What your weapons say about you thread

are you a tacti-tard? Are you stuck in the 80s? Are you limited by your shitty states terrible laws?

Tell us your two fave funs and we'll tell you who you are as a man.

PTR 16" in classic wood
S&W 6946

Pic unrelated.

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My wardrobe is stuck in the 80s, but I live in Florida so it's okay.

>man
>carries around the most cowardly weapon ever invented
You rednecks are hilarious. So oblivious.

so I assume you anally CCW a bad dragon for self-defense?

Not my cup of tea, but, hey - you do you.

I'll play. It's really hard to pick favorites but:

K11 with all matching parts and a know provenance
Sig p220 ST (German frame) with an action job and a QRT from the Sig Armorer

Bonus round. My wife's favorite is her CZ52 all matching.

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You're an american and love mom and apple pie but are a euroboo at heart.

You just think that American precision isn't as good as the European ones, and ever so slightly lord it over your fellow shooters. Sure, you could've bought something american and upgraded it to be as good/as accurate, but, why do that when you can even more and lord it over the plebs?

You rascal you.

Your wife works for the KGB - Czech branch.

God damn, I can't argue with you. Pretty damn accurate. Good job.

Hrm.
You love the aesthetics of wood but also enjoy the modernity of pistol grips. Those two sides of you are at odds but found a happy medium with the wood furniture of the PTR. You would have gotten a CETME if you could have but were stuck with the PTR. You don't really like Com-Bloc weapons or you would have just gotten an AK but that would have made you feel a little too much like a bad guy from a 90's action movie.

With the Smith, you were looking for a good strong American workhorse with a proven record. You feel that modern striker fired polymer guns are okay but just a little sketchy. Something you can't put your finger on makes you uncomfortable when using them. It's probably the trigger pull. When you want to pull the trigger you want it to mean something, hence the DAO. Plus it makes you feel a little safer than the trigger safety. You still like the double stack and 9mm aspect of the wonder 9s but just like the weight and feel of metal better.

All in all, would have a beer with.

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Of what I own: USP Expert 9mm, Beretta 84bb.

Shiiiiit, get out of my brain.

the 90s AK movie villian thing was me to a "T", and why I eventually drifted to the PTR.

6lb trigger pulls freak me out in CCW pistols, so I want it to break clean after I pull the SHIT out of them, not get a lil spooped and have it fire when I don't mean it to.

>All in all, would have a beer with.

You too brother. You too.

They say I'm a poorfag
>type 56 sks
>h&r single shot 12 gauge
>10/22 takedown

>ARs and Glocks
>i am boring but i want to be able to shoot sustainably with cheap mags and ammo
>also all semi autos with high capacity clipazines because fuck libshits 5ever

My two favorites are my Jericho 941F and my Chinese Type 56 SKS.

>S&W model 27
>Auto-5

I already know I'm an old man stuck in a young guy's body.
>inb4 hurr fuddity fudd fudd

You're well off financially and probably like European things. I'm guessing you drive a German luxury car and own at least one mid to high range luxury watch.

SAM7SF
Sig P229 Legion Compact

You're a cute girl trapped in an young guy's body?

And you're also under 21 apparently.
You drive a Subaru and you microbrew.

>I'm guessing you drive a German luxury car
Used to drive an Audi S4, got rid of it to buy more guns and travel more.

>own at least one mid to high range luxury watch.
Pic related qualify?

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>Un-neutered AR-10
>Ruger Vaquero in.44 mag
>Uberti Walker
>Pietta 1858 Remington

Well my reading comprehension is terrible

Nope, I drive a rusty 04 focus and I have liver problems so I can't drink. Made me giggle though.

Also wife says, "Heт. Я нe pyccкий шпиoн. Я cкpoмнaя чeхocлoвaцкaя кpecтьянкa."

I dunno what it means but it sounds like what how she speaks when she is sleep talking.

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I guess I haven't really thought much about a second favorite but my absolute favorite gun is my M1 rifle, maybe the runner up is either my Arisaka or XM177E2 styled AR.

S&W M&P 5"
Schmidt-Rubin 96/11

That armorer's kit is sick my dude.

