Whatever old man, I have to wear this heavy-ass 300 lbs exo-suit. What's that? Yeah, I'm still on that same patrol you had in Afghanistan.
Levi Gonzalez
as long as its against china im in. gonna get me a gook dick necklace
Nolan Foster
You're like that guy at the start of every war movie who gets BTFO in the first five minutes of combat.
Christian Bennett
make my dick into necklace for me
Christopher Lee
I'm half German half Turkish so either one of my Grandpas would have a hell lot of other things to say to me. But the last sentence would probably be the same. From both of them
Samuel Anderson
>Jow Forums is hanging out at the staging point waiting for assault to begin
>we're all huddled around a miniature Jow Forumsube giving last offerings
>mass breaks and we split into our small groups
>user is shouting about how many dicks he's going to collect
>goes from group to group chatting, bragging about dick trophies
>most of the guys just make gay jokes
>we head out to begin maneuvers
>goes total cluster fuck
>arty and MGs laying onto us
>turn just to see Dick user get vaporized by an RPG
>his dick flies out of the explosion like flesh colored shrapnel
>hits me in the face
>fucking dick user
Sounds about right.
David Mitchell
>you fought for the wrong side gramps
Ryder Gomez
fuck off Jow Forums
Justin Hernandez
When is Jow Forums productions gonna branch out into big budget movies? I'm still holding out for Tank Story.
Dominic Fisher
It took a few years, but those crafty Japs managed to beat us in the end.
Nathaniel Jenkins
needs to have a M60/T62 love-hate relationship that ends up with them as a couple
Jaxon Diaz
jokes on you, my grandpa didn't use a semi auto rifle, he had a 1911A1 (which he always told me was basically useless in battle for anything other than when someone was trying to kill you from less than 30 yards away) and a shit ton of artillery shells.
he's probably killed more norks than your grandpa has, that's for sure.
Ayden Bennett
I never knew how much I needed this until now.
Benjamin Wood
>he's probably killed more norks than your grandpa has, that's for sure
My Grandpa was in WW2 so...yeah, probably.
Levi Carter
These plus the one time I jokingly talked shit about rails to a Nam vet at the range while discussing my a1 clone his response was, paraphrasing here, "Whatever lets you kill the bastards." like says.
The future is now bois, embrace it.
>Yeah, I'm still on that same patrol you had in Afghanistan
wew
Anthony Adams
We've already got one love subplot going on (between Sherman and Stug), I feel like the M60/T62 relationship would work better as those guys that are always arguing about who is better but become best bros by the end of the adventure.
Like Legolas and Gimli.
Josiah James
And they would both be right.
Brayden Ortiz
yeah, that's true
>My gun's bigger, fatty
>yeah at least I don't take my crew's arms off
>at least I can operate my own gun
>not that you can hit anything with it
>fuck you, amerikanski
Caleb Peterson
Ever carried an 70lbs rucksack and carrying an M249 around a steaming hot shithole of a desert village after village waiting to shoot something. What's your excuse, gramps?