At range yesterday

>at the range
>one of the negro girls says "he cute"

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How could you throw the bibles on the roof if the bible isn't real? Checkmate, atheists.

I would unironically throw the redhead some dick. Something about boyish women just really gets ms going.
T. A faggot.

How about “thanks for your taxes”

People that are thanked for military service actually did something. All I did was put a check mark next to trump's name in 2016. I figured he did that because I was young but I don't really know.

>People that are thanked for military service actually did something.
Some did. Some signed up for a welfare program where you get yelled at and run around in circles.

I unironically love Trump but that's still the gayest thing I've ever seen.

I think the redhead already has some dick Jow Forumsomrade.

>not the right color
>no MAGA logo or even har
>no mention of pence
0/10 not fit for commie killing

Better?

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>CAL: YUGE
So close...

Hair should be facing forward, the same rules as shoulder flags apply.

Other than that, its noice.

>Is this what milfags feel like when people thank you for your service?
Those comments just makes me cringe. There's a reason I never announce that shit to anybody.
Besides, it'd be a short conversation anyway because TS clearance and I can't do more than scratch the surface of what I did in conversation.

Straight butch is a severely underrated aesthetic.

Not in prison

We've all had that fantasy of some crew-cut, hardbodied diesel bitch turning out to be some cock-starved parolee desperate for dick and someone to hold her and not judge when she breaks down from guilt over having sold a woman for some cigs and a shampoo bottle full of pruno.

>no real way to reply.

>look them slowly up and down
>shake head
>"Well I sure didn't do it for faggots like you."
>turn 360 and leave

Same shit basically happened to me last week
>be me
>on way to range
>rso beeps me
>call him up
>range buffet is out of szechuan sauce cups
>tell him don't despair
>remeber there is a magic the gathering tournament near by
>whip out my "outlaw" deck
>put on game face
>walk in
>play it cool
>survey the competition
>make my move
>sound off loud enough to make gunney (f) proud:
"I wager my unopened case of Rick and Morty McDonalds Szechuan sauce against every cup you all are holding. No cards barred."
>deafening silence
>one by one, neckbeards ante up
>game time
>setting em up an knocking them down
>round after round I'm slaying it
>final round
>all in
>gallons of sauce on the line
>down to last cards of deck
>everything is on the line
>smug fuck sitting across from me draws a card and tosses it on the table
>completes his BFM
>raises hi pasty twig arms in victory
>I clear my throat
NOT SO FAST TWAT WAFFLE
>toss my last card down
>time freezes
>twat waffle's left eye start to twitch
>auditorium erupts in awe and celebratory airhorns as my blue eyes white dragon hits the table
>nerdy bitches' panties rain down from the heavens to shower me
>don sunglasses
"You've just been decked"
>scoop of hundreds of sauce cups
>haul ass outta there
>walk into range
>hand rso the goods
>shakes my hand and looks me in the eye as he struggles to choke out the words and fight back the tear welling in his eyes
"God bless you,son"
>comps me a box of 22lr and voucher for a free romp in the range brothel
"Sorry pops, no 3DPD for me."
>mfw I wagered a szechuan sauce case I refilled with BBQ sauce cups

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BY AZURA

I don't even want to give her the dick in that scenario, just the hold her part.

Ah
Pegging more your style?

Why would you advertise the guy that's embarrassing us in front of the rest of the world? A true nationalist doesn't support an embarrassment to our nation.

Just wear fasc symbols you coward of a useful idiot.

remove b8

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>>T. A faggot.
user I'm pretty sure he doesn't mind.

Yeah I would rather be associated with this guy

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NONONONO THIS IS TOO PERFECT AAAAAAAA

Drain Swamp and Grab Pussy should be switched desu sempai

>still molested by brass goblins

>Applebees

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>reads thread
>actually laughs
well played, user. Well Played.

Well since this is Jow Forums, grab pussy is in the right place.

"gib boipucci" should be safe

I can't stand Trump, but that's hilarious, I like it. Other user is right though, caliber should've been "YUGE"

>I love guns but...

Not the same sentiment

>trump
>pro gun
Pick one cucklord

B-but he said he was pro gun before he was elected! And Jow Forums told me he was!