>80's vintage Remington 870 with riot barrel
>S&W 639

Both were former police guns that we're barely fired. I think I love them most simply because they we're really good deals. $150 for the scattergun and $350 for the pistol.

PSA AR15
Ruger American Rifle in .308

Pissed off that he'll never work for the CRASH unit.

PAP M92
>surplus wood handguard with Serbian cross trench art and cheese grater top guard
>Side-folding mechanism with shockwave brace

and

Ruger Super Redhawk
>.454 casull
>hogue grip
>early 2000’s target grey finish

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M44 and a ruler vaquero in .357 mag, good luck trying to figure me out

I bet you own that Fallout collection where the packaging is shaped like a Mini Nuke.

After looking at the CRASH Wikipedia page...
>The state librarian, Kevin Starr, wrote in his history of California in the 1990s that "CRASH ... became, in effect, the most badass gang in the city."
I'd have to say you're not wrong

You're very plain. You always pay your taxes, always go to your 9 to 5 job on time, and come home to your 2 and a half kids and your 7/10 wife that you have sex with with your 5.5 inch dick two to three times per week.

My Sphinx SDP standard and my STI 1911 range master. Both are competition pistols and I can't buy anything else cause I live in Europe.

Sig P320
Glock 19
Glock 26
AR Pistol
Winchester M70 7mm Rem Mag

>Winchester 94 in .30-30
>1911, but with modern features like Novak sights and a light rail

AG m/42b Ljungman
Pre-98 Browning BPS 10 ga or alternatively Grendel SRT-20F 7.62x51

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hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with being the pumpkin spice latte of the gun world. That's why it's popular.

There's also the 'spontaneity' and customization factor. I want new stuff - I'm looking at 1 or 2 places that make accessories, you can man barbie till you're heart's content.

Yes, but, deep within every man's heart is the knowledge that the poorfag's right. You've got everything a man could need: war/durr gun, skeet/bird gun, trainer. The end. You will be set till the end of time my friend - nothing wrong with that.

You love cowboy bebop and find guns that are as much conversation pieces/amusement as they are for shooting. When your older we'll see you buy rare prototypes in obscure calibers just to give yourself the giggles at the range.

You have 0 reading comprehension but you know quality when you see it. You're the man who can spot the diamond in the rough, but, you're not going to jump on the bandwagon too quickly - let's let gold old Father time be the judge.

You just fucking love the fireball. Don't matter what it is - your dream is to CCW an obrez if only to watch your enemies catch fire.

You've considered the legalities of a flamethrower.

Saiga12
Sig SP2022

AR 15 and CZ75
I've just started collecting guns

M1A tactical and Mg-42

Hey, let some asshole at the state pay for all the sweet gats, right? And you know they're fun to shoot.

Maybe you should grow out that big ole porn 'stache like you've been saying you should.

And hell, there are used crown vics out there for cheap...

Honorable mention to the Red 9 C96

You appreciate the classics, but, you're not a collector (if you were - you'd never want the M1A let ALONE a tactical edition). You want to own the cool shit and still shoot 'em still use em.

Hell yeah it's an M14 but doesnt' weigh 12lbs - let's shoot the shit out of it. Hell yeah it's a mauser, but, I don't have to custom order ammo from ammo engine - let's go down to the store and pick up some hot shit for it and blast away.

You're a man who loves his gun-milfs - they're older gals, but, they're not trophy wives, give 'em a spin.

You've seen the light on metal and polymer, but, you don't want to dip your toe into the Hyper-experimental artistry that is ultra cutting edge shit (I'm looking at you Taurus Curve). What's the cheapest and most effective of this generations firearms? Got 'em? Good.

Now train and outshoot every old fudd on the planet.

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you enjoy trolling - both online and in person.

All handguns owned are compact.

Comfortable with short barrel.

Peak 80s classic aesthetics exterior, 90s neon magfollowers on the inside.

Listens to Killing Joke under earpro.

>Tell us your two fave funs and we'll tell you who you are as a man.
These two:

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you want the best ways to murder communists for the era.

You want to kill soviets - you're ready.
You want to kill VC - you're ready.
You want to kill the grandkids of the first soviets - you're ready.

Bring it you hammer and sickle motherfuckers. WOLVERINES!

