OK Jow Forums what are some good milsurp parkas that are acceptable to wear in public...

OK Jow Forums what are some good milsurp parkas that are acceptable to wear in public? I just got a wonderful flektarn bundeswehr parka and it is great, but it would be autistic to wear it in my university campus.

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>he's too much of a pussy to wear a fleck parka when it's cold out

Dude, I had hot black girls grinding on me at clubs when I went out with it during the winter.

>but it would be autistic to wear it in my university campus

It comes with velcro for patches, right? Just get a nice big Autism puzzle logo and stick it on there.

Then you'll be socially accepted for wearing it because everyone will tell from your patch you're autistic.

You're scared of other people thinking you have the 'tism? Then go wear whatever the fuck everyone else wears if you're too huge of a pussy to wear something else.

>it would be autistic to wear it in my university campus.
...why?
Fleck is as normie mainstream as it comes. Everyone and their mothers wear it around where I'm from, from underaged teen girls to TV show hosts.

I wear wehrmacht repros every day. I stick to feldgrau though, the camos are too noticeable.

Nobody really cares what you wear. People routinely wear cringy-ass shit nowadays and it's pretty accepted. If you think it looks good, don't let what you think others will think about it stop you.

Also Flecktarn is widely accepted because it's the most aesthetic modern camo. It's also dirt cheap so poor hipsters raided all the surplus stores for it. I see normies wearing it all the time. When I wore my fleck parka I'd even get compliments and questions from random people. Only reason I stopped is because my psoriasis got worse and my skin became too sensitive to polyester.

Asos sells flecktarn surplus parkas

Rappers wear flecktarn parkas all the time

Shit Justin beiber.wears that shit

Flecktarn, woodland, austrian M65

I get mires for my alpenflage all the diddly ding dong time. Mostly by redneck girls, urban gentlemen and trendy asians. It's not what you wear, it's what you wear it with.

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Basic fasion rule for dummies when "military" looking clothing is involved is to only wear one of those items. Flecktarn parka is fine if your pants, shirt and shoes aren't military looking

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How many gay pornos you been in then?

I wear full military clothing often but I mix tops and bottoms to avoid looking too military-ish. Like green trousers with grey jacket or the other way around.

>implying the don't grind on literally anything and everything

Fantano, is that you?

flecktarn seems to not make people bitch that much. it seems like they would but it's a bit more in your head. maybe don't wear it in a school, any jacket that goes to knee level or lower freaks people out because "muh columbine school shooter trench coat".

if you are kinda afraid of people getting triggered at camo, then just wear something like Strichtarn (east german and some slovakian surp) or something like OD green (the czechs made a really nice parka in OD that can still be found for super cheap, also there are still yugo parkas out there, some of which presumably have removed kebab, hopefully).

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no, unless you live in a poor rural area. Everyone will think you are super autistic.

I get a tad mad that allmost everybody can wear this. Saw a Punk with a Feldmütze and thought he was a fucking slobby soldier first,

gonna hijack this thread real quick, i have a belgian m90 jacket i wanma wear in public but its got airborne patches and i dont wanna get stolen valored, advice Jow Forums? dont wanna remove the patches either cause muh collecibility

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you have 2 options
1:
>remove patches
>wear it in public
>look autistic as fuck
2:
>keep patches
>wear it in public
>look slightly more autistic

*gonna, fuck

>stolen valor
Does anyone still pretend to give a shit about that when it's obvious it's just a random guy wearing a random item?

what if i put lgbt patches on it

I dont know, maybe your family lacks prominence and it doesnt matter if you act autistic in public. If so, go right ahead. I wouldnt be caught dead in that shit and besmirch my family's good reputation of not having autistic half-wits roaming the earth.

what if everybody is autistic where i live? everybody here has worn some kind of camo in public

I just dislike people wearing uniform or uniform looking parts. I am also annoyed by rap-wear and punk-shit.
So I guess it is mostly just general autism, but I believe that a uniform has a specific function and is not a fashion item. Annoys me a tad more.

>Everybody has to walk around in grey overalls forever,reeeee.

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I wear bits of WW2 uniforms or repros daily but it's not all that noticeable, and I live in a super rural area so I don't anybody even notices

Well, I am from germany. If you wear anything Wehrmacht-y you get noticed rather quickly.

Wow congrats come back when a human woman touches you, sperg

Also, I believe it is not very tastefull to wear Wehrmacht stuff. It looks like a political statement in that direction.

>chest hair

>Envious chest-baldy.

I wear Wehrmacht stuff every day but nothing too obvious. No camo, just plain colors. It's not so much a political statement, I like old things and the German WW2 stuff looks good. I also wear some Swedish and Finnish items

Well, justt wanted to say it is different here. For obvious reasons. I like you enjoying history and having fun with it.

I forgot to say I'm in France, close to Germany. Sometimes I worry a bit that someone will notice, but so far so good.

Oh hey, well...that is rather adventurous then. I am from the Saarland. Nice to meet a fellow borderperson.

>Tfw the german dialects on the french side die and it will be more difficult for you, the Luxembourgers and us to talk.

They were trying to get your money

I'm a big guy with a bald head so I've got to be really careful with this shit, I go from zero to nazi officer with one longish coat.

I find if you pair innocent looking items, colourful hat or sweater, and maybe really modern sneakers it's easier to pull it off around normal humans.

milsurp clothing is pretty effay lately

Hairless is superior

>my psoriasis got worse and my skin became too sensitive to polyester.

Stop eating shit food and get of your fat ass, Neet.

Only when I’m balls deep in smooth ass.

Is it cute boy ass?

When you’re fucking a smooth twink, they’re pretty much identical.

Milsurp is never good to wear in public. Might was well tell everyone you're a faggot. The only acceptable time to wear milsurp is for camping, and only if it was issued to you and you're saving money by not buying better civilian stuff.

best place to buy milsurp online?

bullshit

You only get milsurp if you're some faggot neverserved that thinks milsurp is superior to civilian stuff. It might be cheaper sometimes, but rarely is it better.

I served, and the stuff I have is all camo. I don't want to wear camo. I buy milsurp because most of it is usually less fancy but longer lasting and that's what matters.

just wear it. i wear full gorka suits sometimes. normalfags can fuck off.

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If you think milsurp lasts longer than civilian stuff, you need to stop shopping at walmart.

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80s era czech infantry coat, it's goat tier. Ill take a pic of mine when I get home from work

There's no Walmart in my parts. I'm very happy with the longevity of the stuff I have so I see no reason to blow more money on civilian stuff.

depends on what you're looking for and how much you can spend, really

Fair enough.

Are you in Belgium? If not, most people won't give a shit and won't know wtf it means. Otherwise you should remove or find a way to hide them. I personally only cringe when people wear medals as decoration and there's no way someone who's 20 something or younger is a Vietnam vet.

Buddy, military clothing is usually pretty practical, durable and cheap sometimes with nifty colors and influences civilian clothing quite a bit. As long as they don't have patches, wearing the whole thing approaching uniform and claiming shit, it should be fine except for current dress uniforms.
It's ok man, people see racists today as Richard spencer wannabe's and not people bald and wearing milsurp. Skinheads are almost a thing again since everyone wears bombers with jeans, only thing missing is tall boots. None of the working class association behind it though, but consumerism, /fa/ bs.
This guy embraces the autism.
But it does for the price point.