Good shit

Never thank someone for their service , of you are the kind that does , you are full of shit and we know it , some of use make it a game to Hang you with your own rope . Thank me for my service and I'll have you giving me money , buyinge beer , whatever it is , better hope I don't find battle biddies near by or I try and get them on all the "thanks"

Would slay that girl with the
green hair.

>Is this what milfags feel like when people thank you for your service?
It feels more like general annoyance with a deeply hidden feeling of satisfaction. Like fuck I'm grateful that you are grateful but I just came in to eat a damn burger in peace.

Nigga you stole my meme

Thank you for your service

Yes, but also holding and comforting.

>be me
>at the range in South Detroit with the black folks
>shooting choppers full auto and missing the our targets,hitting the ceiling
>virgin RSO yells"No Full Auto you have to go back"
>i grab the choppa from Lebron and pop a 7.62×39 into the RSO's right foot and tell em"grab some crab legs with sauce for my boys"
>"you alright white boy"he says
>"he cute"one of the girls say

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"Anytime."
"You bet."
"No problem."
Me when thanked. Its thick with awkwardness because i medicaled out on a broken knee too, didnt even deploy.

>nerdy bitches' panties rain down from the heavens to shower me

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Your mom already did :)

Holy christ man, is this pasta?

I, for one, found a massive amount of amusement in this post.

Good job, sir.
Thank you.

>tell veteran "thank you for you service"
>They don't realize I'm being sarcastic

Who here devilish?

>"well I sure don't do it for faggot like you"
>turn 360 and leave
My nigga

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>be senior in high school (18)
>tell the JROTC kids "thank you for your future service"
>mfw when some of them actually buy that bullshit

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It is..... now

Um, yessir. I am going to need a flashlight to fit on my TrumpLoc (tm) freefloat tube!

I want it

Thank you for your service and your grammar
>must be a marine

I thought you were supposed to take out marines for beer or at least get the tab if there in the bar. I've done it twice now....

Go eat some crayons, faggot.

God bless you son

>mfw no one gets in

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>Shoulder width compared to head
Sorry, that's a guy. so's the black "it"

I mean get it* and since I wasted some pretty good digits I'll explain it. The story is a parody of the blatantly false stories people tell of dumb shit like a toddler saying "fuck Trump" on a bus. My favourite has to be this bitch giving a hobo $20 and some neckbeard taking it from him and giving it to her and telling her he has to work it and then the hobo gets up and does the gagnam style dance while singing "oppan hobo style" and then the crowd joins in and everybody starts cheering and the neckbeard starts running away crying.

>Girls cant be chubby or muscular
Okay

he cute

If this aint fuckin me. I don't catch feelings easy brother but a straight butch can catch my love and penis

Yeah desu I’d fuck like70% of this picture. I’d drink combucha to fuck that peacock in the back.

kek
Imma try this

Story time me senpai

>goto range yesterday
>furthest left range is an old dude with a bolt gun
>he's got walker and is slowly returning from the 200 yard lane with his target barely hanging on to his arm
>jog over and carry the target for him since everyone was busy on their phone, including the rso
>impressive grouping on the target, about 25 shots all in a 5 round sub inch group
>not too shabby for an old fart heh
>looks smug as fuck in a good way
>talk to him a bit and help him out to the door
>30 minutes later I decide to leave and the ranger master at the sign in cabin tells me good job and that the next trip is free, courtesy of the old man
>mfw I don't even live in the area and will likely never go again despite it being one of the best ranges I've been to

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Mobile link, sorry

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XWq3OeEJu0

> Mobile link, sorry
I can still embed it so it's all good

What a fucking asshole though, why'd he do that?

>try to go to range
>halfway there realize I forgot my fucking hawk
>can't afford an anvil so it's my ONE bit of distinction, oh well
>arrive, realize I forgot my platform shoes, stand on toes and hope no one notices, barely make it past the manlet sensor
>forge penis inspection waiver, luckily it's a new guy, takes it
>finally get within 20 yards of actual range, suddenly a hand clamps painfully down on my shoulder and RSO is there eyes blazing
>ROARS at me that I should know damn well it's no singles saturday
>confiscates my weapons and ammo and tosses me right back out
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