>mfw no qt Czech waifu embracing me affectionately whilst using me as a vantage point to commit acts of sabotage against my country in order to build a socialist utopia from the mangled corpse of a destroyed Western liberal market economy.

imagine being loved.

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tfw when your Native genes don't allow you to grow a big ol porn 'stache.

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Oh shit, that'd be an awesome show - a 70s cop drama set on the rez with like funky bass lines and huge gunfights.

Id watch the shit out of it.

>Reds in Blues
That would be a dope show

OH SHIT THAT NAME!

My two favorites? Shit. That's hard.

My Glock 36, and my Saiga.

I never got to shoot my AR-15 because my dad kept it when I moved out and Bubba'd it. (Long story, but can post. Will make Jow Forums rage.)

You know how momentum works? Mass * velocity, and since we're not shooting at relativistic speeds, You'll never catch me with no faggy light round.

7.62 and .45 is all a man needs. Hell, even russians come up with good ideas some times.

I'll take that.

>out of 25 guns, only 7 don't have wood

Fuck this is hard. I have so many AKs and other random eastern bloc guns so I'm almost ashamed to say my favorites. They're just so fun to shoot and I always find myself bringing these two with me

4.5" 9mm AR SBR
Sig 1911 with AAC Tirant 45

Savage 99 and security 9

1. Colt Officer's Model Match
2. Beretta DT-11

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>cowardly weapon
sure are a lot of trash poople around these days

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Wood, women, liquor. All of the finer things in life take time to acquire. Yes, you can have cheap thrills, but, they're that: cheap and disposable.

You're not buying a weapon - or a gat - you're buying a piece of something wonderful. A piece of art.

Also, doing skeet with a pump or a SxS makes you a barbarian. Grow up.

You love shitposting on Jow Forums while Ruger pays for it.

In all seriousness - hey, they're a classic american company (well, now that bill's dead), and they kill durr/intruders as much as the next gun with great customer service and a minimum amount of fuss.

Why buy lots of different guns from different companies when you can just work with one?

RDB
C96

Do you know how much a box of 5.56 is these days? 7.62?! 30-06?!!!

No no no - when I'm shooting, I want a platform with a lot of accessories, that's CQB as fugg, and where (with pocket lint) I can wage war on coke-cans and intruders alike.

Besides - it's a fucking 4.5" like subgun - it's like a grease gun that doesn't cost 12k or suck! Come on bumpfire it into that log!

YEAAAAH BOOOOOOY

you loved the idea of the RFB, but, are still skeeved out by Kel tec's QC and didn't want all that .308 next to your face.

Besides FUCK having to find FAL mags - I just wanna .223 and look cool while doing it.

Maybe you wanted a Tavor but are Anti-Semitic.

Sako 85 Bavarian in 6.5x55 SE and Beretta UGB-25 XCEL of the guns I own.

B&T APC-308 and Blaser R8 of the guns I dream of owning.

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I'm not only a Euro - I'm rich enough to be called "eccentric" and not nuttier than squirrel shit.

Favorite 4
>Smith and Wesson 686+
>M48 Mauser
>Marlin 39
>Poverty pony ar-15

>Favourites

- Steyr M1912

- Remington Model 8 in .35

I'd love an FAL, but they're banned here in fucking Canada

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incapable of reading the fucking OP where we said 2 gats max.

You're lighter than your girlfriend and have a fantastic moustache wax.

You do hope that the Krauts behave themselves or bully you'll have to help out Mommy England against that Prussian bully!

You might be a time traveler.

I'm capable, I just ignored because it's very difficult to pick 2

Close, I’m a huge fallout fan but I hate fo4, good guess tho

This is a breddy gud thread

so you Can read but choose to be a special snowflake instead? That says more than your guns ever will.

If guns were a pokemon line - you'd be the second evolution from the fudd. The Charmeleon to the Rem-700 .308, pappy's 1911 Charmander.

You haven't ascended to the Cap-and-Ball 185X Dragoon pistol and Musketoon Charizard.

>Marlin 39

I refuse to assess you because I'm so goddamn jealous. Can't find a decent one anywhere

M1 Garand and Type 38 Carbine or my XM177E2.

