*parks on your driveway*

"Surrender your wife and kids to us infidel, we will rape and murder them"

Wat do u?

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*Molotovs cocktailing intensifies*

Spray them with my hose that is tapped with Pig's Blood.

Not if I kill them first

jokes on them, i don't have a wife or kids! looks like being an autistic neet is finally paying off

What's with blue collar american idiots and bacon memes thinking that it somehow affects a rampaging Mudslime?

Fox News.

>sets off the explosives i buried in the driveway
I E Deeznuts

I live on a pig farm not even joking so I can actually see this happening. We have a plan for this just in case, we would let the animals loose and begin firing on the intruding force. The sheer amount of animals and noise would give us the upper hand I believe.

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Call the police? Guard house with my firearms until they arrive.

Kek, have a (You)

>Guard house with my firearms until police arrives.
I am sure the box of muddy shit sitting on your driveway who just threatened you and your family will be very scared of your firearms and will not escalate the situation before the police arrives to arrest you for commiting a hate crime.

>literally a fucking cardbox
>plating worse than a mark iv.
ISIS is just a meme now.

"I AIN'T GOT NONE"

*magazine dump while flag waves in the background*

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"I have neither you stupid sand niggers, go away."

>not having a pressure washer loaded with pigs blood so you can cut jihadis in half with filth

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Nice, any pigs that were killed in action you can just eat later.

>Load 1903 with AP
Rip box mobile

1903's make me hard AF

Magdump METAL BAWKS. Listen in delight to the screams as spall takes its toll.

Wait for the back blast to kill em.

Don my battlegarb and draw my trusty shovel, then charge at them uttering that most feared of battlecry's as the mud filth scatter and flee before me.

Do battle as best I can, with my trusty 7615p (the most effective weapon my shiity Ausfag cat B licence would allow. Then :

1. Lose (die), or
2. Win (they die), get arrested for hate crimes, resisting cultural enrichment, suppressing diversity, etc.

Joke's on you, I don't have any wife or kids.

In front of their dying carcasses no doubt. After your meal, wipe your mouth on their shirt.

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Beat me to it

oh goody, I finally get to use my Cannon in self defense

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Ask Abu Hajaar what is wrong with him, and then do a tactical combat role.

Jokes on you, my wife's imaginary so even if you brain fucked me she still wouldn't feel it