>Living in 2018
>Not using an uzi as your EDC.
>simply use a shoulder rig and wear a jacket
>He doesn't CC an uzi
Hunter Bailey
Brandon Edwards
>shoulder-holstered uzi
>not stuffing an 870 down each leg of your pants and goosestepping to work
Jace Walker
>not chopping your right arm off, dressing in a megaman costume daily, and concealing a 30mm anti tank pistol in the prosthetic.
Bentley Reyes
dont LOL, watch: youtu.be
Alexander Gray
where's disco-cop somebody tell him we need him to come in here and get down
Jack Long
come at me breh
Dylan Wood
How much for two
Liam Moore
>carrying only one weapon per rig
Joseph Collins
Its fucking 90 degrees and 60% relative humidity, Fuck wearing a jacket.
Austin Kelly
>not having prosthetic animatronic decoy arms that allow you to already have akimbo P90's in hand, ready to rock
Logan Rodriguez
Oops forgot pic
Bentley Rivera
>30mm anti tank pistol
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Lincoln Wood
He never did get that stock unfolded.
Wyatt Morris
>he doesn't OC an M1 carbine
Matthew Harris
So this is what love feels like
Noah Young
Stories say he's struggling with it still today.
Tyler Carter
This gives me the Eurocrime vibes.
youtube.com
Julian Bennett
Charles Bell
>attempt
Josiah Reyes
>30 mm anti tank pistol
>impying
Gavin Evans
In fact they didn't even reached Moscow. The plane has crash landed and the killers have been arrested on the first road block. It was raining back then and the killers had suspiciously dry clothes.
Luis Price
How does a man with a 30mm allow himself to be arrested?
Jaxson Sanders
The MP-5 operable briefcase negated the need for all that. Just squeeze the handle and spray. Never spill your coffee or miss the train, still on time for the next meeting/assassination/coup.
Tyler Bailey
>Gripping the UZI, his knuckles were white with desire
>The folding stock of his smg exploding to his shoulder like a slug from a 45
>True Death! One single round of 9mm target ammo piercing the night!
>This is Black Sunshine
Charles Green
I wouldn't wear a 30mm recoilless gun on my wrist everyday. It's too goddamn heavy.
It was taken as the luggage.
Angel Parker
And that was the plane that they used to get behind soviet lines.
William Gonzalez
I would wear it while I masturbated.
And I would always be masturbating while I was wearing it.
Brayden Walker
US DoD spent 8.6 million USD between 2000-2003 developing this.
Hypothetically, if I had 36 electrically primed flechette rounds and the only 2 wrist cannons ever built. How much does Jow Forums think they're worth on gunbroker?
Lincoln Morris
About 20 years apiece.
Nathaniel Sanders
That's a nice car. I would smob the shit outta that car.
Owen Martin
underrated
Lincoln Jones
"Watch out for those wrist rockets!"
Ayden Lopez
>not getting rid of one of your kidneys and replacing it with a miniature thermonuclear bomb
you're never gonna make it
Landon Barnes
Good thing I only collect obscure images from crazy weapon trials then.
Quick quiz Jow Forums, what is the risk when firing a electrically primed 12 barrel weapon strapped to the top of your wrist?
Jose Martin
Staining your underwear with ejaculate.
Ryder Carter
You forget youre wearing it and accidentally kill your trap during a fisting session.
Anthony Jackson
I'm not a diamond merchant.
Cooper Morgan
I have mom jeans and a small gut. Still cant find a coat to cover it.
Landon Watson
>not buying American
Caleb Ross
Kek, replayed the campaign today.
Knightfall best mission.
Jacob Cox
those models...kek
Jason Morales
>Not a full-fun Vz.61 for maximum style
Get out.
Cooper Walker
>You want my what, turkey?
Sebastian Moore
>1990
I want to go back
Evan Diaz
You mean MAC-11?
Parker Gutierrez
47?
Caleb Jenkins
Larry Hama, the writer of GI Joe, used to CC an Uzi in a briefcase during the 80s.
Nolan Phillips
Henry Morales
I would love to cc two Mk. 23s inna shoulder rig or something else silly but I live in a state where most of the year it's >80°, so it's not really an option to wear a thick enough jacket to get away with that.
Nicholas Powell
>not tactically CCing a derringer in your anoos
pleb taste desu
Ryder Moore
sorry dispatcher was on a coffee run
Jose Morris
Camden Lewis
This guy gets it. I love my Skorp.
Kayden Perry
Jesus Christ that trigger discipline makes me puke.
>Let me point this at you while I show it off with my finger on the trigger.
I know Uzi's are open-bolt, but doesn't he say in the beginning that the mini Uzi they use is closed-bolt?
Tyler Garcia
>mfw when I have the chance to buy a supressed sbr full giggle uzi for $400 but am too much of a pussy because I dont wanna get in trouble.
James Ward
>Not CC'ing an Assault Rifle 15
Jayden Stewart
Why there's a red skate board thingie on the side of that black car? Plus, that weird handle (?) on that car door?
Jack Howard
>you'll never be a hairy dude OCing an M1 carbine in the late 1970s
Wish I had the picture with the fat dude standing in front of a red muscle car holding a suppressed MAC-11.
Brayden Young
I wish you did, too.
Grayson Mitchell
Looks like a platform for bodyguards to stand on and rails to hold on to as they do so. The red paint warns people that the platform is there before it smashes their shins, since cars usually don't have it.
Dominic Cruz
Very nice
Lucas Scott
> Wear a puffy jacket in Florida in the summer
Yeah, hwut? The most you can pass shoulder carrying with would be a Hawaiian bowling shirt and even then you could barely get away with CCing a 38 pucci pistol while printing at least some corner and hoping the shitty designs make people believe it's an optical illusion.
Appendix/ pocket carry or nothing
Logan Young
So this is what Trudeau meant
> if you kill your enemies
> the kill switch connected to their heart and brain activity detectors trip
> they win
Benjamin Parker
What.....
Cameron Jones
How does one learn this power
Josiah Rodriguez
Sweet Klobb bro
Benjamin Carter
He had to do it to em
Joseph Mitchell
[CITATION NEEDED]
Jaxson Sanchez
gib sauce. I'm not scared of big brother
Caleb Bell
>that double trigger discipline while shit is going down.
Ryan Fisher
digitalpriest.com
About halfway down the page in part 3, under the small picture of Hama.