Savage MK I (single shot bolt action .22lr) with peep sights and a Boyds AT One stock.

CZ Mallard over under 12 gauge.

I swear I'm not a fudd, I own an AR-15, those are just the ones I have the most fun with.

you're this guys type.

>m1a with sage ebr, chambered in 6.5
>ACR

You're not just a fudd - you're a TECHNO FUDD.

You'll upload racist overused memes on the hottest insta pages and and say obummer's not your president while playing VR chat in 4k.

You are the alpha and the omega - the Mini-14 with an electronic magazine counter and internal chronometer. You are past and future all at once.

Jesus Christ, what are you? Youre the unexplained hieroglyphs that could be the ancient alchemical secrets to transmute lead to gold or the egyptians equivalent of a dick joke.

You are a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a series of overpriced-, underperforming rifles.

Dont own these yet but from gun reviews and also other reasons.
M48 puska (Zastava arms weapon that my father used in the Bosnian war)
AK-47 (classic gun thats great for everything)
and also the M48 (gas-operated, air-cooled, belt-fed yugoslav gun. Perfect for spraying down enemy forces with while blasting various yugoslav war songs)

you are the guy posting guns that you don't even own who should probably rent them at the range before buying anything just to see if he likes them.

That's not funny - it's just good advice.

I genuinely love the 80's aesthetic and plan on getting a PTR and an after market wood stock once my DUI (misdemeaner, don't shoot my dog please) gets off my record (my state has weird laws regarding the sale of semi-autos to people with alcohol/drug convictions). Right now, you'd think I am a fudd if you saw my only 2 guns: a 90's Remington 700 in 270 win with an ornate leather sling and an Ithaca model 37 from the 60's (I think). Once I get the legal stuff sorted, I will enjoy the real NATO life. I already have the short shorts in the mail to match my Tropentarn vest.

I like pussy but I dont own one. Also watching them being used and described online gives me a general idea. This list can change. Also my uncle owns these weapons and I got to hold them, just not fire. Give me a break. Im not claiming to be a expert in weapons or anything just saying "Hey I like these."

>tfw NY
>tfw 10 round mags
>tfw have AR but need modified bolt catch or go to jail
>tfw pistol permit
>tfw can't have pistol over 48oz
>tfw dying to transfer muh post office job to TN

Troy ar 15
Ruger 10/22
Sig p320
Mossberg 930 jm pro
Not really sure if that labels me anything.

>Tropentarn vest.

You can't decide if you a Drunk rhodie slotting floppies, or a drunk former Waffen SS merc slotting floppies.

Either way - wherever you are, you must drink and murder marxists.

To add to this

>PSA AR 16"
>CZ75B .40SW
>Saiga in 7.62x39
>Saiga in 5.45x39
>CZ P10C
>Auto Ordnance 1911
>HR Pardner Pump

you are stuck in the hell that is NY - you desperately wish you were anywhere else except cali or hawaii...

Hi there My name is Firstname Lastname and I work at Corporation Inc! I like getting the most bang for my buck which is why I drink Coffee-brand coffee and drive Automotive brand car!

>like ACR aesthetics
>like m14 ebr aesthetics
>might as well get it in 6.5 cus I don't need stopping power as I only go to range

Hey, at least you're not a full blooded brown (kinda red) haired German whose blonde brother got all the facial hair genes.
>One of the few things that motivates me to keep lifting.
Gotta keep that jaw line lookin fresh.

You are also afflicted by the horrific disease of reading incomprehension. So sad, especially since you work in the post office.

You enjoy the aesthetics of an add on monstrosity of metal and rails to a classic wood-and-steel firearm? An engima wrapped in overpriced-, underperforming long arms justified to a mongolian toenail-growing forum....

>You can't decide if you a Drunk rhodie slotting floppies, or a drunk former Waffen SS merc slotting floppies.

>Either way - wherever you are, you must drink and murder marxists.
Pretty spot on, but sometimes I find it hard not to sympathize with the people I want to slot most. They such misguided people with such misguided hearts. I can't tell if I want to slot Marxists or give them a hug and tell them that they don't need to be gay.

>implying everyone at the post office doesn't have something wrong with them

I think I got off easy